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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Cory and Beto

“Oh, God, I’m taking your AR-57!” Beto cried out as Cory rammed into him over and over again. “Give me...

“IM-PEACH-MENT?!?” Donald yelled from the Presidential Shitter. “Oh, fuck, here we go,” the hair said....

"I learned a lot. And I learned that it makes a difference. This was the diving board area, and I was...

“You can’t fire me!” John Bolton’s mustache roared. “You’re out, Bolton!” the hair said, clipping his words....

“Push her,” her father said. “Daaaaaad,” Emily said. “Don’t even joke about that.” “Push her off the...

whispers bubble up from nothingness “Straight pride parade? Like, what?!?” Sandy screeched. Illy...

What's So 'Off-Putting' About Elizabeth Warren? “From each according to his abilities,” Bernie...

Trump wants to buy Greenland. Only one-third of Americans would be willing to offer more than $12 for the...

“We all enjoyed your work in California,” Hillary said, a wheeze in her voice. She slipped a gelatinous arm...

“They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead fingers,” the hat said, turning from the TV...