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The Awesome Adventures of Secret Nazi President!!!11!!1!!! Vol 34: Climate strange; Civil War

Posted by Penguin | Oct 3, 2019 | Comic, Fun, Satire, Secret Nazi President | 343

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343 Comments

  1. Mojeaux
    Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 11:02 am

    The swastikas for eyes. ❤️❤️❤️

    • Tonio
      Tonio on October 3, 2019 at 11:09 am

      You’re just noticing those? But, yeah, totally.

      Also note the hand sign — he’s proud of that one.

      • AlmightyJB
        AlmightyJB on October 3, 2019 at 11:44 am

        Bowl cut next?

        • Tonio
          Tonio on October 3, 2019 at 12:04 pm

          Damn, but those are ugly. I can’t believe people pay money for them. When I was growing up they were associated with poor hillbillies resorting to home haircuts through either economic necessity or distance to barber, and literally using a mixing bowl as a cutting guide.

          • CampingInYourPark
            CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 12:06 pm

            Guilty on all counts.

            • Scruffy Nerfherder
              Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:09 pm

              We weren’t poor, but I guess the old habits die hard.

              But mom did combine mine with a marvelous butterfly collar print shirt and corduroy sports jacket all in various shades of yellow and brown.

              • UnCivilServant
                UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:10 pm

                So, she wanted to be sure you stayed single? Or was this the seventies when sanity took a vacation?

              • Scruffy Nerfherder
                Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:13 pm

                Green shag carpet, sailboat print wallpaper, orange chair rails and molding, dark brown blinds

                It was a glorious time to be alive.

              • UnCivilServant
                UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:16 pm

                My eyes bleed just thinking about it.

              • CampingInYourPark
                CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 12:18 pm

                Well, if you didn’t have plaid pants to go along with that I am truly sorry.

              • MikeS
                MikeS on October 3, 2019 at 12:19 pm

                Corduroy Toughskins™

              • Scruffy Nerfherder
                Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:21 pm

                Corduroy… all the way down to my Hush Puppies

              • UnCivilServant
                UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:22 pm

                So everyone could hear you walking a block away?

              • Don Escaped Texas
                Don Escaped Texas on October 3, 2019 at 12:24 pm

                Hush Puppies

                made in Murica!

              • CampingInYourPark
                CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 12:25 pm

                When all the cool kids were wearing Nikes at school I’d have those too. The cool kids(not necessarily affluent) called any cheap shoes “cookies”

              • Scruffy Nerfherder
                Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:25 pm

                Yeah well, but I had powers similar to this guy.

              • R C Dean
                R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 12:26 pm

                I caught part of the Brady House renovation on HGTV.

                Ho. Lee. Crap. That was an unfortunate time.

              • Mojeaux
                Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 1:09 pm

                Brady House renovation

                Wait. That happened? On HGTV? AND I MISSED IT?!

              • R C Dean
                R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 1:17 pm

                It turned out incredibly accurate to the sound stages used in the show, and incredibly ugly.

              • Ozymandias
                Ozymandias on October 3, 2019 at 2:00 pm

                But mom did combine mine with a marvelous butterfly collar print shirt and corduroy sports jacket all in various shades of yellow and brown.

                Mine was all of that, and… REVERSIBLE!
                Piker.
                Ok, truthfully, the reversible suit was red, with blue, but in a plaid pattern, and I can’t remember what it was when reversed, but it was some awful solid. Homemade, sewn on mom’s own Singer. Corduroy pants have got to be the worst idea ever. And now my middle daughter (23) is talking about how the 70s were cool, and her generation is romanticizing the 70s fashion. [shudders] God, No. It was awful. Truly awful. AND I KNEW IT AT THE TIME.
                I remember being a kid when Saturday Night Fever came out and watching “adults'” and older teens’ positive reaction to it and thinking to myself, “Are you fucking kidding me??” That was the stupidest thing my 8 year-old self had ever seen or heard of.

        • Bobarian LMD
          Bobarian LMD on October 3, 2019 at 12:41 pm

          Bowl cut

          Somebody a Raiders fan?

      • MikeS
        MikeS on October 3, 2019 at 11:59 am

        He was doing it before it was cool racist.

  2. l0b0t
    l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 11:04 am

    These just just get better and better.

  3. CPRM
    CPRM on October 3, 2019 at 11:04 am

    “black heart” RACIST!!!11

  4. AlmightyJB
    AlmightyJB on October 3, 2019 at 11:05 am

    Eviliciousness is a word I intend to work into my vocabulary.

    • Swiss Servator
      Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 12:27 pm

      #Metoo

    • Fatty Bolger
      Fatty Bolger on October 3, 2019 at 12:48 pm

      It’s my new favorite word.

  5. l0b0t
    l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 11:07 am

    The combination of shrimp boots and shower-shoes on the young draftees is simultaneously quite expected and quite sad.

    • Swiss Servator
      Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 12:28 pm

      I managed to avoid AFRICOM deployments, thankfully. Too heartbreaking.

  6. AlmightyJB
    AlmightyJB on October 3, 2019 at 11:07 am

    If Trump goes, we don’t have to worry about a President Pence because we’ll just impeach him too. Hello President Pelosi!

    https://hotair.com/archives/allahpundit/2019/10/03/chris-matthews-shouldnt-democrats-looking-impeaching-mike-pence/

    • Naptown Bill
      Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 11:09 am

      Yeah, shit, you just impeach everyone down the line until you get to the one you want. That’s how elections work, right?

      • Bob Boberson
        Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 11:18 am

        ‘We have to undermine our democracy to save it.’

    • WTF
      WTF on October 3, 2019 at 11:30 am

      Do they really not understand how dangerous it is to throw away the principle of peaceful transition of power based on election results?
      They’ve really lost their fucking minds.

