God help me, this is a Disney movie. This is my review of Dark Sky Brewing Best Friend Helles Lager: This movie hits a bit close too close home. I’m being literal. Noelle begins where all Xmas movies meant for children should begin or eventually wind up: at the North...
I’m out of options here.
Remember that thing we’ve been doing the past few years where we review a holiday movie? Yeah, that’s happening again. Cue the Thanksgiving movie. Hooaaaaaaaaaaah This is my review of Gold Dot Brewing Luxurious Helles Lager: Our story begins in a northeastern...
Good and hard!
The fun part about driving my kids to school in Scottsdale every morning, are the shitlibs sending thheir kids to school there. Why if I didn’t know any better, they really just don’t want anyone to burn their Tesla. Don’t worry…I made sure my kid doesn’t hang out...
It never left
Public health is not a game.
I got a text from my wife yesterday shortly after asking if she needed me to grab anything from the store, as I was going there. She responded back “soda”. This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand Prix Maple Bar Edition: For context, my wife gets caffeine from...
All of these links are real.
This week everyone was posting a Studio Ghibili version of various memes to their favorite social media account. I just had to try it out for myself. This is my review of Crafter Artisan Meadery O.G. Orange Blossom Mead: First I finally opened a ChatGPT account....
¡Ay yay yay!
No…not that one.
Its funny, because he has autism.
When Canadians squeeze blood from a turnip
Here ya go.
He really didn’t
Suddenly everyone is an economist
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be happening again. I looked at my phone. Unlisted number with a Chicagoland area code….”Fucking A.” I said. “¡Halo!” ”This Prathiba from Swiss Corp International Industries. You know the drill, I...
¿Es martes, otra vez?
*crushes golfball*
Three day weekend gets you the .gif.
These people are making me quote Penn. I want to quote Teller, but they’re making me quote Penn. Assholes.
The Orange Man put out an EO that this be renamed “enlaces estados uniteros”. Let’s see him enforce it.
They didn’t do this in Star Trek.
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