Greetings. I was requested to weigh in on this issue that has plagued the interwebs for the past few days. You see, there was this commedian who made fun of women on SNL. I don’t know who he is, and SNL hasn’t been funny since Bill Murray tried banging Gilda Ratner on live TV. I am not going to link his standup, but the response is predictable:
I don’t understand the problem here? This is how I dress at gym. Warty doesn’t mind, and only requests I sanitize the equipment afterwards. The issue is apparently they’re upset men are looking at them? Here’s what you as a man, do: step 1, stop being unattractive. Step 2: stop being poor. Step 3: If 2 does not work out, revert back to step 1. Doing this means women won’t care if you are staring at their butts.
Maa’am. I am going to be blunt. Men watch your videos because you are fat. That’s why you have fat titties. Men like fat titties, and who can blame them? Women are being “mocked and degraded” because apparerntly some are unable to processes facts and insist that Jane Doe was somehow not a whore that created a hoax because she couldn’t accept being called what she is?
Excellent butt. I like that the shorts are riding up just enough to see some camel toe. Having said that…nobody is objectifying you at the gym because disappointment and your mid facial bone structure has permanently left your expression into a scowl. Unless they have a humiliation fetish or promised their wives their agreed upon side piece won’t be prettier than their wives…which does happen! You’re in the clear, dear.
What the fuck? That’s the pancake girl? And you call ME a whore!
On to the links. Johnson is telling us the polling is wrong, and I’m telling you Johnson is a homosexual.
Its the reboot nobody asked for!
I just don’t get why they kill their kids, and then get too tired to kill themselves?
SURPRISE! Everyone has the memory of a goldfish so everything they were planning to do might just happen only in October when voters can remember when they put that Somali whore in jail!
I have a way to fix this: dam up the strait and turn the Gulf into a lake!
“Don’t buy it. I’m telling you, I’m on the ground in the swing districts. I am seeing huge energy in crowds. It feels like 2024 to me. That’s not registering in the polls, and we’re fired up.”
Someone is fired up.
I saw a sticker with Trump’s picture and the slogan “IRAN Your Gas Prices Up!” on a gas pump in a Republican stronghold town in NH.
Johnson’s sort of obligated to say the polls are wrong. The Republicans, and us unfortunately, are fucked.
We’re fucked no matter who wins. One side just wants us to smile while they’re plowing and the other side would like us to cry.
You can bet their internal polls say different. GOP will lose three or four seats in PA alone. And another four in California.
Where do they expect to actually pick up seats? Texas or Florida – maybe two in each? And they’ll be happy to have the Senate at 50-50 so Vance can break ties.
Where do they expect to actually pick up seats?
Not in NH.
Anthony DiLorenzo is getting little money and little assistance from national organizations. I think one national PAC gave some money, and nobody else.
I had hopes for Lily Tang Williams having an upset in her race since she has been running a better campaign than in the past. She’s not getting much help from the state GOP Establishment since she’s a libertarian and running against the daughter of NH GOP big-wigs, but AFP, Turning Point Action, and a big grassroots is behind her. However, her recent crash-out I think sunk her chances.
Congressional Democrats’ private text chains lit up with fear and anger on Monday after Department of Homeland Security agents searched Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-Minn.) home in Washington, D.C.
“Oh, shit! Who’s next… is it me?”
Tit for tat. As if the whole “Jane Doe” freakout isn’t an October Surprise.
Sex is bad, children.
The penis is evil!
Hey Brooks! Shut the fuck up.
What the fuck? That’s the pancake girl?
Rachel Corrie is the pancake girl.
Johnson is right – the polls are probably too optimistic for Republicans.
Republicans are trying to hide them while Democrats are also skewing polls so their base doesn’t get too lazy.
Plus “free shit”!
https://www.nj.com/education/2026/10/nj-could-make-school-breakfast-free-for-every-kid-no-income-check-required.html
Pfft NY did that years ago.
If they were really serious about “ending hunger” 🙄, they’d invite in the homeless bums too.
Idiots in Idaho made all sports ‘free’ a couple of years ago.
Bastards.
When I played soccer in the 80s it was mostly free, except I had to buy my own cleats, which wasn’t cheap.
I’m for the complete separation of games and the taxpayer.
My school district has spent around ten million building a stadium of the football players.
They need to foot the bill for everything. I’m sick of paying for it.
Fair enough. It’s out of control at colleges too.
