Friday Morning Links

by | Sep 25, 2026 | Daily Links | 195 comments

Wow, the Packers are B-A-D BAD. They got trucked by the freaking Falcons. At home, no less. The White Sox and Indians both locked down playoff berths. All that’s left to settle is the AL West (where the Astros and Rangers are tied, although Houston holds the tiebreaker) and NL wild card, where the D-backs have a sliver of hope to catch Philly. And since soccer is on an international break, all I’ll point out is that the entire nation of Ireland seems to have lost its collective mind on the whole Israel thing and that English people are pitifully clinging to a drinking ban for soccer stadiums while rugby fans get treated like adults. So I’m moving on.

Get a load of this nonsense. TRIGGER WARNING: it’s fucking retarded. They’re excusing racism because it’s the good kind of racism to the AP. Seriously, how was that published as news rather than opinion?

I hope they agree. Otherwise, we’d be stuck with all the shitbag criminal ones whose home country refuses to take them back.

I’m shocked! You know the drill by now. No, I’m not actually shocked. I’ll be shocked to find out it wasn’t deliberate though.

Yikes. This is really going to damage his reputation.

People sure do have a lot of free time. It is kinda funny though.

Oh, no, not swearing! Give me a break. At least focus on the substance of the complaints.

What benefit would Russia get from doing this? Sounds like scare-mongering nonsense to me.

Get a load of this guy. Crazy motherfucker. I wonder why nobody saw the signs.

If he did so many bad things, why is she not seeking prosecution? I guess she doesn’t want the embarrassment that will come from her handpicked running mate facing her (non-disclosed) accusations.

I disagree with the author of this piece. I think they should be stigmatized even more. Freaking weirdos…including the author her-(if she identifies that way)self.

From the early days. They knew what they were doing. All the way to the later days. Such a great pair of songs. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Friday and weekend, dear friends.

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195 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “For decades, a key principle underpinned civil rights enforcement in American schools: Not all discrimination was intentional. ”

    That is retarded.

    • Common Tater

      “This summer, the Education Department rescinded a regulation that allowed schools to gauge potential discrimination by comparing outcomes across races, such as the racial breakdown of students in advanced classes. Then, it issued a letter to American schools, emphasizing it’s illegal to consider race when crafting discipline policies — even if one particular racial group ends up suspended or expelled more often. ”

      This is bad?

      • (((Jarflax

        It’s only racist if you are stricter with a group you consider subhuman. If you excuse them for their behavior because you consider them subhuman it is A OK!

      • juris imprudent

        [Baltimore public schools laugh heartily.]

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      That’s why structural racism and systemic racism were invented. To scoop up everybody in the front end loader as being guilty and must therefore pay for the sins of their fathers and ancestors to the nth generation.

      • rhywun

        Yup. It’s the key way to keep the grift going forever.

  2. Grumbletarian

    People sure do have a lot of free time. It is kinda funny though.

    “Girls want to play with dolls that look like them.”

    “NOT THAT WAY!!!”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I am OK with this, and feel they should add a fat assed black chick to the stable lineup.

      • AlexinCT

        What about anatomical correctness? Ken still hardest hit..

    • bacon-magic

      It should have bigger boobs. Mmmmmmmm Gal Gadot.

  3. (((Jarflax

    Tommy

    I went into a public ‘ouse to get a pint o’ beer,
    The publican ‘e up an’ sez, “We serve no red-coats here.”
    The girls be’ind the bar they laughed an’ giggled fit to die,
    I outs into the street again an’ to myself sez I:
    O it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, go away”;
    But it’s “Thank you, Mister Atkins,” when the band begins to play
    The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
    O it’s “Thank you, Mister Atkins,” when the band begins to play.

    I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
    They gave a drunk civilian room, but ‘adn’t none for me;
    They sent me to the gallery or round the music-‘alls,
    But when it comes to fightin’, Lord! they’ll shove me in the stalls!
    For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, wait outside”;
    But it’s “Special train for Atkins” when the trooper’s on the tide
    The troopship’s on the tide, my boys, the troopship’s on the tide,
    O it’s “Special train for Atkins” when the trooper’s on the tide.

