Good morning one and all to another spooktacular day!
That’s all I got for today. I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.
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*checks links* Meh. Good morning shiny happy people
Morning.
I ain’t holding your hand.
Relevant
“Canadian church slammed for inviting congregation to baked potato night to learn about medically-assisted dying”
Maybe they need to invite the people that botched the execution of a monstrous woman the other day so they get to do it better?
Expanding MAID to couch potatoes?
Need to do a wellness check on Spudalicious and Common Tater.
“Trump DOJ Confirms It Will Not Appeal Historic Ruling Ending Red Tape For Gun Suppressors”
So how many gun grabbing states already have a new version of their old laws restricting this they will issue, so the whole thing can be in force until it gets back to the SCOTUS in a decade or so?
Most of them separately banned a lot of these items ages ago.
For example, in New York even with a federal permission slip, NFA items were still felonies.
Is it still a criminal offense to land in NY because your flight got diverted if you have a weapon in your checked bag?
Probably.
New York would make it criminal to overfly with a weapon if they could.
Close New York’s airspace.
Zero, so far. Although the desire is certainly there.
There are a few states that restrict ownership of some or all NFA items (they’re the states you would expect, plus Iowa for some reason) but all of them had those laws in place well before Silencer Shop v. ATF.
https://cedarmillguncase.com/blogs/news/what-nfa-firearms-are-permitted-by-each-state
plus Iowa for some reason
You really want Kinnath running around with a machine gun?
yes
Now I need to find that video of the chimp picking up the AK and pulling the trigger.
I bet the corporate firewall won’t like that one.
I want EVERYONE!!! running around with machineguns.
And will the SBS barrel I bought last month be legit?
It didn’t transfer with a 4473?
It shipped FedEx.
And can get my $1200 back on can taxes?
So we have to allow one set of people to permanently mutilate themselves using scarce medical resources because otherwise they might consider suicide, but were going to simultaneously promote suicide to other people to preserve scarce medical resources…
Bizarre, isn’t it?
Glad I live on the right side of the border
Only if you’re facing east. Otherwise you’re on the left side of the border.
They might as well cut and paste this lawsuit and send it to every school and corporation in the country.
Word…
Just recently told a bunch of young women how many companies I tendered my resignation to in the past 30 years, when they told me I could not be promoted because I was not a special case, and you should have seen the shocked faces. They seriously think that shit doesn’t happen.
And if it does happen, it’s a good thing because you’re already overprivileged.
After the speech, Trump made a rare presidential visit to the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma for a rally. Only a handful of U.S. presidents have visited tribal nations while in office.
Trump heard “Team Red” and thought “Team Redskin,” and said “Let’s go see them.”
Here’s hoping they gave ol’ Orange Man some tips on how to run a casino.
Tips include “don’t let the state or feds regulate you”?
‘Tips include “don’t let the state or feds regulate you”?,
Also, “Don’t let immigration get out of control”.
is Trump willing to smoke the peace pipe?
They were made citizens in 1925. Their racist ‘nations’ are a century over due for being dismantled.
I wonder if The Hair was worried about being scalped.
Peeling up the scalp has the same effect on the hair as pulling off a couch cushion does for a human
Looks like R C Dean called it.
Cornell gal turned to rape accusation cause it got out she handled 8 dudes like an octopussy and reputation followed. Or so I believe.
I never understood appeal, you and your buddies may as well rub your dicks together.
What if that is the appeal?
As long as there’s a female perineum between you and your friend’s cock, it’s not gay.
“As long as there’s a female perineum between you and your friend’s cock, it’s not gay.”
Asks Grok….
Buffalo Bill nods approvingly
I understood the trigger is when she got disinvited from the biggest frat party of the social calendar because they were worried about her.
Something that struck me about her initial testimony is how well-behaved the guys were. She clearly stated certain things that she wasn’t okay with, and the guys were all like ‘Okay, no worries.’ This was apparently a very polite drug-fueled orgy.
Yes, and when her reputation went in the shitter she regretted her actions, and then her regret became rape. Because women are not accountable, ever.
let us not generalize
The obvious solution (cribbed from TwiX, I’m not this clever) is: Don’t invite women to your drug-fueled orgies.
but who would snort ketamine off my cock?