We played our games in a local park with uneven and bumpy grass. The football team played in a slightly nicer park but there was nothing like a stadium. Or seats of any kind.
My senior year of high school, my school place somewhere in the top 10 in the nation on some standardized test. The significant outcome was a huge grant to spend on improving the school.
They spent it on this.
We had the worst football team in the league.
We took a tour and the one teacher on the tour (who I graduated with) was so proud to show off the ten million dollar field and talk about some kid that was being scouted by some college.
One kid. $10,000,000. His parents can write a check.
And the field. https://bengalspurr.com/13386/sports/the-new-bengal-football-field-is-near-the-end-zone/
https://maps.apple/p/r7tRhdi8jocvMR
More than three times the parking spaces for about 150 fewer students than when I was in school.
And 8 tennis courts. Ooh la la.
How many students there?
While this is about post secondary education I do think that it is one of Remy’s best
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-lt8lzLhVJo
Best I could come up with for student enrollment was 1100 over four grades. I asked several times and they would not give me a straight answer during the tour.
My graduating class in 96 was 334
How do the polls look for Graham’s idiot sister?
I believe Graham is ahead.
Both are running attack ads now – I agree with every attack from both sides which is weird. I despise them both and wish they could both lose.
NGL, the first girl has a fantastic body.
But I don’t think you need to pull any of the 6 square inches of clothing you’re wearing down in public nor be upset if someone is going to look at you doing it.
Actual whores, and Winston’s Mom, dress better than the gym sluts.
https://x.com/redpillmd/status/2110377046673412183/photo/2
Red shirt, high heels, a demure turning away from the camera…now that’s how a whore ought to look.
Demure on the streets
Twenty dollars in the sheets.
You may as well ask the sun not to shine.
Also stop being so short.
I’m the actual embodiment of the 5’11” manlet memes. *That* close…
I’m Aparently what they want.
6,6,6
And I keep telling my wife not to die on me cause what I see out there and last night what my brother in law dragged down from Spokompton last night makes me glad I’m rolling up on 20 years of no relationship insanity.
::kicks pebble, stubs toe::
The ladies all want the Adversary? *throws up the horns*
Does one still cruise Sprague for ladies of the evening, or has the action moved elsewhere after all these years?
My wife has also had the privilege of taking care of me for 13 surgeries over the last twenty years.
Being me is all fun and games.
After the strip joints moved from Spokane to state line it dried up a bit but last time we were up in Spokane I saw a couple ladies out on Sprague by northwest seed and pet.
Downtown has gotten seedy again. I’m sure you could pick something up at Dick’s.
Damn. The Deja Vu closed down. You know the economy is bad when…
When I was growing up one of my dad’s friends, who spent no small number of hours at the Deja Vu and all up and down the Sprague red light district, got pulled in to the Spokane serial killer investigation after his ex-wife turned him in. He had been with over half of the dead hookers from the billboards…
Always has been. They make a new attempt to gentrify it about every decade. First it was the big Riverpark Square project. Restoration of the Bing and Fox theatres. Restoration of the pavilion. Smear as much lipstick on that pig as you like, I’m damn near 40 and in the half my life I spent there, you couldn’t swing a dead cat downtown without hitting a homeless crack head.
Late 90s was all right.
Well hit the inside of the square and out to the Lego store but we don’t take the kids to the park or to the pavilion or park on the street. Usually the valley mall and target and Trader Joe’s on the south hill.
Bald is ok, right? Asking for a friend.
Jean Luc Picard could get away with it.
As could Pablo Picasso.
And as you know…
Those are examples of step 2.
Not like you!
Related:
https://www.derekthompson.org/p/are-men-the-problem
Pick up line for Winston’s mom:
Hey baby, are you a school? Because I’d like to shoot some kids in you.
Also, I have munny.
Hey, baby. Are you hiding opiates in your bra?
‘Cause I see a perky set.
We have the best pick up lines. The classiest.
An old Carnac the Magnificent joke
A: A drug bust.
Q: What do you call a bra filled with Quaaludes?
Because I’d like to shoot some kids
You are one sick fuck.
Seriously. The idea of the Evil Dark Lord of Wonderful Smooches impregnating Winston’s Mom? What kind of a circus sideshow freak would result from mixing that DNA?
sugar free?
Also, not for nothing, but Chappelle did this better 20 years ago.
