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The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Confessions of a Mask
“I will keep you safe, Joe,” the mask whispered into Joe’s ear as they walked on perfectly manicured...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Building a Better Biden
“We must do it and do it soon!” Hillary slammed her fist on the table, causing pencils, pens, phones...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 156
“I’m not fat, I’m not fat, I’m the healthiest man alive,” Donald said, nude, on top of his desk,...
The Hat Check: May 2020
Fake News is the real plague sweeping the nation, and I'm the cure! ASSERTION: Donald Trump drinks 12...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 28: Got Milk?
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 155
Hope moved through the hallways of the White House sinuously, touching no one, letting no one touch her....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 154
“You cannot tweet a recipe for Bleach Soufflé!” the hair yelled. He was squatting over the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: North Korea
“Honored Elder Doctor,” the young doctor said and bowed. “Knock that off,” the older doctor said. “I’m only...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 153
“Incompetent! They called me incompetent!” Donald fumed. “The entire country is only alive because of...