      • Bob Boberson
        Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 11:32 am

        Power. SF’s stories aren’t as far out as they seem. They’re going to get it, costs and collateral damage be damned

        • WTF
          WTF on October 3, 2019 at 11:44 am

          Yeah, they seem perfectly willing to destroy the country in pursuit of personal power. You can’t tell me they’re not evil.

          • Francisco d'Anconia
            Francisco d'Anconia on October 3, 2019 at 12:19 pm

            What politician isn’t? No lower form of life on earth.

      • J. Frank Parnell
        J. Frank Parnell on October 3, 2019 at 12:52 pm

        Do they really not understand how dangerous it is to throw away the principle of peaceful transition of power based on election results?

        They just consider any election where they lose to be illegitimate.

        • Scruffy Nerfherder
          Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:53 pm

          When truth is wholly subjective, all that is left is power.

          “Are you calling her some kind of political operative?” Booker quizzed the embattled Kavanaugh, who earlier today tearfully pushed back against Ford’s charge that he publicly assaulted her when the pair were in high school.

          “You have problems with the senators up here, but you are not saying she is a pawn?” the senator asked.

          “My family has no ill will toward her,” Kavanaugh said.

          “Do you wish she never came forward?”

          “The witnesses who were there say it didn’t happen,” the nominee said. “We bear no ill will toward her.”

          “She came forward. She sat here. She told her truth,” said Booker, “She came forward. She sat here. She told her truth,” said Booker, rushed for time.

          • R C Dean
            R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 1:05 pm

            “She came forward. She sat here. She told her truth,”

            “That’s nice, but isn’t the real question whether she told the truth?”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder
      Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 11:56 am

      JFC

  7. Not Adahn
    Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 11:09 am

    I love panel 11.

    • Jarflax
      Jarflax on October 3, 2019 at 11:13 am

      But you are getting panels 4 and 5

      • Tonio
        Tonio on October 3, 2019 at 11:17 am

        I’m thinking Level 10 Librarian.

  8. Tonio
    Tonio on October 3, 2019 at 11:11 am

    This is perhaps the best one yet. So much snarky goodness, but I particularly liked the “support climate transition bit.”

    • Bob Boberson
      Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 11:20 am

      Agreed, although it didn’t make me LOL as hard as the “Our Gang” photo……that had my coworkers looking in my direction quizzically.

      • Tonio
        Tonio on October 3, 2019 at 11:24 am

        This is more bitingly impactful. Dark humor writ large.

        • Bob Boberson
          Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 11:29 am

          “Murdernomics and Dietheon” was particularly awesome 😀

          • Swiss Servator
            Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 12:30 pm

            Hey, I think I own some shares in General Murderrnomics!

            • DrOtto
              DrOtto on October 3, 2019 at 2:10 pm

              I think they were recently spun off from GE.

              • Not Adahn
                Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 2:19 pm

                Our first CEO addressed the troops with an anecdote about him getting into a screaming match with the CEO of GE. I thought “I”m pretty sure that’s bullshit, because the CEO of GE could have you whacked.”

            • Tripacer
              Tripacer on October 3, 2019 at 2:45 pm

              Hey I used to work for General Murdernamics! I installed uparmor kits on their (DEATH)Stryker vehicles!

      • DrOtto
        DrOtto on October 3, 2019 at 2:09 pm

        I was in a restaurant when I saw the Our Gang photo. I got looks. That was brilliant.

    • Sean
      Sean on October 3, 2019 at 11:26 am

      So much snarky goodness, but I particularly liked the “support climate transition bit.”

      Right there with you.

      Good stuff, BP.

      • MikeS
        MikeS on October 3, 2019 at 12:08 pm

        ????????

        • UnCivilServant
          UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:09 pm

          You’re slapping your thumbs?

          • MikeS
            MikeS on October 3, 2019 at 12:19 pm

            ??

  9. l0b0t
    l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Fun Fact – One Mardi Gras, I dyed my hair that same color blue and braided in lots of blue and green metallic Mardi Gras beads to affect ersatz dreadlocks . I looked like Predator, but fancy and shiny.

    • UnCivilServant
      UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 11:30 am

      So you’re admitting to being one ugly motherfucker?

    • Bob Boberson
      Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 11:31 am

      Get a haircut, ya hippie!!!

      /Shakes cane

    • CPRM
      CPRM on October 3, 2019 at 11:39 am

      I just always assumed you were bald.

      • l0b0t
        l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 11:43 am

        John Hollis was awesome. Being a computer literate skinhead in the 1980s, it seemed a natural handle so I’ve been using it since the dial-up BBS days with my C64.

    • J. Frank Parnell
      J. Frank Parnell on October 3, 2019 at 12:53 pm

      dreadlocks

      OMG such cultural appropriation I can’t even.

  10. wdalasio
    wdalasio on October 3, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Sorry to go OT. However, while I realize there are bigger fish to fry, but sometimes it’s the little indignities imposed by the statists that can be the most frustrating.

    • UnCivilServant
      UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 11:36 am

      Ducks and geese see the worker coming to put the feeding tube in and flock to be fed.

      I seriously doubt they regard it as in any way cruel.

      • wdalasio
        wdalasio on October 3, 2019 at 11:40 am

        I know. I’ve pretty much heard the same thing. Of course, we can’t let reality interfere with our noble leaders’ quest to ensure that every pleasantry in the world is snuffed out.

        • Not Adahn
          Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 11:43 am

          What else does immorality mean other than “improper enjoyment?”

    • Naptown Bill
      Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 11:50 am

      The place where my wife and I got married and had our reception is this historic inn (the Elkridge Furnace Inn) and restaurant that wound up being the cheapest all-inclusive deal we could find. They specialize in classical French cooking, and they’re unbelievable although pricey. I remember checking out their website at the time and there was a little announcement to the effect of, nicely, “We’re not taking foie gras off the menu just because a bunch of poor vegetarians who won’t eat here anyway don’t like it. Fuck off.”

