Reading (the first page) is fun-damental!

Poor LeBron.  Oh well, now he can dedicate more time to reading those books he’s always taking selfies with with him on the first chapter. Now if the Nets can also get bounced, this would be a hilarious postseason. I watched a full hockey game last night for the first time in a long time. And I gotta say, it was enjoyable.  I still miss some of the physical play, but what can you do? Anyway, I may watch more. And last but not least, Johnny Football Fuckface is going all-in on bridge burning. And I’m here for it.  You go, you lovable loser! And that’s sports.

Take off those gold pants. Gold pants are for winners.

One of the many men who helped in the founding of the United States, King George III, was born on this day.  The dude that got bitch-slapped by a bunch of farmers shares it with hovercraft inventor Christopher Cockerell, sex therapist Dr Ruth Westheimer, baseball manager John McNamara, actor Bruce Dern, pro wrestling legend Gorilla Monsoon, pitcher Art Mahaffey, actor Keith David, baseball player Tony Pena, infielder Kurt Stillwell, catcher Scott Servais, actor Noah Wyle, actor Russel Brand, the lovely Angelina Jolie, and super-sexy Bar Rafaeli.

That list was weak as hell.  Anyway, on to…the links!

Oh, shut the fuck up. I swear, anything to keep people living in fear will make it to the top of the pile at CNN. Newsflash, assholes: we’re over it.

So verifying that an election was legitimate is “unsustainable for democracy”? You know, even when the rules for how an election are held are basically thrown out the window? Ok, sure thing.

California is pretty much at full-retard. And this isn’t even about that housing proposal (which I’ll probably get to later).

Boss

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them wear unbuttoned polo shirts and almost certainly douse themselves in Drakkar Noir.

I’m pretty sure this will get overturned, but seriously…WTF? Our system of trials is part of what separates us from some very bad regimes. Allowing this ruling to stand will set an awful precedent, regardless of the defendant.

Forced association is not free association, asshole.

Here’s a novel idea: drop out and go somewhere else. Also, Title IX doesn’t apply, you idiots. Well, it shouldn’t. But I’m sure some judge will interpret it based on “intent” rather than, you know, the actual text of it. Also, Title IX shouldn’t exist.

Apparently I missed this insanity a month ago. It started making the rounds yesterday on Twitter, and I gotta say…it’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a while. Which, if you’ve clicked through any of my CNN links lately you’ll understand, is saying something. Sadly, I bet people line up to “take advantage of this wonderful program”. Idiots.

The pressure is on! Let’s see if Manchin cracks or not.  I bet he does. Which means this will become the law of the land until the court steps in and points out that the federal government has no oversight on state election processes. Or until the court punts like it always does on plain constitutional issues where the government oversteps its authority.

Man, this is such a great song. And the video does it justice. Just four guys who you wouldn’t expect to rock out as hard as they are…rocking the absolute fuck out of shit. Awesome. Enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day and an even better weekend, friends!