cartoon medley #15
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Ha! Taken in sequence, as I did, great setup and punchline.
Me like orc. Human okay. Elves and Undead, no. Only campaign me play.
Modern D&D.
Where some loon thinks Orcs represent black people.
I meant #1, dammit.
Where some loon thinks Orcs represent black people.
Krugel Orcs haz a sad
That right there is neat. Logical. They would of course look different by tribe and location. Unless by some whim of their God demanded uniformity. Which is certainly possible.
Orcs are great enemy, I think.
For BECMI, Bruce Heard in GAZ10 is the one that fleshed out the different tribes of humanoids (orcs, gnolls, hobgoblins, goblins, and the like). I’m unaware of anything earlier in the BECMI series having different tribes of humanoids. I don’t remember off the top of my head if AD&D had anything like it at that time or earlier.
That website does not help me figure out what the acronym stands for.
BECMI
Thank you.
I started in 2nd edition, so am unfamiliar with the rulesets before that.
Lore… worldbuilding was always fun so I know little of the official lore.
And while, I’m linking, GAZ10’s wiki page. Scribd has the PDF.
No, the orcs are Mexican now.
Have you even seen a Guatemalan?
No. They are too small. Never mind.
I like these. The last one is damn funny.
#3: Yeah, but when elves try to speak orc-bonics they get charged with racial appropriation and furthering negative stereotypes.
“orc-bonics” lol
#2 is Orc-tifa.
Don’t fall for the Greenskin propaganda. Support your local adventurers in culling the hordes.
RJ has a sad.
I hear that Orc wimminz are quite attractive. You should do some research online, and let us know what you find.
AI Says the have personalities like fishwives.
I like that picture.
She looks like a girl that would stab you if you didn’t buy her fishes.
They have also been known to bully honest merchants
Nice.
Reminds me of a joke that I shant repeat.
#3 is an Orc pedo. Those are kids.
Kids? They’re Seventy!
Their appearance is deceiving.
That’s your Human bias showing.
#4 is commentary on how poverty causes crime.
Crime causes poverty.
I know that…
You know that…
You know the type that repeats that old nonsense…
And if we break a few windows just think of the positive economic impact!
I’m appropriating that line from the last one. Re: the refrigerators being turned off in the ded-thred – if state-owned grocery stores had this happen, it likely wouldn’t be a problem since they won’t have inventory anyways.
It’s less of an issue if you hit the target before running out of ammunition.
A handful of white cans with black labels.
GENERIC
Is it refried beans or cat food?
#5 The Orc is actually Q.
The elf woman is distracting him with her naughty bits.
Growing up with Warcraft II, I don’t know why I always loved the orcs. We had GURPS, if anyone remembers that, and older bro and I never played, but I loved to read the ‘guide book’ or whatever, same with Werewolf: Apocalypse. Humans were cool in their own way, I s’pose. WCIII, same-same, but the humans were a lot of fun with the multiple-peon building.
The prologue clip from Warcraft II? Holy fuck. I was enthralled as a kid. This may have been 10-12yo Ev in ’97-’99.
‘Remastered’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IfpuKR354c
Huh, this didn’t go where I was expecting.
I was expecting Antifa shits booing her for not being sufficiently anti-Columbus.
At least it’s comforting to know that absolutely everything is still political.
please let this be an indicator that she’s going to lose
/copium
Sadly I don’t get to vote against her now.
I donno, you’re probably still registered in NYC and Ithaca.
Ha, true.
Carrying over from the dead thread:
Does anyone have experience with the product?
https://pchrome.com/
Puts a mirror finish on any substrate. Literally mirror-making technology to lay down silver.
I didn’t answer then because I do not have experience with it. Sorry.
I had a conversation with an old hot rodder about that stuff. He was interested as chrome was becoming more and more difficult to source. Never heard back about it though.
There is a chrome shop in Spokane that does good work from what I have heard.
Thanks Threedoor.
From what little I have been able to gather, there are few places that still do chrome, there are long lead times, and it’s expensive.
I am waiting to hear back from a shop in Brainerd MN (I was just there a month ago — my timing sucks).
So, I am now looking at alternatives.
A DIY mirror finish with pretty traditional (and sort of benign) chemistry looks quite appealing.
Inland empire Plating is the one I believe is the one my uncle has used and a paving shop I’m familiar with uses when rebuilding their trucks.
Doesn’t look like inland has a website
I think in this video Adam Savage briefly talks about spray chrome and how much better it’s gotten. I’ve not used any of it since around 2000 and it sucked then. Looks like plenty of YouTube video comparisons but I have no practical knowledge.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Uc4vVOVGM&pp=ygUHVGVzdGVkIA%3D%3D&ra=m
My experience is your experience.
Christ in a casket. i cannot believe I am rooting for a Dodger Indians series.
what is this world coming to?
Draft dodging indians?
Woah. I’m happy as long as the Dodgers lose. Fuck 3x Champions. Boring. ‘Spend our way to winning!’ I don’t care, but it’s gonna mess up the current labor dispute.
Rays + Brewers win: Small-market teams going for their first Championship. (Also will mess up labor dispute. ‘See! They’re just as good!’)
Cleveland: Chase DeLauter! Yeee! And end their Championship drought.
Dodgers: Uh? Duh, they can win. They’ve done it. Um? Unless from LA or a foreigner, I’ll always think bandwagon. Fuck that.
I am hoping the Brewers knock off LA. No great care about the AL. The Indians did spring training in Tucson for decades. We would ride our bikes to the stadium after school and get into the games for free.
Now that they have dropped their name, they are dead to me.
Oooh. Very valid. I’ve been vocal about my hatred of that new name.
I want Brewers v Rays. It’d would be best, and likely the lowest ratings. Both of ’em are just gooood. Exciting, yet low-key good. Good Baseball good. Me likey.
I have no skin but of the remaining teams my biases lie away from the west and south so Brewers and Injuns it is.