    Yes, makin’ mock o’ uniforms that guard you while you sleep
    Is cheaper than them uniforms, an’ they’re starvation cheap.
    An’ hustlin’ drunken soldiers when they’re goin’ large a bit
    Is five times better business than paradin’ in full kit.
    Then it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ Tommy, ‘ow’s yer soul?”
    But it’s “Thin red line of ‘eroes” when the drums begin to roll
    The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
    O it’s “Thin red line of ‘eroes,” when the drums begin to roll.

    We aren’t no thin red ‘eroes, nor we aren’t no blackguards too,
    But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
    An’ if sometimes our conduck isn’t all your fancy paints,
    Why, single men in barricks don’t grow into plaster saints;
    While it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ Tommy, fall be’ind,”
    But it’s “Please to walk in front, sir,” when there’s trouble in the wind
    There’s trouble in the wind, my boys, there’s trouble in the wind,
    O it’s “Please to walk in front, sir,” when there’s trouble in the wind.

    You talk o’ better food for us, an’ schools, an’ fires, an’ all:
    We’ll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
    Don’t mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
    The Widow’s Uniform is not the soldier-man’s disgrace.
    For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ Chuck him out, the brute!”
    But it’s “Saviour of ‘is country” when the guns begin to shoot;
    An’ it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ anything you please;
    An’ Tommy ain’t a bloomin’ fool – you bet that Tommy sees!

    • Common Tater

      WTF OF TEXT?

      • (((Jarflax

        I think it’s perfectly relevant to the SAS expose in the links, sorry if a bit of Kipling is too much text.

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘Expose’ is being nice. ‘Hit piece’ is far more accurate.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, if one is exposed it is much easier to be the target!

    • Tonio

      Perfect, Jarflex. Thanks.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Get a load of the guy who would be Kipling over here!

  4. Common Tater

    “Aurora Naomi La Fey, 31, was arrested in the city of Manaus, and claimed to have been suffering hallucinations after smoking cannabis.”

    No excuse.

    • (((Jarflax

      I am so proud of the Sun for bravely calling it a woman and using it’s Tranny name! A demure woman like this could be badly harmed by deadnaming it or miss-gendering it.

      • AlexinCT

        There are no chicks with dicks. It’s always dudes with tits.

    • Not Adahn

      Aurora Naomi La Fey

      Someone has outdone Silver Ravenwolf.

    • Gdragon

      I am going to wait for the results of the rape kit as it is entirely possible that STEVE was waiting under the balcony. Almost like a Shakespearean sasquatch.

  5. sloopyinca

    Shit, I forgot they’re qualifying for Azerbaijan today because the race is in Saturday this year.
    It’s on tv right now.

    • slumbrew

      F1 free this year, since I’m irked about killing F1TV in favor of Apple.

      I haven’t really missed it. New PUs still shit?

      • sloopyinca

        Yes, they’re still shit.
        Also, isn’t an AppleTV subscription cheaper than the F1TV subscription was? If you subscribe to Apple, you get the F1TV subscription for free.

      • slumbrew

        Price ends up in the same ballpark, I think. I just don’t want another general streaming service.

        And, fuck you, Apple, for killing a perfectly good product (that still works in other countries). ESPN managed to show the races without demanding F1TV get blocked in the US.

  6. Common Tater

    “It said he made an advance toward a staffer’s friend and when he was rebuffed, he told the staffer, “you young women are looking for young sperm.””

    Friends of staffers are off-limits? That’s also a weird thing to say.

    • sloopyinca

      Sherrill wants this to go away quietly rather than letting him have a chance to defend himself. She doesn’t want the scrutiny since she hand-picked him.

      I hope he burns down the whole party apparatus with him.

      • rhywun

        To be fair to Mikie, it’s almost impossible these days to find a politically compatible Democrat who isn’t a repellent shitbag.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        Rhy, being a repellent shitbags is by design. So they can always turn on the shitbag and trashcan them for this or that. See Swallwell, Eric.

  7. rhywun

    Seriously, how was that published as news rather than opinion?

    Because the AP is just another arm of the DNC like almost every other MSM outlet. They lie, distort, and agitate in order to push leftism.

    Federal and state data have long shown students of color, particularly Black students, are more likely than their peers to be pulled from the classroom for similar infractions.