Given the recent track record of professional prognosticators, he’s probably about as likely to be right as they are.
that is my opinion. this will be an overwhelming tsunami like the red wave in 2022.
I went to the gym today.
There was a guy there wearing skintight whore shorts and a matching bra.
He had short hair and a beard and there was no indication that he was otherwise a tranny, so I’m assuming this was a display of solidarity with the gym whores or he’s being ironic or something, IDK.
You should have slapped him on the ass as you went by so he could get the full objectification experience.
favorite comment from the first video:
Next two videos show two women who aren’t wearing their special shirt.
You know, the one that says “I don’t understand” on the front, and “I still don’t understand” on the back.
Last video is a woman who owns it. You can tell by her choice of… ‘music’.
“Remember those insufferable cunts from 15 years ago? Well, imagine it’s the same show, but now they’re perimenopausal with a dozen cats!”
I could not have told you who was in that or what it was about. So no I don’t remember.
Don’t forget fat as hell!
If I was the 911 dispatcher I’d have told her “Aim for the same spots you used on your husband and kid you deranged cunt.” Which is probably why I’m not a 911 dispatcher.
For the record, I was not in Germany on 10/10, and I am 1.9 meter tall.
Thank you. I have refrained from posting that.
So robots are stealing jobs from immigrants now?
*wild applause*
Lame. German men can’t even grope girls in person, they have to do it remotely.
Right. Isn’t there some requirement for “gratification” for it to be a sexual assault? Maybe “clicks” is the gratification.
Here we were distressed about the AI nuclear apocalypse and it turns out skynet is just a juvenile horndog.
All we need is a mighty Pharaoh. Like Sneferu.
and maybe Nefertitty can help
I guess we don’t have the right type of gym for that sort of attire. Our lack of mirrors might be contributing. We have maybe 1-2 women who dress like that. We have had maybe 1-2 other women record their butt-focused workouts for social media. But that’s it.
Hard core.
That is the name of the gym. 🙂 But my wife decided when we moved in, no mirrors except for the bathrooms. I think it was a great idea.
lol Really? Nice.
Kevin’s and his wife’s gym is good. I suggest anyone passing through the area stop in. It’s small but does a great job covering all the basics.
Lots of skintight stuff at my gym. Most of them are SoCal transplants, and easy on the eyes.
Got a sample ballot in the mail for me & another one for a previous resident. Sadly, it’s not a real ballot so I can’t vote against Spartacus twice. 😔
Just wait a week.
Treasury Department report accuses banks of ‘debanking’ over politics
Whoa! How long has this been going on?
Worth reposting.
Shane Gillis won’t silence me
That’ll show him!
You Bridget Phetasy is mocking people upset by this, right?
I had hoped as much, but I misread the link and thought it said Slate. Makes more sense from the Spectator.
I sent it to a buddy and had the same initial reaction. I had to tell him to read it again too!
I want her to write one complaining that men should have no opinions on Lindsay Clancy killing her children because they don’t know how strong female hormones are, but there’s also no excuse for drunk and stoned frat boys to go all wabbly-H with an equally drunk and stoned co-ed.
This guy should have claimed he was depressed
Estate sale purchase turns out to be box of live WWII grenades
Never tell the good finds.
https://ibb.co/fVNzbHXb
69th. Appropriate.
Nice.
You can’t just post that without the accompanying meme.
Gym whores.
https://archive.is/a2wQy
Most of those women are well into “That’s just gay with extra steps” territory for me. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a woman who doesn’t look like she might snap your dick off in a roid rage. 6, 16, and 29 qualify.
Pharma-bro back in the news:
I think he was railroaded – and of course a bounty on Hillary’s hair didn’t help. The anti-parasitic Daraprim is essentially a drug that is important for people with HIV to change cat-boxes.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/10/13/martin-shkreli-ftc-pharma-contempt.html
They totally railroaded him because capitalism is evil.
Oh, goodie. It’s time for the annual BEWARE, PARENTS! DANGEROUS DRUGS COULD BE HANDED OUT TO YOUR KIDS THIS HALLOWEEN!!! stories by the local news.
How is the pain in my hip like Geronimo?
It strikes without warning.
Nobody expects the Spanish Hipquisition!
Perhaps if he carried…
A comfy pillow!
He could ease his suffering.
Two were asked to write reflection essays as part of their punishments.
“Now write ‘Sniffing drugs off girls’ backsides is wrong’ 100 times.”