      • Don Escaped Texas
        Don Escaped Texas on October 3, 2019 at 11:53 am

        if you would know yourself, know thy clientele !

        • Naptown Bill
          Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 11:55 am

          “We appreciate your concern” might be one of the best phrases in PR ever.

        • UnCivilServant
          UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 11:55 am

          I wish more companies did.

          It would reduce the kowtowing to internet screechers.

          • Don Escaped Texas
            Don Escaped Texas on October 3, 2019 at 12:08 pm

            Most of my career I’ve coached colleagues to never send an internal email that doesn’t start with the client name; we don’t do anything that builds value for us unless we are building value for them.

            Peterbilt: compressor mounting drawing for NAFTA ISX-15 attached

            DuPont: torque spec needed for 30mm cap on cone-tope liter isocyanate cans

            If you get an email from me there’s a good chance you don’t need to read more than the subject line.

            • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr
              SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr on October 3, 2019 at 12:37 pm

              If you get an email from me there’s a good chance you don’t need to read more than the subject line.

              Can I work with you? I send emails with this subject template:

              “[Matter status] Matter No. – Short description of reason for email”

              I get an unintelligible mess of subjects from others.

      • l0b0t
        l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 11:55 am

        That’s a good, proper response. I won’t eat octopus for moral reasons but I’m not going to force others to do the same.

        • R C Dean
          R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 12:06 pm

          I won’t eat octopus for moral reasons

          This is a first for me. Why not?

          • l0b0t
            l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 12:14 pm

            I think they are too intelligent to be a foodstuff. I feel the same way about cetaceans. Honestly? I don’t know. If I followed my heart, I would be vegetarian (tried it, in the Army no less) but I do like meats and understand the food chain and I’m pretty sure many food animals process vegetables far more efficiently than does man. So, I guess I mean that in my coming up on 50 years of life, I’ve gotten a lot of my moral code worked out (I’m still learning/growing) but I would never presume to force it upon others.

            • CampingInYourPark
              CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 12:22 pm

              I can relate. We have laying hens and a couple of roosters. They’re as dumb as dirt but I can’t bring myself to consume any of them after they’re unproductive.

              I’m sure if I was hungry enough it would be a different story.

              • Bob Boberson
                Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 12:26 pm

                ^This.^ One of the most repugnant things I can think of is eating my dog, yet ordinary people are driven to do just that when circumstances dictate. God willing I am never that hungry.

              • pistoffnick
                pistoffnick on October 3, 2019 at 1:32 pm

                The most expensive eggs I’ve ever bought were when we had back yard chickens.

                I have no problems eating cow – they are dumb as rocks. Pigs are getting up near dog territory in terms of smartness, I have a qualm or too, but a heaping bowl of pulled pork usually quells any of those thoughts.

              • pistoffnick
                pistoffnick on October 3, 2019 at 1:33 pm

                two, too, to, 2 , tutu

              • Swiss Servator
                Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 1:52 pm

                Tu?

            • Suthenboy
              Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 12:51 pm

              I agree about octopus. I try not to think about pigs.

              You are doing yourself a favor with the chickens. Spring chicken is a thing. After they are a couple of years old they are far too tough to be edible. by the time they stop laying their meat is put to better use as shoe soles.

              • UnCivilServant
                UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:53 pm

                I seem to recall that coq au vin was a recipie specifically developed to deal with tough chickens and make them edible.

              • CampingInYourPark
                CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 1:05 pm

                I’m sure the chickens would have no qualms about eating me if someone were to chop me up into cracked corn sizes. But, I can’t help wonder what’s going on in their little pea brain when they tilt their head and look at me. Also, I get a kick out of the main rooster(the other 2 are bantams and don’t demand respect) taking care of the rest of them. It’s therapeutic watching them clucking away minding their own business.

                I blame Looney Toons and Mel Blanc

              • CampingInYourPark
                CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 1:09 pm

                When my Russian In-laws were visiting they swore if I took one it would be the best chicken I ever had.
                No thanks.

          • CPRM
            CPRM on October 3, 2019 at 12:16 pm

            It’s a typo, he meant to say Octomom.

            • The Hyperbole
              The Hyperbole on October 3, 2019 at 12:45 pm

              I figure it’s because he worships Cthulhu.

          • UnCivilServant
            UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:29 pm

            I was trying to find the picture of Opisthoteuthis adorabilis and say he found them to darn cute, but I couldn’t find the best one that I remembered.

    • Bob Boberson
      Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 11:56 am

      It’s just one small turn of the ratchet. The watermelons have figured out how to use the levers of power to prohibit the plebs from eating unapproved food. In ten or 20 years it will be the same thing over sirloin.

      • Suthenboy
        Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 1:34 pm

        They may work against themselves. If they get their way in other areas people will start eating whatever is available, approved or not.

      • Akira
        Akira on October 3, 2019 at 3:15 pm

        A relative of mine once gleefully proclaimed, “In 50 years or so, we’ll all be vegetarians because meat just isn’t sustainable”.

        They see all of us as a bunch of dumb lemmings who need to be prodded into making the “correct” decisions.

        And fuck the pseudoscience that says that meat isn’t sustainable. The planet produces enough food to feed the whole world many times over.

  11. Not Adahn
    Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 11:40 am

    The emasculation of Once-great Britain continues apace:

    Kieran Clifton, 19, dragged his victim, 17, out of his car and beat him while shouting ‘you’re going to be unrecognisable after this’ and ‘do you want to stab me?’ He was joined in the attack by Se Smith, 18, Daniel Clifford, 22, and Joshua Campbell, 19. The group had been drinking Amaretto together throughout the day at the Fat Fox in Watlington.

    https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/01/posh-turf-war-teens-spared-jail-wouldnt-cope-prison-10836932/

    • Stinky Wizzleteats
      Stinky Wizzleteats on October 3, 2019 at 11:43 am

      Disgusting, a proper British beating begins with room temperature beer. In the summertime several gin and tonics are also acceptable.