    “Similar” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. The whole line of thought is intended to increase racial hatred.

  8. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    The Texas twins (‘stros and Rangers) might be best in their division, but that is the weakest division in Biesbol.

    Granted, they are doing better than my teams.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        As a Mariners fan, I agree.

    • Grumbletarian

      I’m watching the Red Sox struggle to score a single run per game and thinking their playoff run will be over in two games.

      • creech

        Are you sure you aren’t watching the Phillies instead?

    • AlexinCT

      My….

      Never mind.

      Hi Tres.

  9. R C Dean

    I hope they agree.

    If they aren’t allowed to be in this country and have a deportation order against them, then aren’t they refusing to leave and defying a court order? Seems like grounds for detention until they do in fact make arrangements to leave and do so. Where they go, I don’t care and I suspect you will not find any statute that says they can stay indefinitely and roam the country until their home country agrees to take them in.

    Keep in mind, a lot of the illegals who came in under Biden had been coached to ditch their IDs before crossing the border, so we don’t even really know what their home country actually is/

    • sloopyinca

      Perhaps we should just truck them all to the Canadian border and push them across with instructions on how to apply for asylum in Canada.
      And then fortify the entire northern border.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        What we need to do is build a bridge from Mexico to Canada. Call it the Spic-Span.

      • EvilSheldon

        *applause*

        I would suggest ‘if your home country doesn’t want you back or can’t be identified, then you stay in prison until the situation changes,’ is a reasonable compromise. Although that would probably be more expensive than just trucking them to the nearest border and chucking them over.

      • The Last American Hero

        I would suggest we drop you off in a country of our choice, and currently that country is Haiti, since it is 1) Spanish Speaking and 2) Already Great.

      • (((Jarflax

        Haiti speaks French

      • rhywun

        it is 1) Spanish Speaking

        It is?

      • Chipping Pioneer

        push them across with instructions on how to apply for asylum MAID in Canada

    • Tonio

      “a lot of the illegals who came in under Biden had been coached to ditch their IDs before crossing the border”

      That was a brilliant, and forward-looking strategy in an attempt to make them undeportable, and give the countries of origin plausible deniability.

      • slumbrew

        The best advice USAID could buy

      • Grumbletarian

        ICE: “We’re deporting you back to your country of origin. Which is it?”

        Illegal: “I’m not saying and I have no ID.”

        ICE: “Well, looks like you’re going to Somalia.”

        Illegal: “But that’s not my country of origin!”

        ICE: “Of course it is, prove otherwise.”

      • AlexinCT

        Heh, that’s how you end up somewhere in Africa then…

        Deportations must happen. These crooks get to choose if they go back home or somewhere else.

      • Nephilium

        Grumbletarian:

        How dare you find a solution!

    • DrOtto

      They came in through Mexico, send them back to Mexico.

    • DrOtto

      Also, country of origin can frequently be determined by either the flag they put in place of a license plate on their uninsured car or dangling from the rear view mirror.

  10. rhywun

    Otherwise, we’d be stuck with all the shitbag criminal ones whose home country refuses to take them back.

    I remain unconvinced that we cannot demand such places welcome their citizens back. By what right do they claim to be able to do this?

    • sloopyinca

      If they physically prevent them from being taken off the planes, I’m not sure what we can do about it, unless we fly them there on military planes.

      • (((Jarflax

        They can only prevent them from deplaning if the plane is on the ground. I say we airdrop them. We can debate the expense of parachutes vs reparations for the damage caused by high speed impacts.

      • rhywun

        Then ship ’em back commercial. If they don’t know who’s on the plane they can’t block them from getting off.

      • Fourscore

        “Geronimo”

        Ba-bye

    • R C Dean

      Charter flights to some out of the way landing strip, shove them out the door, and take off.

      What are they going to do, shoot down the planes?

    • The Last American Hero

      We just take them back to those countries. If they refuse to let our deportation planes land, the next plane comes with a bomber escort.

  11. rhywun

    Sounds like scare-mongering nonsense to me.

    Because it is. Even the US is falling for it. The entire “West” has completely lost its mind on this issue as on so many others.