You need to learn to be flexible enough to do it yourself.
So long as they represent a voting bloc for the left, they’re unaccountable. Just as the “teen takeover” thugs aren’t accountable nor are the illegals scamming welfare.
Is that an invitation?
(Joking. Combining K [a drug that is known for causing nausea and vomiting] with sex is not my fetish.)
One of your frat buddies, duh.
That was my theory also. I assumed it’s that she got a boyfriend that she’s actually serious about, he’s uncomfortable about the fact that she’s got skills like Jenna Jameson, so she has to trump this up to prove she didn’t really choose to get stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.
That was what I said the other day too.
Well, it just got more retarded. Hochul pulled the original DA off it and appointed Leticia James to it.
I have no idea how that works since it is a local issue.
Fuck you, that’s how.
Hochul pulled the original DA off it and appointed Leticia James to it.
So an even bigger media circus and no actual punishment even if she wins convictions!
If those guys ever paid with a check, they’re liable for a hochillion dollars in fines!
Surprisingly, everything is still stupid.
No other group of people have ever braided their hair…ever. “Controversial video”…stfu
Meet the Venus of Brassempouy
This ivory figurine found in a cave in France is about 25,000 years old. It’s one of the earliest representations of a human which is more complex than a stick figure. It’s noted for being one of the first figurines with facial features, but it’s also one of the first with something like a hair style. And that hair style looks an awful lot like it consists of bunch of braids, not unlike modern cornrows.
Now, we don’t actually know if this hairstyle goes back any farther than this. We simply have no data. But the earliest known use of cornrows is from France 25,000 years ago. So black folx need to stop appropriating European culture.
That was France before it was colonized by white people, and they genocided the original African inhabitants.
Wrongful termination suits are fun. Are either of these in At-will states where they can get away with simply not giving a reason?
I think the problem is, they gave a reason. So even if it’s an at will state, management explained the reason for the fire.
Portland Trail Blazers players all speak in the
Queen’sKing’s English and never say nigger, bitch, white-ass hoe, etc.More like the Treasure Trail Blazers
Stupid would be an improvement for those 2 stories.
I read the Burning Man cornrows controversy and can not comprehend that level of retardation.
They really do all want cake.
We can always learn to be more stoic when facing that level of retardation.
All bets are off until noon.
I can be stoic about it, I just can’t understand it.
Killing your babies is a cry for help, but saying the forbidden words, even as a child, is the mark of Cain!
Both of them made the mistake of being white.
Not surprising at all. Now do black chicks with blonde wigs.
BROS before Ho’s ?
were I a business owner I would also fire anyone sporting corn rows
Or attending Burning man.
3door you remind me of a guy I worked with who always joked about wanting me piss-tested after I came back from the Burn. Until one year I replied that his interest in my piss was beginning to make me wonder about him. He never brought it up again.
Bo Derek hardest hit…
“The report noted that it had not discovered any offensive posts from Bell when he was of adult age.”
Ridiculous. Who hasn’t said stupid shit as a teenager?
Pre-teens?
Imagine being this turd and that is your life.
Thank god social media wasn’t a thing in the ‘80s, everyone in Gen X would be unemployable.
No shit Stinky.
Young 5 year old blonde boy running around a SoCal soccer field yelling “spic!?” because family friend/coach was Hispanic and said best way to get his attention. Surely would land me unemployable.
The Baltimore opera group had employer regret?
I finally have an excuse to give my wife for my
weekend Zoomdaily behavior — and it can work for you, too!if you are holding a glass you cannot hold a weapon in that hand. it is for others to feel safe. Then again in my hand a glass is a deadly weapon.
A wine glass is an unintentional weapon in my wife’s hand. I got her stemless sippy cups to avoid issues.
That’s shaking hands, not holding a drink.
I always hold my drink with my left hand, so I can draw with my right and not spill my drink.
Left handed.
Shoot right.
BREAKING NEWS: The UK government has sent Official cultural advice to Flydubai after the cockpit incident!!
https://x.com/MinistryofWit/status/2105306817748443159
Ranking AI models
https://x.com/sashikantsingh_/status/2105110972784586933
I have no desire to work today.
You just want to bang on the drum all day?
neither do I but I have a great excuse
How is this a day like no other…?