      • l0b0t
        l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 11:44 am

        Indeed, they are known as Lager Louts for a reason.

    • Bob Boberson
      Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 11:46 am

      Campbell’s lawyer said he should not be jailed because ‘he feels rehabilitated already’. Meanwhile Smith’s lawyer said he ‘absolutely regrets the decisions that were taken and what unfolded.’

      They are really, really sorry. Lets get them a present

      • Scruffy Nerfherder
        Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 11:58 am

        ‘he feels rehabilitated already’

        I’m going to try that one.

        • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr
          SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr on October 3, 2019 at 12:48 pm

          Imprisonment, Chesterton believed, must be thought of as a specific punishment for a specific crime. If imprisonment were thought of as therapeutic, he reasoned, convicts would be kept in jail until some “expert” decided they had “recovered” (had been rehabilitated).

          GK Chesterton had these people pegged 120 years ago.

    • l0b0t
      l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 11:47 am

      I’ve spent the day drinking Amaretto before. Well, Amaretto sours. I didn’t want to fight anyone but I did have both a tummy-ache and a head-ache.

      • Not Adahn
        Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 11:48 am

        And because your pancreas had shut down?

    • Naptown Bill
      Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 11:53 am

      Well, those are the nobs anyway, they’ve always been poofs.

      • l0b0t
        l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 12:00 pm

        Wither Raffles?

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
      "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 12:22 pm

      Judge: I will spare you jail time as the humiliation and torture you will face as a result of becoming belligerently drunk off of a drink meant for menopausal women and eunuchs is a fate worse than death. Enjoy being a virgin throughout college and being known as “that pussy who can’t hold his Amaretto”.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
        "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 12:29 pm

        Jesus Christ, the article says they mixed amaretto with coca cola. These kids are irredeemable pussies

  12. Spartacus
    Spartacus on October 3, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Pretty soon BP will have material for an entire book.
    I’ll kick in $100 toward publication costs, if I get a free autographed copy.

    • UnCivilServant
      UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 11:46 am

      Publication costs?

      What is this, the vanity press era?

      • Spartacus
        Spartacus on October 3, 2019 at 11:49 am

        Did it end already?
        Maybe we can just go straight to “predatory journal costs”.

        • UnCivilServant
          UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 11:54 am

          Well, print on demand services mean the overhead has vanished. Each print unit gets covered by the price payed by the customer.

          Unless you’re advocating BP pay some of us Glibs for our expertise in getting the files ready for market.

        • Tonio
          Tonio on October 3, 2019 at 11:59 am

          Vanity press was a bad business model and the operators were often shady af. Print on demand is where it’s at. A number of years ago a then-boyfriend had a photo album printed and bound for me as a birthday present. Finished product was like a HS yearbook in terms of printing, cover, etc. There are companies in China that do this.

          • Mojeaux
            Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 12:21 pm

            Lulu FTW.

  13. Heroic Mulatto
    Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 11:56 am

    He’s right, you know.

    • CampingInYourPark
      CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 11:59 am

      That’s hilarious

    • AlmightyJB
      AlmightyJB on October 3, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      More dangerous letting them vote.

    • ChipsnSalsa
      ChipsnSalsa on October 3, 2019 at 12:23 pm

      He’s having trouble holding it together.

      particularity with “I’ll put a load on your back.”

  14. "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
    "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 11:58 am

    “Unfortunately science is only splendid when it is science. When science becomes religion it becomes superstition”

    If a man becomes a woman simply because he says so and that’s just “science” and definitely not religion then how is transubstantiation not “scientific”?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder
      Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:00 pm

      *hisses, points finger*

    • Bob Boberson
      Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 12:01 pm

      ‘Because our malleable definition of science will never be used in support of Christfags and their skydaddy!’

      /insufferable internet atheist

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
        "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 12:06 pm

        It’s not even a question of what religion will or won’t be promoted by the state (since transgenderism is very much a religious belief that requires a leap of faith). It’s about logical fallacies being promoted as “science”. Which cheapens science and makes it clear that elites are intent on religious jihad.

        Yet, we are suppose to pretend as if the man who wants to believe what he believes without the state imposing its will is the “culture warrior” when its just the opposite.

        It’s very Stalinist for the state to insist that you deny reality in service to ideology

        • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
          "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 12:09 pm

          “The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it”

          • Suthenboy
            Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 1:46 pm

            Whut? You are denying my truth and that hurts my feelings.

        • Bob Boberson
          Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 12:10 pm

          I agree. Nothing made me more angry over at TOS than Doherty’s article insisting cultural Marxism is just a right-wing boogey man.

          Like you said “denying reality in service to ideology” not unintentional; it’s a requirement by those who seek to reshape society to their own ends.

          • Scruffy Nerfherder
            Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:12 pm

            That’s because they had already succumbed to it.

            • Bob Boberson
              Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 12:13 pm

              Indeed.

            • CPRM
              CPRM on October 3, 2019 at 12:19 pm

              Yeah, TOS articles about how not only should X be allowed, but MUST BE CELEBRATED! made me very glad that this place sprung up.

              • Swiss Servator
                Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 12:46 pm

                Fully armed, from the brow of Zeus!

              • Jarflax
                Jarflax on October 3, 2019 at 2:37 pm

                Pallid and busty

          • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
            "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 12:13 pm

            Long gone are the days of “live and let live” among Vichy libertarians who are greater culture warriors than Pat Robertson

            • wdalasio
              wdalasio on October 3, 2019 at 12:29 pm

              Vichy libertarians

              This is a turn of phrase I see growing in popularity lately. Is it really right? I’d almost suggest that Vichy is too kind to them. Maybe “kapo libertarians”?