    • AlexinCT

      Are we talking climate change? Eating meat? Trump being a Russian stooge? Or is this about AI now?

      DOOM! DOOOM!

      • rhywun

        The idea that Russia is gearing up to declare war on NATO.

      • AlexinCT

        The EU must be looking for reasons to sell more censorship to the morons they have enslaved and guaranteed servitude to islam.

  12. Common Tater

    ““The View” co-host Sunny Hostin sensationally claimed on-air that she was the lone holdout juror who forced a notorious NYC cannibal killer to be found not guilty by reason of insanity — but multiple sources from the time directly refute her story, The Post can reveal….

    Hostin, 57, told the tale of being the lone jury holdout in the “Butcher of Tompkins Square Park” case as she discussed the parallels between that case and Lindsay Clancy’s own insanity defense.

    But 35 years ago, jurors told The Post, Newsday, the Daily News and the Associated Press that the actual holdout was an unemployed man who wanted to keep the trial going so he could continue getting paid by the court for his civic duty.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/09/24/us-news/sunny-hostins-claim-that-she-was-lone-holdout-in-nyc-cannibalism-trial-shot-down-by-multiple-sources/

    Is cannibalism worse than The View?

    • R C Dean

      That real life Community Note made me laugh.

      I would not doubt for a minute that Hostin genuinely believes her story, though. These people are fabulists who believe reality conforms to narratives, after all.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      What, Sunny Holstein lied? Inconceivable!

      • AlexinCT

        I thought that was all those feral heifers on that show did. Tell lies to make the left look less like a despicable cabal of murderous evil and envious life losers.

  13. Common Tater

    “A private spreadsheet naming “over a hundred” alleged sexual predators in Silicon Valley includes “prominent investors and businessmen,” sources tell The Post.

    One up-and-coming tech worker, who asked not to be identified, described how she was shocked when she saw the names on the list which she added her own account of sexual misconduct to.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/09/24/tech/silicon-valley-sex-assault-list-with-over-100-names-circulated-warning-female-tech-workers-of-predators-to-avoid/

    I’m guessing it’s 99% bullshit.

    • R C Dean

      Its not just the people putting names on the list that can be sued for defamation. Its anyone who shares it.

      • Common Tater

        And nothing else happened.

    • slumbrew

      Shitty Media Men spreadsheet redux.

      Unlike those dudes, I imagine the Silicon Valley guys have much deeper pockets for legal engagement.

    • PieInTheSky

      I need to see pics of the victims.

      • AlexinCT

        This guy gets it.

    • The Last American Hero

      What are the 2 rules to avoid being accused of sexual harrassment?

      • rhywun

        Don’t interact with females, ever. One rule.

      • (((Jarflax

        Gay privilege

    • Pope Jimbo

      When will there be a spreadsheet naming all the women who will drop an accusation of sexual harassment on your ass? Or even a spreadsheet of women who did nothing except sit around and expect male coworkers to do their work for them?

      Think of the wailing and carrying on by The Women of Tech if they were named in that spreadsheet and guys refused to work on projects with them?

  14. Not Adahn

    A little postscript about my travel travails:

    This is the first time I’ve flown into ALB on Delta with gunz. When I checked in at DTW, the put a special tag on my bag. When I got to ALB it did not show up on the baggage carousel. It had been removed and held until they could verify my ID. Ok, I appreciate that they’re preventing my guns from being stolen but it would have been nice if they had told me.

    What I did NOT appreciate was that the decided they weren’t just going to hand over “weapons” to their rightful owner, they fist ziptied my suitcase closed with some sort of reinforced strap. And surprisingly enough, removing the closure wasn’t trivial. It defeated my kitchen shears though my tin snips worked. I imagine there’s probably some technique involving a punch/screwdriver/chisel and a hammer that would have also worked, but I didn’t experiment.

    • EvilSheldon

      The zip-ties are a Delta policy since some asshole shot up a baggage claim years ago. One of the many reasons I don’t fly on Delta – I like being able to strap up right after I collect my bags. It’s not like the Uber to my hotel is guaranteed to be safe…

  15. Not Adahn

    Did the LP not bother to register the “Libertarian Party” trademark? You’d think it would be obvious that there’d be all sorts of splinter groups toy wouldn’t want to associate with.