It’s been raining for 24 hours, and I am just not feeling the desire to push ahead on useless corporate tasks. Granted, I feel this way a lot. Must mean retirement is around the corner.
Half day for me.
Me neither RJ.
For my MAID I’d request being smothered by big tits.
https://archive.is/YgLfn
Friday Funbags.
Your request has been denied. You have been assigned “buried in a fire ant nest” instead.
That’s a monkey’s paw kind of request. Better indicate “from a beautiful woman” to avoid meeting your end with JB Pritzger.
Great, now I have to lie at work to explain why I just burst out laughing.
“Must be a Nitrous Oxide leak.”
Better indicate “from a beautiful woman” to avoid meeting your end with JB Pritzger.
“From a beautiful woman who was born as a woman” to avoid those identifying as a woman.
Evil genie grants your wish.
Aren’t all Jin evil by default?
For Ted S. (and just an interesting story for anyone interested in the way the lower reaches of European soccer work on occasion): https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cmj4jr2vgx0ko
Oh, fuck off.
Good to see my Kickers clawing their way back out of the toilet.
“He later added, “When you ask about the prime minister, we’re talking about the architect of a horrific genocide.”
https://nypost.com/2026/10/02/us-news/mamdani-calls-for-us-to-join-icc-arrest-netanyahu-during-theo-von-podcast/
You keep using that word.
So why didn’t you shoot your shot when Benji was in NYC, pussy?
Better to keep the issue alive as red meat for the base who are the only ones that don’t know that’ll never happen.
Better to keep the issue alive as red meat for the base who are the only ones that don’t know that’ll never happen.
See also: Deporting Ilhan Omar.
Of course
Might as well accept that he’s never going to stop shooting his mouth off about this shit. He has been raised from birth to be a rabid antisemite.
And yes, its only useful purpose is to signal his progressive bona fides.
Whenever Arabs start wars, it’s jihad. As soon as they start getting their asses kicked, it’s suddenly genocide. Funny how that works.
That was his response to Bibi saying “try it motherfucker” at the UN
Shouldn’t it have been “come at me bro”?
Emma Camp
@emmma_camp_
The simple Negroni can tell the story of a century of human progress.
https://x.com/emmma_camp_/status/2105674971976765483
She also mentioned a big, clear, cube – I think she is stalking Neph.
I loom large.
I loom large.
Negroni please…
Say wut? Watcha talking about Willis?
I like this one…
9:30am isn’t too early for a Negroni, is it?
Yes, it is. 9:30 am is Vodka or Everclear – neat.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere…
As a person with 16:37 on the clock you have my blessing.
What about coffee with a splash of bourbon UCS or is 0930 too late for that?
How about bourbon with a splash of coffee?
I have some pre-mix Manhattan. It’s almost 10:00 there!
Not at all. In fact, there’s a Breakfast Negroni variant.
Sadly, I don’t have any tea-infused gin around. I’ll have to correct that.
EvilSheldon:
There’s a very simple answer to that.
I’m pretty sure that Hawk and Griffin carries that…but I don’t know if I have the pub cred to order a breakfast Negroni off-menu. Maybe at their Sunday brunch?
It’s a shame that place is so far away from me, it looks great.
“An active-duty US Marine Corps sergeant who happens to share the same name as one of the “Cornell 7” has been targeted by an online mob — with vigilantes bombarding his family with death threats, according to a report.
Matthew Ingalls, 23, was mistakenly served with the bombshell, recent lawsuit accusing seven fraternity brothers at Cornell University of gang rape, leading to his address becoming public, the Free Press reported Thursday.
As soon as the suit was filed September 18, online sleuths began posting Ingalls’ details and those of his family, including his address in upstate New York and telephone numbers for his relatives.”
https://nypost.com/2026/10/01/us-news/cornell-7-lawsuit-mistakenly-served-to-innocent-marine-with-same-name/
CWABOA
I hate Current Year.
A post that will age well.
In the future it will seem quaint.
Bleak.
“Davis said the university’s investigation produced an approximately 1,500-page record, involved roughly 50 witness interviews and culminated in 12-and-a-half days of hearings — far more material, she argued, than was reflected in Doe’s civil complaint.”
https://nypost.com/2026/10/01/us-news/cornell-rape-case-defendant-had-consensual-sex-with-accuser-lawyer-tells-megyn-kelly/
50 witness interviews?