              • R C Dean
                R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 12:30 pm

                I think Vichy is perfect – opportunists cooperating with their oppressors to maintain their social standing.

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 12:33 pm

                Vichy France thought they would be left alone once they ceded half the country to Germany and supported them or abstained to oppose them during the war.

                In the end, Germany took their rump state too near the end of the war. A well deserved fate

          • Heroic Mulatto
            Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 12:31 pm

            Nothing made me more angry over at TOS than Doherty’s article insisting cultural Marxism is just a right-wing boogey man.

            If by “cultural Marxism”, one means a shadowy cabal of academics, celebrities, and journalists bent on world domination who gather together at Bohemian Grove to engage in depraved pedophilic orgies in worship of George Soros, you’re a fucking lunatic.

            If by “cultural Marxism”, one means that postmodernist philosophy holds a certain currency in the social sciences and literary criticism, then ‘No shit, Sherlock. What do you plan to do about it?’

            • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
              "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 12:34 pm

              Yeah, literally no one has ever used the first definition outside of Alex Jones. But, you kicked the shit out of that strawman. Well done

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 12:39 pm

                For reference, TOS attacked Ron Paul for even using the term “cultural Marxism”. The nonsense that you made up that supposedly is what people mean by “cultural Marxism” is divorced from reality and has no relation to the argument being made by Doherty.

                https://reason.com/2018/07/02/ron-paul-slams-cultural-marxism-with-big/

                Paul was criticized for not accepting the new religion. And frankly this is all it’s about.

              • Heroic Mulatto
                Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 12:39 pm

                Have you been in a bad mood lately? You’re taking things way too seriously.

              • Heroic Mulatto
                Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 12:41 pm

                Paul was criticized for not accepting the new religion. And frankly this is all it’s about.

                As I asked in the 2nd part. What do you plan to do about it?

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 12:42 pm

                Yes and I appreciate you not responding with the same vitriol and condescension. I have been very testy lately for personal reasons.

                I still disagree with the framing, but I should stop now.

              • Scruffy Nerfherder
                Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:48 pm

                Doherty always avoids addressing the elephant in the room.

                Not a single one of the “cultural Marxists”, that don’t exist in his book, accepts individualism, or even capitalism, as a counterargument or response to collective mistreatment of minorities or outgroups in the past.

                Every single one of them trades in and promotes collectivism and socialism. They’s just trading one collectivist solution for another. He’s ignoring his own purported principles by treating them as well-intentioned or even acceptable arguments.

              • wdalasio
                wdalasio on October 3, 2019 at 12:50 pm

                What do you plan to do about it?

                How does one fight any intellectual battle. I’d suggest the first part is to start calling people to task for getting things wrong. That’s what people here are doing with regards to Doherty and TOS. People arguing to sharpen their points is perfectly legitimate in that regard, isn’t it?

              • Bob Boberson
                Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 12:52 pm

                ^what Scruffy said^

                It’s the same old TOS canard of right=stupid/bad, left=well intentioned but misguided.

              • Heroic Mulatto
                Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 12:54 pm

                No worries. It’s cool.

                I don’t disagree at all of the existence of the 2nd definition. It is unfortunate that a dispassionate discussion about this phenomenon is prevented due to the high signal to noise ratio created by bullshit like this:

                My question “what do plan to do about it” points at the fact that we tend to answer that question by steering young people away from the humanities and social science into STEM, which is seen as a more ideologically “pure” and profitable pursuit. And how’s that working out for us? If culture matters, if ideas matter, how can we win the war if we vacate the battlefield? What is needed is more libertarians and conservatives to enter into academia in disciplines like philosophy, literary criticism, sociology, etc. to present their views and challenge the hegemony of postmodern, Progressive ideology. In addition to places like Liberty University, there are plenty of small, struggling sectarian liberal arts colleges and seminaries that would be thrilled to have a new crop of students who eventually would be looking to enter into higher education. Again, plenty of people talk about cultural Marxism, but very few critics do anything about it, at least yet. Perhaps Generation Z will be the ones to make this choice.

              • Bob Boberson
                Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 12:58 pm

                “Again, plenty of people talk about cultural Marxism, but very few critics do anything about it, at least yet. Perhaps Generation Z will be the ones to make this choice.”

                I agree, but I think one must acknowledge that the game is fairly rigged at this point. The institutions pushing the critical theory narrative aren’t exactly willing to engage in honest debate (or even non-violent confrontation) these days.

              • Scruffy Nerfherder
                Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:59 pm

                There’s no doubt that a false dichotomy is almost always presented.

              • l0b0t
                l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 12:59 pm

                re: What to do about it. I have to fetch the kids from school but I think Mencius Moldbug may have been a great start with his idea of reading older works.

              • Heroic Mulatto
                Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 1:04 pm

                Also re: the image. It’s hilarious that a mouth-breathing racist would cite the Magna Carta as a hallmark of HU-ITE POWER! in that it enshrines freedom of movement and free trade in Article 42:

                It shall be lawful to any person, for the future, to go out of our kingdom, and to return, safely and securely, by land or by water, saving his allegiance to us, unless it be in time of war, for some short space, for the common good of the kingdom: excepting prisoners and outlaws, according to the laws of the land, and of the people of the nation at war against us, and Merchants who shall be treated as it is said above.

              • CampingInYourPark
                CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 1:16 pm

                we tend to answer that question by steering young people away from the humanities and social science into STEM, which is seen as a more ideologically “pure” and profitable pursuit. And how’s that working out for us?