    • R.J.

      Libertarian Party fell apart at the seams after Gary. Nothing surprises me.

  16. rhywun

    I’ve never heard of a “Disney adult” and I don’t give two shits about them. But go ahead and write a long chin-stroker as if this is anything anyone cares about.

    • EvilSheldon

      You are fortunate indeed.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Only one acceptable Disney adult is my niece who has Turner’s syndrome and lives, works for and breaths Disney.

  17. Common Tater

    “A New York City Episcopal priest sparked outrage by claiming that Jesus Christ was transgender and that God is nonbinary — a belief once shared by seminarian and Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico.

    Father Flourish Klink, who is nonbinary and transgender, made the outlandish assertions during a recent sermon at Christ & St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church on the Upper West Side.

    “God is nonbinary,” Klink startlingly exclaimed, according to a livestream clip shared on X Wednesday. “But I’m going to go further than that, and I’m going to say God is actually also trans.

    Klink, who prefers “they/elle/hen” pronouns, went on to describe how transgender people are given a gender by “folks based on what they see” when they are born — and used it as grounds to why “God is trans.””

    https://nypost.com/2026/09/25/us-news/nyc-episcopal-priest-flourish-klink-claims-jesus-is-trans-and-god-is-nonbinary/

    CWAA

    • Not Adahn

      Talarico’s pastor also denies the resurrection, like all true Christians do.

      • AlexinCT

        And claims God is non-binary and uses pronouns…

      • Nephilium

        I may have to question the devotion of Christians who don’t believe in Christ.

      • Not Adahn

        See, obsession with doctrine and fairytales like the resurrection was an invention of the Romans. REAL OG Christianity is the Sermon on the Mount and Jesus’ Social Justice initiatives!

      • rhywun

        LOL

    • PieInTheSky

      goddamnit I commented on the lesser post.

      • rhywun

        I can’t even.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Father Flourish Klink, who is nonbinary and transgender

      What does the word “Father” mean to you?

      Also, Flourish Twink, amirite?

  18. PieInTheSky

    A woke anti-Israel teacher and activist who claimed to be part black and Arab has been dubbed the “Palestinian Rachel Dolezal” after she was outed as being a white, Jewish woman who hid her privileged identity as she led antisemitic protests.

    Hannah Gann, a Philadelphia teacher, was forced to confess she was a “white woman of significant privilege and wealth” after fellow lefty activists grew suspicious of her background and confronted her.

    https://nypost.com/2026/09/23/us-news/palestinian-rachel-dolezal-outed-as-white-woman-of-significant-privilege-and-wealth

    It seems (((they))) are responsible for antisemitism

    • AlexinCT

      We keep finding out these people have to make up the shit they claim is prevalent and needs to be fought against, but this seems to not shame the fuckwads one bit.

    • AlexinCT

      Has anyone asked Dolezal, Liawhata, and/or Talcum X for their opinion on this person’s cosplay?

    • PieInTheSky

      but do they still have the chalcedonian position on the nature of Jesus?

      • PieInTheSky

        even worse was that you tricked me.

    • (((Jarflax

      This is a binary link! How dare you!

    • The Last American Hero

      The Episcopalian church that was near me growing up was very hard core conservative. The kind that would have banned rock, rap, and R rated movies if their members held elected office. They were very devout and trying hard to walk the talk. It is so weird seeing the modern day version of that denomination.

      • juris imprudent

        There is a charismatic Episcopal church near where I live. I still can’t wrap my head around that.

      • (((Jarflax

        charismatic Episcopal

        They speak in tongues, but always in an upper class accent

  19. Rat on a train

    Corporate has a Neurodiversity ERG. Imagine their gatherings.

    • PieInTheSky

      An erg (landform) is a vast, flat desert area covered with wind-swept sand dunes and little vegetation.

    • PieInTheSky

      Imagine their gatherings. – imagine the smell?

