Thanksgiving: Kentucky Fried Movie

Thanksgiving: Kentucky Fried Movie

Close but no cigar! Amazon Women on the Moon is behind a paywall. So you all get a similar movie! Kentucky Fried Movie Bonus! Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Hey! It's Thanksgiving all the sudden! So I wanted to post something light from the suggestion...

The Wicker Man

The Wicker Man

Today, we celebrate Brochettaward and his support of this Thursday Oasis. The Wicker Man Chances are about half of you have seen this film. For the remaining half, I am going to include a somewhat decent summary. This is a great film, and a great choice by...

The Wicker Man

Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

Today I appreciate the suggestions of The Late P. Brooks! I almost had to get a model with a larger bicep for his name. He suggested many classier films. I picked this one instead. Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS TRIGGER WARNING: If you somehow did not realize it already,...

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

The Primevals

This is fantastic. It looks like a screen shot from 7th Voyage of Sinbad, but it was finished in 2023. The Primevals Look! A new movie! It has cryptids, stop motion animation and aliens! How the heck did I miss this? Well, I am rectifying that situation right now....

Shakes the Clown

"TheĀ Citizen KaneĀ of alcoholic clown movies" - Betsy Sherman, The Boston Globe Shakes the Clown I could have SWORN I posted this before, but apparently I did not. Maybe we just had a long conversation about it, and the fact that Kathy Griffin went nuts. So thank you...

Heavy Metal

"I told you not to leave your laptop with that Biden kid!" Heavy Metal This film was a Canadian success story. It made $20 million on a budget of $9 million. Ivan Reitman produced it, it had lots of rewrites and had multiple studios do the animation. Also it had a ton...

Paul

Paul I saw some commentators on IMDB complaining that Paul was a "mainstream film," as if that was something forbidden to Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. I would say that even their first film, Shaun of the Dead was a very accessible film for audiences. It was far from...

Black Roses

This is one of the few films I have shown recently that bothered to do original poster art instead of just action headshots. Black Roses The Satanic Panic was a big deal in the 1980s. Quite honestly, probably with good reason. Look at what is going on now. Every...

Dave Made a Maze

Version 1.0.0 Dave Made a Maze Thank goodness I made a quick draft last week. I am swamped, this will be a very short post. I made it into new Stately R.J. Manor, set up most of the rooms, got strep throat and I really need rest. Enjoy your film! What's this about?...

Deadlier Than the Male

Deadlier Than the Male Bulldog Drummond was revitalized in the 60s to be a James Bond competitor which could potentially print money. Quite honestly, this movie turned out great. The goal was to make a recurring series, potentially a TV series as originally envisioned...

Curse of the Queerwolf

No! Glib Flicks and sh*t post! Double Feature! Curse of the Queerwolf Queen Kong What a fantastic evening for a double feature. Curse of the Queerwolf is by Mark Pirro from whom I previously posted The Deceased Won't Desist. That was very well received and according...

Ice Pirates

Ice Pirates When the world is a frozen tundra, what movie should I play? This was an old cable favorite that vanished for a while. Now it's back! This was the other space parody besides Spaceballs that got serious airplay. It's chock full of famous folks, has a plot,...

Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice The one thing I haven't done in four years is show animation. To honor our new President, who wants to Make America Great Again, I need to play some good old 'Murican animation! Something with some serious T&A for both sexes and most proclivities. How...

Shock Waves

All I asked for is one image of an underwater goose-stepping Nazi so I could make fun of Elon. Denied! Also, will you unban my X account please, Mr. Musk? I was just looking at funny cat videos, I promise... Shock Waves People have no concept of what a Nazi is...