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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Chuck and Nancy

“I felsh powaful!” Nancy proclaimed through her lisp and frozen facial muscles and useless mask. “Like the...

Scenes from Le charme discret du magnat de l'immobilier “And I thought sheltering in place in the Oval Office...

by CPRM | Jun 2, 2020 | Hat and Hair

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“I will keep you safe, Joe,” the mask whispered into Joe’s ear as they walked on perfectly manicured...

“We must do it and do it soon!” Hillary slammed her fist on the table, causing pencils, pens, phones...

“I’m not fat, I’m not fat, I’m the healthiest man alive,” Donald said, nude, on top of his desk,...

by The Hat | May 13, 2020 | Hat and Hair

Fake News is the real plague sweeping the nation, and I'm the cure! ASSERTION: Donald Trump drinks 12...

by CPRM | May 6, 2020 | Hat and Hair

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Hope moved through the hallways of the White House sinuously, touching no one, letting no one touch her....

“You cannot tweet a recipe for Bleach Soufflé!” the hair yelled. He was squatting over the...