The students have all left for Spring Break, so WebDom and 10b0t thought they'd close our little café for the weekend and get some badly-needed time off. So of course the (((Grinch))), always eager for revenue, booked a kids' birthday party just to foil their plans....
[Goyische Editor's Note: If you think you've seen this before, it's because you have. At least twice. (((OMWC))) published this in 2017, and again in 2021. You know how old ppl like to tell the same stories over and over...] You goyim may be familiar with the High...
With the sudden onset of tolerable weather (it's going to be up to 23° in Went To The Moon units), I will be outside finishing up my fence extensions for a better confinement of a dog who identifies as an antelope. Then down to the café to meet, greet, shake hands,...
My return to the US this week was fraught with non-adventure. If you think OUR airport security theater is bad, you ain't seen some of the foreign ones. At Istanbul, flying back to Toronto, after the main passport control and x ray/metal detector security screening,...
Yeah, this will be perfectly safe. One of my clients decided that they want me to train their lab people in person, so they kindly offered me an all-expenses paid trip (with a generous stipend) to Istanbul. Despite my paternal family living in Turkey for likely almost...
They actually DO want to put me in a camp. Final exams for both of our local institutions of higher "learning" are over, grades are in, and the students are making a mass exodus. Every street has kids pulling wheelie suitcases behind them, and the have fortunately...
So this week I took a fun little trip up to... Attica. Fortunately, not as a guest of the state, I was visiting a factory that makes glass microbeads. The area is actually quite pretty, greening of spring, rolling hills. It did make me wonder why the most notorious...
A rushed and hectic week at work, so I deserve a short break. So weekend in the Finger Lakes with Prime hitting a few of my favorite wineries run by a few of my favorite people. Prime is more of a beer and spirits sort, but she's gaining an appreciation for spoiled...
Capping off an interesting week looking at the fracture mechanics of chemically strengthened glass. It's a glamorous life. It helps that I'm in a lab with the guy who invented the process, and we had some fun creating demonstration pieces. One was a wine glass that...
It was a big day in the Gulch yesterday, what with parades, drunk students, dachshund races, drunk students, food trucks, drunk students, food and crafts booths, drunk students... Prime came down for the festivities and was suitably impressed at the number of drunk...
It's the biggest day of the year here in Glibs Gulch. Bigger than Christmas, bigger than St. Patrick's Day, bigger than Simchas Torah, even. Hot Dog Day! It's a celebration that's been coopted by one of the local universities, who leases out space for food trucks and...
MOSES WANTS MACARONI PICTURES! SugarFree has some family business to attend to, so I've stepped up with the recycling. And it's timely. After 8 days of breadlessness, Passover has finally passed over, and it's time to move on to the next weekly reading of the Torah....
This antisemitism is getting to be too much. It's still Pesach and we may only eat unleavened bread (and unleavened anything else). Anything risen is chametz and forbidden. And all over the local churches, there's signs saying, "He is risen!" So this is a finger in...
Just back from a trip to Louisville. I was hoping that there would be bats everywhere, maybe pick one up as a souvenir, maybe see if I could go on a smashing rampage, but keep it local. Disappointed I was- I didn't see a damn thing about them. Everything seemed to be...
Sorry, no baby pic today. Glibs Gulch is overflowing with family. Besides the usual WebDom, 10b0t, and Sweet Baby James, 10b0t's previous two children are here. Add in the ravenous pack of dogs and this has not made for a quiet house. Poor Prime came down to the Gulch...
RESIST! I am a lover of cold weather, but there is an aspect of spring that thrills me. No, not that, that's a year-round thing for me. Rather, I love the onslaught of new produce, delicate lettuces, ramps, fresh asparagus, morels, carrots. So, of course, after spring...
That baby is drunk! Dinner last night with a gaggle of Prime's friends. She gave me advance warning about one of them- "She's a PBS junkie and she'll talk your ear off!" Prime was not wrong. The friend, an extremely nice woman, was bubbling over with enthusiasm about...
They're grrrrrrrrreat! Mostly, things are quiet here in Glibs Gulch, no out-of-the-ordinary craziness. The baby is growing up in the cafe, spring is intermittently descending upon us, the students are the usual pink-haired delicate flowers, Prime and I continue to...
Looking more and more like SP every day. Unlike Spud, I actually remembered to do Links today. I'm thinking more and more that I don't belong at a modern liberal arts institution. The intolerance has been wearing, and clearly they are not interested in academic...
"Inconceivable!" Thanks to Brett for covering for me yesterday- Prime had a conference in Rochester, so we took the opportunity to have me come up and meet the oldest of her kids, who lives there. And she's a delightful young woman (as is her girlfriend), but I was...
Is that a Hitler salute? The downside of my little excursion to drink multiple top shelf brown spirits is the effect it had on my non-acclimated body. At least that's what I'm blaming. Prime came through unscathed, slept solidly, no doubt due to her Irish genetics. I...
It's a big day here in Glibs Gulch- our little cafe got its first deep fryer. Now we can supply drunk and stoned college kids with far less healthy food than we previously offered. Everyone asked for salads and wraps, nobody bought them. Economics being the effect of...
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Prime, being of Irish heritage, was out with her clan yesterday instead of being stuck with a sober Jew. So I missed out on that chunk o' fun and the inevitable bar fights. Instead, I stayed home and spent my Saturday working on a...
Perfecting his JD Vance side-eye. Could it possibly be? The accumulated snow and ice has disappeared, the temperatures got far enough above freezing to have me ditch my heavy coats, a few sprigs of asparagus are starting to poke out of my patch, and ramps have been...
Practicing for my Easter impressions. I'll be a bit scarce; Prime and I are spending a weekend near Niagara On The Lake and I'll have more pressing things to do than comment about the latest hilarity from Washington. Poor thing, she's going to get the full Stooges...