“Everything hurts,” Joe said. He floated in the regeneration tank nude, his pink-gray skin sloughing...

  Bring forth the child for sacrifice, to be sniffed and fondled. Is she so much to ask for peace and...

  “Heel mee,” Dianne groaned through the working section of her twisted mouth. “No, I don’t think so,...

  “The asshole is a universal vagina through which femaleness can always be accessed,” Hunter purred...

  “I’m important, important for 2024,” Kamala said forlornly. “Thomas Friedman said so.” “Ma’am, you...

  “I’m running for President!” Joe said, triumph rattling like phlegm in his chest. “We know, Grandpa,”...

  “You look terrible, Dianne,” Joe said. “Realy, truly terrible.” Feinstein blinked her eyes rapidly at...

  “Mr. President, please, your hand is shaking again,” the photographer said. They would sedate him...

  “The eers, they look all funny,” Gisele whined. “He had the biggie ears. And his heed is all pointy...

  “Do I look like me?” Joe asked suddenly. Finnegan thought he had fallen asleep in a sunbeam. “Do you...