Read President Trump’s Speech Declaring a National Emergency   FRIDAY AFTERNOON, LEAVING THE ROSE GARDEN...

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After Donald shook off the parasites and courtiers, he went on a mad Diet Coke jag around the city in a...

“Nah, see, you aint’s understandin’ my plan,” the hat said rapidly. “Why are you talking like that?” the hair...

  “Is Sarah really not going to give any more White House press briefings?” the hair asked. “I’ve...

  “I am not a Russian agent,” Donald wailed, ripping a copy of The New York Times to shreds with hands...

  Good evening. I appreciate the opportunity to speak directly to the American people tonight about how...

  "I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!" Donald declared as he turned from the window....

  Donald awoke to a cold bedroom, the dead light of the district streaming in through frost-rimed...

  Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in bed to get his thoughts...