  20. PieInTheSky

    Some of the densest points from Die Linke’s plan for Berlin:

    -Police work replaced or supplemented with social work
    -Permissible covering of faces during demonstrations and wearing of protective accessories
    -Cessation of the constitutional protection office’s activities as a secret service; Berlin would also apply in the Bundesrat for a ban on AfD activities
    -Consistent rejection of requests for the deportation of foreign activists;
    -Taking ownership of vacant properties by people who have lived in them for at least a year
    -No fines for fare evasion (!)
    -Pre-trial detention as an absolute exception, and detainees to receive minimum wage
    -No one will be deported
    -Berlin will establish its own migration policy
    -State facilities for crack use will be designated (modeled on Switzerland)
    -End of ID checks upon entry to swimming pools
    -Berlin hospitals will not participate in war preparedness exercises; cooperation between Berlin schools and the Bundeswehr will be terminated
    -No grades in schools until 9th grade.

    https://x.com/rutkiewicz_pawe/status/2102156405582999827

    Sensible policies for a happier Berlin.

    Though I am still fuzzy how in a modern state a city can opt out of general state level laws

    • AlexinCT

      The amount of goonery from these commie types is always staggering to me.

    • rhywun

      I thought Antifa was just an idea.

      Though I am still fuzzy how in a modern state a city can opt out of general state level laws

      Berlin is a federal state.

  21. Drake

    The Russians want to invade Europe to get their greatest resources – pensioners and unemployed immigrants?

    • AlexinCT

      It’s the cheeses and the wine. And their money in Swiss banks.

    • PieInTheSky

      has anyone ever told you hiking in nature is a form of white privilege that should be checked?

      • AlexinCT

        By hungry bears?

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        STEVE SMITH CHECK WHITE PRIVILEGE!

        OOP NOT SO WHITE ANYMORE.

      • Nephilium

        Ah, you read some of the local papers lamenting that the underprivileged youth don’t have access to parks a half mile from their house.

  22. Common Tater

    “Donald Trump’s military is lining up battlefield surgeons, military police and combat engineers for a potential operation against Cuba within the next four months.

    US Army Reserve headquarters sent an internal message last week asking its commands whether they could hand six types of units over to Southern Command, which oversees American forces in Latin America and the Caribbean.

    The memo does not mention Cuba, but multiple US officials said the planning is aimed squarely at the communist island, according to CBS News, which obtained the document.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16160323/Trumps-military-prepares-Cuba-leaked-Pentagon-memo-sends-telling-signal-battlefield-surgeons-countdown-Christmas.html

    Who knows?

    • PieInTheSky

      how will this affect the price of rum and cigars?

      • AlexinCT

        I think the advice is to buy low and sell high…

      • EvilSheldon

        Cuban cigars and Havana Club have both sucked for decades now.

    • RAHeinlein

      I have it on my watchlist for my next round of Apple TV subscription. McDormand and Denzel make for a unique combination.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Denzel? Are you sure it’s Macbeth?

  23. Common Tater

    Speaking of movies…

    “Sydney Sweeney is set to star opposite Off Campus actor Belmont Cameli in Sony’s forthcoming adaptation of Sleepy Hollow.

    The film is slated to be a seductive, supernatural mystery involving a love triangle between the 29-year-old actress, Cameli and another actor still to be cast, Deadline reported on Thursday.

    The project will be based on filmmaker Lindsey Anderson Beer’s upcoming debut novel….

    Beer set out to reframe the iconic heroine as the central figure in the mystery as well as the supernatural love triangle.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16158893/sydney-sweeney-sleepy-hollow-remake-campus-belmont-cameli.html

    • PieInTheSky

      The titsless horseman?

      • R.J.

        Heh.
        I will go watch this.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Wow. I always thought the Headless Horseman was a supernatural creature who had been decapitated somehow. I didn’t realize he was just a regular horseman who is sexually frustrated by a lack of oral sex.

        Is this new movie going to be how he tricks Sydney into a BJ? Given her assets, you think a titty fuck would be his real goal.

    • rhywun

      reframe the iconic heroine as the central figure

      Because there are no classic stories with iconic heroines to adapt.

      • creech

        Maybe they thought of Joan of Arc but couldn’t figure out how to display Sweeney’s assets in armor?