                I have a lot of SoCons in my orbit because of my upbringing and I think they understand this better than “us”. For example: Liberty University. Not endorsing it, just pointing out other worldviews…whatever you want to call them do see this as necessary.

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 1:19 pm

                “I have a lot of SoCons in my orbit because of my upbringing and I think they understand this better than “us”.”

                There are a lot of people who also refuse to send their kids to public schools because of indoctrination at those schools. You don’t need to be socially conservative to recognize that public schooling is propaganda first and education second.

              • ChipsnSalsa
                ChipsnSalsa on October 3, 2019 at 1:25 pm

                There are a lot of people who also refuse to send their kids to public government schools because of indoctrination at those schools.

                We have homeschooled our kids from the beginning and more reasons to continue to have piled up. This being one of them.

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 1:29 pm

                “We have homeschooled our kids from the beginning and more reasons to continue to have piled up.”

                You even need to police cartoons nowadays. I saw one where the show was telling viewers that you should always obey laws otherwise police are there to enforce them for your own good.

                As an example was if there was a law banning you from swimming upside down while being purple.

                Instead children should be taught such a law is immoral and you are under no obligation to abide by such a law. Nowadays it seems that you either get authoritarian porn from one side or wacky religious beliefs from the other side.

              • Suthenboy
                Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 1:51 pm

                Uh….I am probably an idiot but….Heroic, that image you posted, what does it mean? I just looks like nonsense. I don’t get it.

              • Naptown Bill
                Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 2:00 pm

                Re: that picture as well, this is the second time I’ve seen some crazy racist shit where babies or kids are involved. I mean, I get racism against adults. It’s lazy, stupid, and wrong, but so is a lot of the mental baggage we enter adulthood with thanks to a whole host of inputs. But kids…I mean, what kind of a person could look at a baby and say hateful shit and mean it? Or worse? It freaks me out. It’s hard for me to think about it in the abstract or without having a totally visceral reaction.

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 2:12 pm

                “But kids…I mean, what kind of a person could look at a baby and say hateful shit and mean it? Or worse? It freaks me out.”

                WaPo, NYT, CNN, MSNBC, National Review, etc.

                https://www.realclearpolitics.com/2019/01/22/media_doubles_down_with_another_covington_catholic_smear_464052.html

                But, it’s a conspiracy to allege coordination between these outlets (even though that has been proven on multiple occasions including journolist and the Clinton e-mails)

              • Naptown Bill
                Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 2:38 pm

                The Covington thing reminds me of the Duke lacrosse scandal. Here are not just allegedly grown-ass adults but organizations that wield tremendous power and influence and that have damn-near inexhaustible resources trying to destroy the lives of young people through rumor, innuendo, and outright lies for…what? A chance to flaunt their moral superiority for a few minutes? How the hell can you complain about privilege and power imbalance and then cheer on virtually the entire national news media attacking a few teenagers for being unlucky enough to make eye contact with a crazy shyster and not play along?

              • Scruffy Nerfherder
                Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 2:43 pm

                Covington permanently changed my opinions of the news media in general. I no longer assume their lack of malice. It’s a litmus test of sorts.

              • CampingInYourPark
                CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 2:46 pm

                Some were saying people are too well off to engage in violence over anything going on now, but I think this Covington Kid sort of crap IMO is fuels the kind of ire that causes people to act against their own cushy self
                interests. I’m actually surprised that kid’s parents haven’t been in the news.

              • Naptown Bill
                Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 2:59 pm

                There’s a good C.S. Lewis quote about how someone reacts to finding out that some bad thing a person is accused of turns out not to be true. The short version is, if you’re disappointed, you need to do some serious soul-searching and self-analysis, because the kind of people who want others to be evil are likely not so good themselves.

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 3:01 pm

                “Covington permanently changed my opinions of the news media in general.”

                Covington, Kavanaugh, Russia Fever Dreams…

                There are multiple examples of coordination and dishonesty being pushed by corporate journalists. I think that proves more than what someone once posted on 4chan.

            • R C Dean
              R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 12:35 pm

              If by “cultural Marxism”, one means a shadowy cabal of academics, celebrities, and journalists bent on world domination who gather together at Bohemian Grove to engage in depraved pedophilic orgies in worship of George Soros, you’re a fucking lunatic.

              Needz moar cheese pizza.

              My current definition of cultural Marxism is that it is the current strain that dominates the press, academia, the administrative state, and some businesses. It evolved from classical class-based Marxism which focussed largely on tearing down economic institutions into one based on identity politics focussed largely on tearing down cultural norms and institutions. See, also, crypto-Marxism and social justice.

              • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr
                SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr on October 3, 2019 at 1:50 pm

                It evolved from classical class-based Marxism which focussed largely on tearing down economic institutions into one based on identity politics focussed largely on tearing down cultural norms and institutions.

                As with everything else socialist, the Germans beat us to the punch by 80 years on this one.

            • Bob Boberson
              Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 12:40 pm

              From the artice:

              “Summing up what the Frankfurt School’s clotted and confusing thinkers actually wrote or believed is beyond the capacity of a short essay (or even a long one). Luckily, it is also beside the point for understanding the conspiracy theory of cultural Marxism. Basically, these philosophers believed that knowledge and rationality do not necessarily stand outside history and culture, since everything we know arises from socially embedded perspectives.

              This view indeed left all sorts of institutions and mores up for criticism, but that needn’t be inherently a threat to Western liberty. As the popular Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy sums it up, “the task of critical social theory is to evaluate the degree of rationality of any system of social domination in accordance to standards of justice.” This isn’t in itself an unlibertarian idea, though its practitioners didn’t take it to libertarian conclusions.”

              I DO think critical theory is antithetical to western liberty, observing the proponents of critical theory I fail to see how one does not come to that conclusion.

              • Scruffy Nerfherder
                Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 12:50 pm

                Name a “critical theorist” that supports individualism or capitalism.