It was a watch party.
They forced him to write n essay?
“On tyrannical administration”
Quality legal proceedings.
Uh huh…erroneously. just like that jackass in the Lindsy case erroneously outed the lone juror.
mob — with vigilantes bombarding his family with death threats
Fuck evidence, fuck presumption of innocence, fuck actual proof, fuck the statements made by the plaintiff at the time – women are not ever accountable, and it will be enforced by the mob, with the implicit acquiescence of the authorities.
Is there any class of creature more vile than the “online sleuth”?
Influencer?
There’s a lot of overlap between the two.
As for relative vileness, there are quite a few online sleuths who are doing very good (albeit probably futile) work against the state. I don’t think that DataRepublican is particularly vile, for example.
Sort of like how everyone hates lawyers until the pigs kick down their door…
Or hate the pigs until cops stop someone committing a crime against you.
Let’s try to keep this discussion in the realm of things that actually happen…
That Cornell “fake-rape” thing factually explained…
Allowing sluts to cry rape later, especially to sue for money, should result in not just shaming, but prison time for ruining the lives of others to hide the slutdom.
Got that in text?
This is actually the only one I have seen that discusses the entire timeline, and unfortunately, there is no text version that I have found.
However, this is a summary.
Cuck?
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/adult-star-annie-knight-slammed-37726662
gay probably
“Annie’s two Cavoodle dogs were also led down the aisle by minders.”
Why do I find that to be the stupidest part of the story?
Cause a story about a whore had dogs in it?
How many brides in white are virgins?
I mean there a whole lot inbetween virgin and 583
What part of “chose to identify” is unclear?
582?
Not counting dicks sucked obvs.
as long as they’re not in a row
I was going to put this in earlier, but it fits here too: Women who genuinely love sucking dick are quite rate and need to be preserved and treasured. Dante from Clerks was the undisputed champion of repressed Catholic punk-ass bitches.
I’m pretty sure it was less Dante and more Kevin Smith, having also watched Chasing Amy.
No question there. Kevin Smith seems to have a real thing for both sluts, and sadbois who are to insecure to handle sluttyness.
I might be an asshole, but I don’t see a long marriage ahead.
If that public statement isn’t grounds for an annulment, it really should be.
There’s no might about it. 😝
Counting all the assholes in the room. Well, I’m definitely not alone.
Great song.
but I don’t see a long marriage ahead
I am no doubt an asshole and made that prediction about one of the weddings my wife performed at Burning Man. That couple is closing in on 20 years.
Reminds me of Steve Harvey’s Strawberry letter a couple days ago.
A woman was worried because she had had sex many times with all the guys in her friend group.
She still hangs out with these guys, but says she is faithful to her new husband.
Now her husband (who was not a part of the group) was getting hints about this from some things the guys had said.
She didn’t know whether to confess everything or keep him in the dark and hope he didn’t find out.
I felt bad for that dude.
It seems the French are still revolting
Conquered, and being reminded of it.
They stink on ice.
Yeah, they stink on ice.
Damn.
Yeah, you can’t even respond correctly to your own comment. :-p
“‘Madonna’s bra’ sculptures are too hot to handle: £20,000 spinning structures moved into shade after burning children’s hands”
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16178383/Madonna-bra-sculptures-spinning-structures-burning-childrens-hands.html
STIJLTH
“Joy Behar was missing in action from The View on Thursday after suffering a serious backstage accident.
The 83-year-old host dislocated her shoulder after she ‘caught a heel’ behind the scenes on the ABC daytime talk show on Wednesday. ”
https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16176817/Joy-Behar-misses-View-dislocated-shoulder.html
They shoot horses.
I saw that movie when I was around 10 years old.
My aunt was watching us at her house and she had it on and I didn’t like sleeping at other houses, so I sat up and watched it with her.
Probably not appropriate for a 10 year old.
I thought she was a feral pig?
Never out of season?
A French woman tells one of the second and third-generation migrant rioter no to vandalize her cityHe responds by trying to set her face on fire
This is why you carry guns.
