Darmok and the Art of Motorcycle Repair

Darmok and the Art of Motorcycle Repair

Jun 10, 2025

All new Starfleet xenolinguists have a capstone training event whereby they must help a Tamarian ensign rebuild an old earth machine. The goal is twofold: help integrate the Tamarians into the Federation and also give xenolinguists a taste of the challenges they will...

Armchair Admiral

Armchair Admiral

Apr 28, 2025

Pirates in Alameda? In the bay? I could hardly believe it. Granted, it had been a long time since I helped Captain Morgan defeat the Spanish Armada, but I still had moxie. The psychiatrist said something like that when I was in the hospital. Or was it that a prison on...

Derpetologist

The world's foremost authority on the science of stupidity, Professor Emeritus at Derpskatonic University, Editor of the Journal of Pure and Theoretical Derp, Chancellor of the Royal Derp Society, and Senior Fellow at The Dipshit Doodlebug Institute for Advanced Idiocy