              • Bob Boberson
                Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 12:55 pm

                And increasingly one who does not think violence can be justified if it brings about desired outcomes

              • Heroic Mulatto
                Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 1:00 pm

                Critical theory is, by definition, Marxist.

              • R C Dean
                R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 1:00 pm

                I think the link to my definition is insistence of social justice warriors and progressives that reality is subjective.

                evaluate the degree of rationality of any system of social domination in accordance to standards of justice.

                The SJW/proggy “standards of justice” are collectivized and include blood guilt, which is a standard, I guess. It certainly helps explain why they are anti-libertarian.

            • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr
              SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr on October 3, 2019 at 12:57 pm

              a shadowy cabal of academics, celebrities, and journalists bent on world domination who gather together at Bohemian Grove to engage in depraved pedophilic orgies in worship of George Soros,

              To be fair, journolist, among other examples, shows the active organization aspect. On the other hand, the smart play has been to go with the terror cell model, loosely affiliated groups with different objectives.

              • Heroic Mulatto
                Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 1:11 pm

                There are email lists and then there is crazy shit like this.

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 1:16 pm

                There are a lot of white nationalists who oppose our foreign intervention too. Does it make sense to stop promoting opposition to foreign intervention because some white nationalists seem to also oppose that?

                I feel like that is what is done anytime someone mentions “cultural Marxism” which you know is not an invented term and most definitely existed. The existence of The Frankfurt School and Grimaci is not a conspiracy, but should people not address that now because white nationalist might have also complained about the same thing?

              • Heroic Mulatto
                Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 1:20 pm

                but should people not address that now because white nationalist might have also complained about the same thing?

                Did I imply that? No. As I said above, the blathering of teenagers on 4Chan does make it more difficult to address it however.

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 1:26 pm

                I didn’t mean to imply what you said. I’m sorry if it seemed as if I was implying that.
                Thank you, again

              • Jarflax
                Jarflax on October 3, 2019 at 2:49 pm

                There are email lists and then there is crazy shit like this.

                (((Jews))) have been disproportionately represented in the intelligentsia for quite a while. As a result they are disproportionately represented in movements among the intelligentsia. This includes every bad movement. It also includes the sciences and mathematics.

                The fact that anti semites raise these accusations to attack the (((Jews)) does not mean that the movements should not be attacked.

            • Jarflax
              Jarflax on October 3, 2019 at 2:39 pm

              a shadowy cabal of academics, celebrities, and journalists

              You mean like the Fabians?

        • Suthenboy
          Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 1:44 pm

          “It’s very Stalinist for the state to insist that you deny reality in service to ideology”

          Absolutely. When power is an end in itself truth is of no consequence.

          Post-modernism is essential for Lysenkoism.

          • Ozymandias
            Ozymandias on October 3, 2019 at 2:47 pm

            In truth, the new #science is the politicization of science, and it is, unfortunately, nothing new. The Lysenkoism of the 1930’s charts its rise quite nicely with the fall to our current state of scientific illiteracy and innumeracy. Science in service to the state is another of the defining characteristics of statist systems of government, such as socialism, communism, fascism, and even corporatism, of which we have more than our share. AGW is simply the newest version of Trofim Lysenko’s politicized science that seeks its answers not in universal truths, but in power and control, in popularity, populism, and the censorship of competing ideas, all of which undermines the very foundations upon which science is built. Science proceeds on the refinement of models

            From this article.

  15. kinnath
    kinnath on October 3, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    And now, Philadelphia’s version of Amsterdam.

    • Sean
      Sean on October 3, 2019 at 12:22 pm

      The same city that steals your property over drugs.

      *facepalm*

      • Ted S.
        Ted S. on October 3, 2019 at 2:37 pm

        You mean they don’t just firebomb it?

    • Swiss Servator
      Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 12:55 pm

      Judge – “I cannot conclude that Safehouse has, as a significant purpose, the objective of facilitating drug use,”

      City – At the proposed safe site in the Kensington neighborhood, which has become a hub of heroin use, users would be permitted to bring their own drugs purchased on the street and inject or smoke them under medical supervision. “Typically, a site is stocked with naloxone, the antidote to overdoses of illegal fentanyl, and heroin, as well as oxygen, which helps revive overdose victims,” according to the Washington Post. “Some sites also provide clean syringes, matches for cooking heroin, elastic strips to tie off veins, water to dilute drugs and other provisions.”

      Swiss – wut? *wanders off*

      • UnCivilServant
        UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:56 pm

        “I cannot conclude that”

        Not for reasons of logic, but for reasons of policy, Judge is not permitted to conclude that.

    • Bobarian LMD
      Bobarian LMD on October 3, 2019 at 1:28 pm

      Hamsterdam

      • Fatty Bolger
        Fatty Bolger on October 3, 2019 at 1:59 pm

        New Hamsterdam

  16. AlexinCT
    AlexinCT on October 3, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    OT: SOCIALISM!

    • Bob Boberson
      Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      See, not all the animals are dead you stupid capitalist!!!

    • AlmightyJB
      AlmightyJB on October 3, 2019 at 12:10 pm

      After a thorough investigation, it was agreed to put the guards on an NGO caravan to the U.S. border.

  17. Don Escaped Texas
    Don Escaped Texas on October 3, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Bernanke and Krugmann on Brookings via C-SPAN3

    • ChipsnSalsa
      ChipsnSalsa on October 3, 2019 at 12:27 pm

      My computer’s derp rating can’t handle that so I won’t be watching.

      • Don Escaped Texas
        Don Escaped Texas on October 3, 2019 at 12:44 pm

        all are safe: ’tis over

        • Swiss Servator
          Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 2:03 pm

          Hark! Do I hear Winston’s Mom clearing her throat?

