“You really need to stop reading that, you know,” the hair said calmly. “It’s just going to get you upset.”...

  “BOLTON! BOLTON! BOLTON!” the hat chanted. “We’re bringing the glory years of George the 2nd back,...

‘Well, he is a sleeping son of bitch,” the hat bellowed into the speakerphone. His Donald impression was...

“I want doubles,” Donald said. “Rocketman has doubles, Vlad has doubles. I want lookalikes so I can get out...

  “The State of our Union is STRONG!” Donald said into his bedroom mirror. “OK,” the hat said, “but make...

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