The land of Gadzookshagen was fair and fertileRuled by King Frumtingle, so noble and wiseIts people feasted on the local skrunt turtleIts meat was rich but went straight to their thighs All was well until a huge horde on horsebackPillaged and plundered and burned all...
Camels is soooo stupid.
LOS ANGELES - "Now that much of their already small habitat has been destroyed by wildfires, we are stepping in to protect this unique, majestic American species", said EPA spokeswoman Joanna Gambolputty. "For far too long, we neglected the conservation of this...
The streets were mostly calm.
“We have watched your little scuffles…”
ATLANTA - At a press conference, SPLC spokeswoman Joanna Gambolputty warned of the dangerous new document which was recently spotted on 4chan and other alt-right websites. "This hateful screed has inspired numerous acts of violence and is frequently quoted by...
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Experts say…
In response, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said…
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Trump invited select members of the press to the White House.
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Controversy erupted as Democratic presidential hopeful Sanders seemingly praised murderous communist dictatorships.
My name’s Joe Biden.
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