The world's foremost authority on the science of stupidity, Professor Emeritus at Derpskatonic University, Editor of the Journal of Pure and Theoretical Derp,
Chancellor of the Royal Derp Society, and Senior Fellow at The Dipshit Doodlebug Institute for Advanced Idiocy
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toons.
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Again.
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Fifth.
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On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
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Ha!
The Call of Patchouli
Freak Street in Kathmandu is a hell of a place. If you're a hippie, that is. Marijuana is the #1 cash crop here, and the flocks of hippies passing through here on their way to or back from an ashram in India end up smoking most of it. Given its status as a Mecca of...
Trump to Bomb Agrabah
Boom.
Too Few Women in Nitro Circus, Say Feminists
The World Turned Upside Down
Darmok and the Art of Motorcycle Repair
This is a test.
Telemachus of Ithaca
Bring me my bow…
Armchair Admiral
Avast!
Ballad of King Frumtingle
Sing, Bard.
Houthis Counter US Strikes with Sarcasm
Camels is soooo stupid.
EPA Declares California Celebrities an Endangered Species
Government action.
Hunt for the Maneater Manatee
Did you see that?!
NSA Starts Dating Service
Approved.
Space Tomato
Marinara anyone?
Lady Gaga Returns to Her Home Planet
In a beet field on the outskirts of Freehold, Iowa, thousands of well-wishers have gathered to bid farewell to extraterrestrial singing sensation Lady Gaga, who will soon be boarding a starship bound for a system near the star Arcturus. Since arriving on Earth in...
Outlaw of the Jungle
In a distant land, there were never any people, and so the animals developed differently. The country, called the Animal Kingdom, was divided into two nations: the Carnivore Dictatorship and the Herbivore Republic. Each side chose leaders once a year. The carnivores...
Homeless, Senile Man Mistaken for Senator
WASHINGTON DC - A shabby, disheveled vagrant was escorted from a closed door-intelligence briefing at the Capitol today after a thorough examination, whereupon it was concluded that the stranger was not a senator. "I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you. We've become...