“So from now on, if anyone asked about your… health, just say ‘deep fake,’” Finnegan said. “Deep fa-fa-fake?”...

“It is so depressing around here,” Finnegan said. “It’s re-election fever!” Hunter said. “Catch it!” Joe...

  “Electric cars are an abomination,” Hunter said morosely. “Are you talking about that video of the...

  “Would you rather meet a man randomly in the woods or a bear?” Hunter asked his daughter. “I’d rather...

  “I love the elegant ruin of your asshole,” Hunter whispered into the Ukrainian’s gaping anus. “No...

  “W-w-why are everyone mad at me, is mad at me about Easter? I love Easter! Hard-boiled eggs and...

  “Nikki Haley is out,” Dr. Biden fumed. “Of course she is. Dumb little jeet cunt. And she said she was...