Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 1

by | Aug 19, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 56 comments

Now we start back at the beginning, when I was but a simple man with a BFA in Radio-TV-Film with a Minor in Theatre working at a radio station that convinced other people to buy me animation software. A neophyte really.

Some additional content: a few months ago I tried making some AI slop Youtube Shorts to see if those would perform better with normies.

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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

56 Comments

  1. DEG

    I think you broke him

    How can you tell? He sounds like he always does.

  2. R.J.

    The Diet Coke commercial could be on TV RIGHT NOW.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I sent it to a friend 🙂

  3. Evan from Evansville

    Mirror.

    • R.J.

      That is probably from the Rainone collection.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Who pays for shipping? Or. Eh. Fuck it, go for broke. Drive it home. Blare Wagner. Primo photo op, so dress up. Hat. Possible monocle. Certainly beard time. White, twisted mustache preferred. Oh! Give me a ride. I’ll be the mascot riding along!
      (We’ll talk about my outfit later. (Psst. I’m not included in shipping. *rubs fingers*)

      • R.J.

        As I recall, an attempt was made to move it from California to Texas. The trailer was inadequate and the tank fell through the bottom. That was the 1990s.

      • Evan from Evansville

        See? MY plan has wisdom to it.

  4. Fourscore

    Thanks, CPRM

    I think I missed a few and I don’t remember anyway so they’ll all be new to me.

      • rhywun

        I’m gonna pull a Ted’S. I want the written word. I can’t spend an hour watching that.

      • rhywun

        That’s incomplete. Maybe when I’m not packing for a move tonight or moving tomorrow I’ll take a look at the video. 🫤

        I am interested in what went on there… I just don’t have much inclination to watch videos and no time for awhile.

      • Ted S.

        I’m gonna pull a Ted’S. I want the written word. I can’t spend an hour watching that.

        You all know I’m right. 😉

  5. Evan from Evansville

    Must be pure! Pro-LGBT California lawmaker, House candidate heckled at transgender event over Gaza, Israel stances

    Progressive California state Sen. Scott Wiener, who is Jewish, was heckled at a pro-transgender event in San Francisco over the weekend for his position on Israel and failure to forcefully condemn the country’s intervention in Gaza.

    Wiener is running to replace the retiring former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in Congress.

    Wiener, who is also gay, faced backlash from demonstrators at the event Friday largely stemming from a January debate in which he hesitated to call Israel’s actions in Gaza as genocide – a position he later clarified by stating that he does, in fact, consider them genocide.
    —-
    “You stopped being queer the moment you started supporting Israel,” said one protester in videos capturing the event.

    “You do not belong here anymore, Scott. I want to support someone who’s so positive on trans rights, but you’re a piece of sh*t on Gaza,” added another.”

    The cause is never the cause. The cause is always revolution. I feel bad for gays who want nothing to do with the trans shit. The culture certainly appears to be highly discriminatory against anyone who *isn’t* on board with the Left’s whole Kultur War.

    • rhywun

      Wasn’t that a few weeks ago?

      But yes, it could not be clearer that “queer”, while perhaps encompassing QWERTY+ stuff, is really more about leftist causes. And the top leftist cause right now is being anti-Jew.

      Sorry, Scott. You’re yesterday’s assless chaps.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Buffalo Bill has entered the chat…

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yes, the word queer has become as meaningless/coded as Nazi or fascist…

        “You stopped being queer the moment you started supporting Israel,”

        …What the hell does one have to do with the other? Even if Israel is more tolerant towards gays than their neighbors (which they are) and that makes the statement particularly silly, that’s not the point.

        The point is: What the hell does one have to do with the other? Words are meaningless nowadays.

  6. rhywun

    So my current apartment is across the street from a parking garage. Thing #1,001 I won’t miss after I move away tomorrow is yet another asshole who parks and leaves their fucking high beams on and trained directly into my living room.

    /blinded by the light

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      I was amused by the way Manfred Mann mispronounced ‘duce’.

      • rhywun

        I never even tried to unravel that gibberish.

      • Raven Nation

        I think Springsteen was trying to be the new Dylan on some of those early albums.

      • rhywun

        I had no idea Springsteen wrote that until I looked it up just now.

      • UnCivilServant

        Revved up like a deuce

        That is clearly not what the lyric sounds like.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They’re both suck ass and I wish they could both lose.

  7. dbleagle

    I never got the love for Diet Coke. That is all.

    • Rat on a train

      mmm, bacon-wrapped bacon

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Roat, and Ted’S.!

      • Sean

        🙂

  8. Ted S.

    I turned the TV on this morning, and wouldn’t you know it, but another fly was attracted to the light. I don’t know if it’s the same one as yesterday, but it didn’t seem to be around at all after I thought I killed it, and now it’s back.

    • Gender Traitor

      You need one of these. One of the great inventions of our time.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Just don’t get carried away and set the curtains on fire.

      • rhywun

        Neat. Didn’t know that existed.

      • Gender Traitor

        I keep it handy out at Tranquility Base. For some reason the mosquitoes are getting worse lately. 🙄🌧🌧🌧🦟🦟🦟

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Import the 3rd world, get the 3rd world.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      *Bobbies tap on ROAT’s door*

      • Rat on a train

        Mark Rowley can fuck off back to London.

    • UnCivilServant

      How about – foreign rapists get hanged, drawn, and quartered, their pieces strung up and their known foreign associates shot when they protest, and the voats burned in the channel with all passengers still on board.

    • rhywun

      “guidance for new arrivals” 🙄

      Is it tucked into the welcome packet each one receives? Between the travel sized shaving cream and fragrance samples?

  9. Common Tater

    GM 🙂

  10. Common Tater

    Apparently, Andrew Wilson paid Candy O $300K to debate whether Tyler Robinson killed Charlie Kirk. Not sure why he would do that, unless it got so many views he got his money back.

    No idea why people make a big deal about Erika Kirk wearing leather pants??

  11. Common Tater

    Stupid 504’s

    • R.J.

      I got one yesterday.

      • Rat on a train

        Gotta catch ’em all.

    • Sean

      Yep.