“What is he tweeting? What is he tweeting?” the hat asked the jizzal void of the tunnel system under...

Mueller Madness!   “My lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps,” Sarah sang to herself as she walked into...

    “Why are we doing this?” the hair asked. “Because Donald asked us to,” the hat replied. They...

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How I felt watching Trump hug our flag “I will now tell you the words of our grandmother,” Hillary said...

  “Why would you make me go to a country that has so few McDonald’s locations?” Donald moaned, leaning...

Read President Trump’s Speech Declaring a National Emergency   FRIDAY AFTERNOON, LEAVING THE ROSE GARDEN...

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After Donald shook off the parasites and courtiers, he went on a mad Diet Coke jag around the city in a...

“Nah, see, you aint’s understandin’ my plan,” the hat said rapidly. “Why are you talking like that?” the hair...