Hope moved through the hallways of the White House sinuously, touching no one, letting no one touch her....

    “You cannot tweet a recipe for Bleach Soufflé!” the hair yelled. He was squatting over the...

“Honored Elder Doctor,” the young doctor said and bowed. “Knock that off,” the older doctor said. “I’m only...

  “Incompetent! They called me incompetent!” Donald fumed. “The entire country is only alive because of...

“Kayleigh,” Donald sighed. “You haven’t had a press secretary you’ve liked since Sarah left,” the hat said....

“I don’t understand why we have to say inside,” the hat whined. “Donald must be protected from re-infection,”...

  “A miraculous recovery, Mr. President, just miraculous,” Steve said, going in for a handshake. When...

  It began as an infinitesimal point of light in the perpetual gloom of the tunnels under the White...

  “Biden! It’s Biden!’ the hair sang as he rolled around the Oval Office like a manic tumbleweed. “We...