JFC
Still barely more than crickets from the MSM and they’re still claiming it’s “teens protesting high school is too hard”.
I’m kind of okay with this:
CHAOS ERUPTS When Man Says “F*** AMERICA” During “USA” Chants At PFL FIGHT
Yeah, a second-tier MMA event is probably not the place to spout off like that.
Let me guess – The guy was trying to film himself and provoke a news worthy response.
How Local Police Get Paid Big Money for Just a Few Immigration Arrests
Department of Homeland Security gives local agencies as much as $2 million for each arrest in a nationwide task force
https://www.wsj.com/us-news/immigration-arrests-police-trump-f0ca5253?st=yE31VF&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
The map in the middle of the article is interesting. For me particularly how the counties break in PA. NJ and the other states are as you expect.
So those warm bodies are more important to the Dem pols who have total control over those areas which are refusing the cash. That is interesting.
Dover, NH houses an ICE detention center in the Strafford County Jail.
Dover, NH is a heavily Democrat city.
According to a state senator I’ve met a few times, the Feds pay Dover money for each detainee held at the center. According to the state senator, Dover city government officials love the money the center brings in so much that they want the Feds to house more detainees at the center.
Breaking: G-7 Agrees to Release 100 Million Barrels of Crude and Oil Products
TLDR – Trump threatened Europe to release stockpiles or said he would restrict US diesel exports.
https://www.wsj.com/business/energy-oil/g-7-agrees-to-release-100-million-barrels-of-crude-and-oil-products-7624f30b?st=NZKKrb&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
For Fourscore: https://youtu.be/O14oAfZvx7o?si=Wg4NaY78tklpjp9X&t=23
Is it wrong that I now want to start a lucha libre network, after this awesome video?
Absolutely. That was awesome. If you just get better camera angles and an announcer.
https://x.com/oceana/status/2104706220569268443
Frankly, I don’t know how we are not discussing the finding of a new penguin species.
It’s all ketamine orgies with you people…
We talked about the considerably more adorable new cat species last week. That wasn’t about ketamine orgies!
No, but it was about pussy.
Having owned an unspayed female cat before I can assure you that they are not opposed to a bit of eight is enough action, and in fact will cry piteously to be allowed outside for it.
#metoo OMG what a nightmare
The cat spends it days like bright and shiny new dimes?
Having done ketamine, that is not at all a sexytime drug; frankly I’m not even sure how you have sex on it…
You put it in the k-hole obviously!
https://people.com/new-penguin-species-discovered-for-first-time-in-100-years-12145137
https://notthebee.com/article/south-carolina-mom-arrested-for-stabbing-her-two-young-kids-50-times
Agile Cyborg transitioned?
Frankly seems she has more of a solid insanity defense than Lindsay Clancy.
How do you say “one born every minute” in limeyspeak?
https://archive.is/EpkJ1
It’s all ketamine orgies with you people…
What ever happened to cocaine? Those parties were just good clean fun.
Deshaun Watson sucks, does he?
D-Shitty ain’t great, but all we need is mediocrity from him.
He tried to give away the game, but apparently the Steelers didn’t want it either.
“When officers made contact, 25-year-old Chimaobim Adedayo Igbojekwe of Aurora, Colorado, opened the door of his silver Ford SUV wearing only a shirt, with his genitals exposed.”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/10/you-cant-make-this-up-democrat-janelle-stelson/
LOL
What, she couldn’t get Liz Cheney on board?
We’re all winners!
I’m thinking that he wasn’t born there…
Sometimes fussing with pants is annoying when you’re parked around a bunch of kids and seconds matter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
With a name like that, I am surprised the conversation wasn’t this:
“Pants are only worn by infidels in my country! They are an insult to Allah!”
“Oh, we are sorry sir. We meant no offense to your religion. Carry on.”
A deadpool moment
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2105292750509793280/vid/avc1/1280×720/1wXGmfyDr3sDZZh_.mp4
Camille Paglia isn’t having it.
Neither is that link.
You know what would be really helpful? If it could be made illegal to deny a rape charge. Then the DA would always have something to build a case on.
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul announced Thursday that she has appointed Attorney General Letitia James as special prosecutor in the case.
There’s nowhere to hide, you wicked witches.