“Why?” the hair wailed, heartbroken, “Why do they have to pick on me? I’ve tried to be the best...
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“Why?” the hair wailed, heartbroken, “Why do they have to pick on me? I’ve tried to be the best...
The smell of frying meat woke Huma from a night of uneasy dreams: hands peeling away from shadows, Senate...
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“What is it?” the hair asked. “I have no idea,” the hat replied. “But I don’t like it.” Donald had...
The hat let out a chuckle that filled the Oval Office with a miasma of malicious glee. “What?” the...
“They will not cancel my rally,” Donald said. “I will not allow them to cancel my rally!” Pointing at the...
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“I will keep you safe, Joe,” the mask whispered into Joe’s ear as they walked on perfectly manicured...