“First 100 Days! Woo!” the hair said in the pre-morning dark of the White House storage vault. The hat didn’t...
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 42 – THE DEEP STATE V: Fight to the Finish
“What are Trump’s plans? “Who were Trump’s contacts in the Russian government?” “Who hacked Podesta?” “Deep...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 41 – THE DEEP STATE: Deep Four, Deep Furious
Agent DEEP COVER closed the door behind her with a soft click and approached the toupee vault in stockinged...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 40 – THE DEEP STATE 3: The Revenge of the Last Force
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TWEET?!?” the hair demanded as the ponderous door of the White House toupee vault...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 39 – THE DEEP STATE 2: Deeper. State-ier. The-ier.
The wizened Grand Vizier of THE DEEP STATE brooded over his breakroom coffee and stale Danish, casting...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 38 – THE DEEP STATE
Miles beneath the surface of the Earth, THE DEEP STATE made their plans. “We could kidnap Ivanka, shave her...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 37
“Number one, I am the least anti-Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life,” Donald...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Meanwhile, Back In The Halls of Congress…
Nancy smoothed the third layer of brightly-colored Spanx over her slack flesh and atrophied muscles. She felt...