      • Common Tater

        There are plenty of classic stories with iconic heroines to adapt:

        Pride And Prejudice And Cleavage
        Little Women But With Huge Tits
        The Scarlet Penthouse Letter
        Sense and Sensibility, And Also Boobs
        Gone With The Wind That Blew Off My Top
        Much Ado About Nothing, Which Is What I’m Wearing

    • The Last American Hero

      Wait, is this going to be one of those mommy-porn Romantasy books brought to film?

    • R.J.

      I was not prepared for what that person looked like.

      • EvilSheldon

        Really? I thought he looked exactly like someone who writes (awful) Literotica D&D fanfic.

      • (((Jarflax

        No rainbow hair, no visible piercings, and a pretty awesome beard, doesn’t really scream literotica to me.

    • Common Tater

      “In October 2023, Malone posted a “D&D story” on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk sleeping together.”

      Tumblr is still a thing?

  24. Richard

    Good morning everyone! I’m in Sea Cliff, Long Island for a few days just in time to be clobbered by the NOR’EASTER OF DEATH! This house has a a magnificent view of Hempstead Bay so I’ll be able to watch the high tide and storm surge wipe out the shoreline houses.

    • creech

      Say goodbye to Daisy Buchanan’s place.

    • rhywun

      Nice. Wear a monocle to fit in.

      • Richard

        A Pride flag pin would make me fit in better.

    • slumbrew

      You can swing by Glen Cove Hospital to see if the monument to my birth has been completed.

  25. Common Tater

    “In fact, there is a direct line between misogynist rhetoric and violence against women. Men who listen to and repeat the idea that women exist to serve them — and should be punished if they reject that duty — are often likely to attempt to enforce that belief with violence. Degrading language aimed at women online often becomes the justification for vile behavior toward them in the real world. Creating social accountability for men who say misogynist things isn’t about feminists being overly sensitive; it’s about preventing those words from turning to action.”

    https://www.salon.com/2026/09/25/claviculars-charges-shows-the-real-danger-of-maga-manhood/

    Wait until she hears about what happened in 600 AD.

    • (((Jarflax

      I admit, there is rhetoric which makes me want to engage in violence toward salon employees. It just all comes from salon.

    • Grumbletarian

      Knew it was Amanduh before I clicked.

      • juris imprudent

        Of course she would take a ‘tarded influencer so dead seriously, when most men wouldn’t.

    • DEG

      Without reading the article, I expect this is “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish”.

      • EvilSheldon

        I try to avoid kink-shaming, but if Clavicular is your fetish, you’re getting judged. Mercilessly.

  26. Common Tater

    “Warnock said, “Your viewers have probably heard of the SAVE Act. But, you know, I don’t know that a lot of Americans really know what’s in it. Republicans want you to believe that this is a voter ID bill. Let me be really clear. I think that you should have to demonstrate that you are who you say you are before you vote. And I support the criminal prosecution of non-citizens who vote illegally in our elections.””

    https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2026/09/23/sen-warnock-the-save-act-is-a-poll-tax-on-married-women/

    So you think voters should have to demonstrate that they are who they say you are without using ID?

    • Common Tater

      “If you are a person of color born during a certain time in this country’s history, believe it or not, getting a birth certificate is not as easy as you think. ”

      None of those people are alive now.

      • rhywun

        “certain time”

        Like 150 years ago? JFC it is always 1955 1855 with these idiots.

      • R.J.

        I cannot believe that is still being used.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not to worry, not one politician has the guts to do what needs to be done.

      The grift on both sides to have this remain a wedge issue is just too sweet of a pot.

      • AlexinCT

        If you have not realized yet that for the past few decades their plan has been to use government programs to commit massive fraud, leaving us in $40 trillion of debt and still growing, and keep looting until it all collapses, you are not understanding what is going on.

    • rhywun

      I had to bring my birth certificate to the motor vehicle office the other day. There is no excuse for not having one and keeping it safe. Same as your SS card.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Unless you were born in a barn and never engaged in formal society, no one is gonna have an issue with obtaining their records.

        Only hang up for some is maybe adoptions or parents lied where they were born and they need to research.

    • rhywun

      Somehow I suspect that Hamas and the Iranians have access to AI, too.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Old men clinging to power…like, for example, youself?

      • AlexinCT

        Irony/sarcasm has never been a strong suit of these commie third worlders.

      • R.J.

