“Where are they?” the hair asked fretfully. “How should I know?” the hat snapped. “They’ve always been...

“‘Clown!’” Donald said. “He called me a ‘clown!’” Donald kicked off his huge floppy shoes and dropped his red...

  “But why now?” Huma asked. “Grandmother has been dead for months.” “It’s a trap and Donald stumbled...

“I have brought peace to the Middle East. I have healed a wound in the psyche of the world. I will win the...

  Camera One “Am I going to have to go to every town where a black guy dies?” Donald wondered aloud in...

  Monday Morning “Charlotte,” the hat snarled. “A shitty city in a shitty state. Why did we have to have...

  “Yeah, Post Office, take it. Uh, yeah, take it. Tell me how big it is, yeah,” the hat growled, hunched...