Hi all! I teased Friday the Thirteenth being big this time, and we’ll get to that. First we need to talk about how the week starts. we have two –count ’em — big-time conjunctions starting things off with a bang. The most obvious one is the sign of badassery of Jupiter and Mars in Leo. Were I the royal astrologer looking for which day for my employer’s armies to march, this would be it. The other king’s royal astrologer would also be recommending the same thing naturally, so one of us is going to be looking pretty smart. The other conjunction is MERCURY RETROGRADE and the New Moon in Scorpio. So hidden power, magic, poison, abrupt changes — all signs the royal astrologer needs to shank a bitch. But quietly. Nothing more until Friday when we get a DOUBLE good luck of both Mercury and Venus returning to direct motion. An abundance of good luck and love and if there was ever a time to shoot your shot with a hottie this is it. Enjoy!

Scorpio: The High Priestess – Secrets, mystery, the future as yet unrevealed; silence, tenacity; mystery, wisdom, science. 

Sagittarius: 3 of Coins reversed – Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.

Capricorn: Knight of Swords – Skill, bravery, capacity, defense, address, enmity, wrath, war, destruction, opposition, resistance, ruin.

Aquarius: Queen of Wands reversed – A good partner, neighbor or coworker in opposition, jealousy, deceit, infidelity.

Pisces: The Fool reversed –  Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity.

Aries: Ace of Swords reversed – Going too hard, planting seeds, “planting seeds.”

Taurus: 10 of Cups reversed – Repose of the false heart, indignation, violence.

Gemini: 10 of Swords – Overwhelming defeat, pain, affliction, tears, sadness, desolation.

Cancer: 7 of Cups reversed – Desire, will, determination, project.

Leo: 4 of Wands reversed – Prosperity, increase, felicity, beauty, embellishment. Even reversed, this card can’t be made sufficiently shitty.

Virgo: King of Coins – Valor, realizing intelligence, business and normal intellectual aptitude, sometimes mathematical gifts and attainments.

Libra: Death – End, mortality, destruction, corruption also, the loss of a benefactor, many contrarieties, failure of marriage projects.