        One of the comments went along the lines of “Liberal accusations are actually confessions.”

  27. Common Tater

    “A woman who accused Jay-Z of raping her when she was 13 years old has formally withdrawn her allegation, saying that she has never met the rap superstar.

    The unnamed woman had originally made the allegation in a lawsuit filed in 2024, claiming that Jay-Z, real name Shawn Carter, had drugged and raped her with Sean Combs, known as P Diddy. The incident was alleged to have happened at a party after an MTV awards ceremony in 2000.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/sep/25/woman-who-accused-jay-z-of-raping-her-aged-13-says-claims-were-false

    It also would have been 24 years ago.

    • Ownbestenemy

      And she was then charged right?

      • Common Tater

        Charged with what? If she went to the police, then she could be charged with a misdemeanor for making a false report, but that never happens.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Gotcha, didn’t RTA so I assuming she made a police report and not just spouting off for money

      • AlexinCT

        BELIEVE HER!!!

    • Pope Jimbo

      Why is she still unnamed?

      Once she admitted/was proved to be a liar, she should be named. And a picture should be added to the news stories.

      Any old stories regarding the accusations should be updated with links to the new stories where she admits that she is a liar.

      • Common Tater

        “Once she admitted/was proved to be a liar, she should be named.”

        She should be named even if she hadn’t admitted/was proved to be a liar.

    • Ownbestenemy

      At least he is jovial about it. Also, 3D printed medical things in 2017 would have been on the cutting edge

    • EvilSheldon

      Hey, shit happens!

  28. Sensei

    “There is a difference between failing to disclose a personal relationship when forwarding the resume of a qualified job applicant and actually using the power of public office to secure a job or financial benefit for someone,” Calcagni said.

    Easy mistake to make. Who hasn’t had this happen?

  29. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Stupid Swedes. Norwegians would have solved this problem a long time ago. Can we be sure this isn’t a plot by the Canadians?

    A beaver dam near one of Scandia’s most historic sites is raising concerns about what higher water levels could mean for buildings that have stood for more than 150 years.
     
    At Gammelgården Museum of Scandia, the focus is on protecting historic structures near the water, including a barn dating back to the 1860s and 1870s.
     
    The beaver dam has been holding back water in the area for roughly two years. So far, dry conditions have helped keep the situation manageable.

    • rhywun

      Climate change is making beavers do this.

      • PutridMeat

        Ah so climate change explains the AWFLs

      • R.J.

        Absolutely. It’s making the beavers anxious. We should add anti-anxiety medication in their ponds.

  30. cyto

    Malleable memory

    https://youtu.be/Ybod1nL9Zxk

    I’m sure you have all dealt with this…. someone who can rearrange reality to suit the moment. Reorder events to make themselves look good, add or delete inconvenient facts… just make up a new narrative.

    And the big impact is the part where they fully believe their fabricated version. In re-imagining the past, they lay down a new memory that feels every bit as real as any other memory.

    These people make fantastic liars. Because they believe the lie is the truth.

    This is why so many of these folks become politicians, or corporate leaders.

    It took me decades to come to grips with this reality. I had mostly confronted this in arguments with a significant other, a situation where digging to get to the bottom of a conflict and resolve it is important enough to invest the time and pain to confront the problem.

    But then I had a president of a company that I worked for who would, as we called it, “believe his own bullshit”. We would come up with a version of events that we could sell, and he would go out and sell it with absolute confidence.

    I later would be talking to him about the topic, and he would tell me our spun version. The one I personally helped craft. So one time I called him on it…. and he got pissed! It turns out, he would take our story and make it into reality in his head. He sold it so well because he truly believed it.

    Total sociopath.

    We talk about this often in terms of eyewitness testimony. How unreliable it can be.

    But we dont often tie it to this idea that going over a memory, retelling it, being interviewed on it repeatedly will alter that memory, make it stronger and add false details, or maybe even completely change the facts.

    Sunny Hostin clearly believes her story. So much so that even when confronted with contemporaneous reporting that contradicts every detail that she offers, she believes it confirms her story.

    Which is a long way to go to say I really feel sorry for her husband. Because you know she does that shit at home with him and there is nothing he can do other than shut up and let her have the win, or leave and file for divorce.

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