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Bryson DeChambeau completely collapsed on the Sunday back nine of a major and it was hilarious. Jon Rahm capitalized and took home the US Open. Which was great for him. Atlanta stunned Philly to move on in the NBA. Vegas knotted their series with Montreal in hockey. Italy and Wales have advanced in the Euros and the Swiss look pretty good as well.  And at least four more teams will punch their ticket to the knockout rounds today.  And that’s sports.

Look, he’s just like us!

The big birthdays today are: pitcher Matt Kilroy, philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre, actress Judy Holliday, rocker Ray Davies, pitcher Rick Sutcliffe, cartoonist Berkeley Breathed, Indonesian leader Joko Widodo, actor Chris Pratt, potato-head royal Prince William, fabricator and actor Jussie Smollet, and hero (IMO) Edward Snowden.

That’s a small but solid list.  Now on to…the links!

This…is CNN. But let’s be honest here: this passes for at least as newsworthy as most of the shit they publish.

Fucking weirdo

I’m not much of a petition-signer. But I’m jumping on this bandwagon. Because…why the hell not.

This calls for an alternate headline. How about: California mulls extending a violation of the legal rights of property owners.

“Eh, it’s cool. They’re only Jews.” Keep giving in to the mob and expect no negative consequences. That always works out.

Egomaniacal douchebag

Somebody put a muzzle on this assclown. Or, you know, get him under oath and ask him why he’s lying.

I’m sure this is because of racism. At least that’s what the mayor will blame.

I respect the bravery. But not the insanity. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

Hopefully they got it right this time. You know, so they don’t drop out of the sky like crazy anymore.

Here’s a freaking great song. Yes, I know I’ve played it before. But that’s bound to happen. Be happy it happened with this one.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!