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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 76

The air in the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels had been stale and muggy and Rudy pulled out his compact to check...

“They better give me a Nobel Peace Prize,” Donald grumbled. “I’ll kill anyone I have to to get you a Nobel...

Trump doctor Harold Bornstein says bodyguard, lawyer 'raided' his office, took medical files ...

John Bolton’s mustache undulated menacingly. “I thought I’d find you faggots in here!” he said. John...

“What the fuck is that?” the hair asked. He had slid down Donald’s face to his chest for his afternoon...

“Goddamn, I just love bombing motherfuckers!” the hat crowed. “Who can we bomb next, huh? Who? Iran? Some...

“You really need to stop reading that, you know,” the hair said calmly. “It’s just going to get you upset.”...

“‘Gas Killing Animal?’” the hair asked. “Will everyone know that’s Assad?” “Of course they will,” the hat...

“BOLTON! BOLTON! BOLTON!” the hat chanted. “We’re bringing the glory years of George the 2nd back,...

“Joe Biden? I’ll fucking fight Joe Biden!” Donald screamed into his phone. “Oh, Christ,” his hair said....