  18. Chipwooder
    Chipwooder on October 3, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Google’s ad network really needs recalibrating, as I get this shit.

    • Swiss Servator
      Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 2:04 pm

      Click the @#$% out if it… and have them charge the responsible party for all the clicks.

  19. Mojeaux
    Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    My well-deserved chastisement in the last thread makes me wonder if anyone would be interested in an article concerning my crisis of faith. It’s very personal, very religious, and will gore oxen sacred to some Glibs.

    • UnCivilServant
      UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:31 pm

      It’s up to you.

      This crowd… well, you know how we behave by now.

    • WTF
      WTF on October 3, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      It sounds like we would be very interested.
      I would be, anyway.

    • Gender Traitor
      Gender Traitor on October 3, 2019 at 12:38 pm

      “well-deserved” – Assumes facts not in evidence.

      I’d be very interested, viewing from the perspective of an agnostic who values her traditional religious upbringing.

      • Mojeaux
        Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 12:47 pm

        Eh, he’s not wrong.

        • Francisco d'Anconia
          Francisco d'Anconia on October 3, 2019 at 1:17 pm

          Fuck that!

        • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
          "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 1:24 pm

          I didn’t think trshmstr was chastising you. I thought his criticism was targeted toward prosperity gospel types. Sounds like a good topic nonetheless

          • Mojeaux
            Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 1:41 pm

            Oh, not Trashy!!!!

            Donation Not Taxation on October 3, 2019 at 10:44 am

            Glad one of the good people caught a break.

            However, it seems odd that the first word in a religiously oriented post would be that [fuck].

            mormonwiki.com/Profanity

            mormonrules.com/list/no-swearing-profanity

            • CampingInYourPark
              CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 1:47 pm

              Although it could be argued that trivializing reproduction is a sin. I’m pretty sure this is is a common expletive by now.
              Cunte…on the other hand seems to be the new thing.
              Next time try “GOOOOLLLY”

              • Mojeaux
                Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 1:51 pm

                *huff*

                At the time, “cunte” was not a bad word or even vulgar, so far as my research has indicated. I could be wrong on the vulgar part.

            • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr
              SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr on October 3, 2019 at 1:59 pm

              Oh, not Trashy!!!!

              *removes katana from abdomen*

              I’m glad it wasn’t me.

              *bleeds out*

            • Bob Boberson
              Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 2:00 pm

              Did he follow up with

              “Rather than coercing cuss words out of Glibertarians, wouldn’t it be better if they donated them voluntarily in light of life’s inconveniences?”

              /Sorry DNT, Imma keep mocking your shtick

              • CPRM
                CPRM on October 3, 2019 at 2:03 pm

                shtick it up, shtick it up, ooh yeah it’s only right now
                shtick it up, shtick it up, ooh yeah
                shtick it up, shtick it up, ooh yeah, come on, come on
                shtick it up, shtick it up, ooh uh

              • CampingInYourPark
                CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 2:10 pm

                mocking your shtick

                Gooollly, ya’ll are crude

            • Michael Bluth
              Michael Bluth on October 3, 2019 at 2:02 pm

              I mean, its like those websites don’t even listen to Conference or read the Ensign. Though that comment seems straight-up well to do Utah ward passive aggressive.

              To each their own, Mojeaux. I look forward to the article.

              • Mojeaux
                Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 2:22 pm

                that comment seems straight-up well to do Utah ward passive aggressive.

                That, and it also hearkens back to our conversation the other night wherein I asserted that the Silent Generation and older Boomers are very narrow-sighted and propriety oriented without regard to and the detriment of a person’s soul.

                Example: One day in GD, old dude tells a story about a young man passing the sacrament who did not cut his hair and did not iron his shirt after being told several times. So he was barred from passing the sacrament. Kid left the church and fell on hard times. “And that’s what he gets for not obeying the Word of God!” Fortunately, I was hardly the only one who went, “Yeah, that’s not exactly the right takeaway there, pal.”

                Last RS, this was also the bent amongst the blue-haired set. Again, fortunately, there were enough of us to go, “Oh, no. Church is a hospital for sinners. Shut up about the clothes and focus on their spiritual and temporal needs.”

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 2:32 pm

                “Oh, no. Church is a hospital for sinners. Shut up about the clothes and focus on their spiritual and temporal needs.”

                Yes. To the extent that the patient wants to be healed. Which is the part of the equation that I see a lot of Christian churches abandoning now, because to teach morals (which is to assign good actions and bad actions) is inherently not ‘welcoming’.

              • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr
                SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr on October 3, 2019 at 2:42 pm

                Which is the part of the equation that I see a lot of Christian churches abandoning now

                I see two extremes. There’s the “anything goes as long as we can count you as somebody we saved this week” type and the “jeans? On a woman? There has to be a verse against that!” type.

                I’m trying to find the best way to sum up my dislike of parts of the modern church, but I’m having a hard time distilling it down. Generally, focusing on emotion over study has been a huge detriment over the past few generations.

              • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
                "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 2:54 pm

                “I’m trying to find the best way to sum up my dislike of parts of the modern church, but I’m having a hard time distilling it down.”

                I really would like to hear your thoughts on that.

                From the Catholic church I can think of two anecdotal examples that highlight both of these extremes. The first was when John Paul II publicly chastised George W. Bush for starting the Iraq War when he visited the Vatican. I remember a lot of churchgoing Catholics upset that the Pope politicized the event. But, that is what John Paul II did. He actually criticized world leaders and he likely was almost assassinated for chastising the Soviet Union. I still don’t understand conservatives who can praise John Paul II for criticizing the Soviet Union, but think that criticizing Bush was too “political”.

                And the other example from the other side has been a lot of ‘Catholic’ institutions basically ignoring any teaching that is not popular within the wider culture. Father Martin is the one most associated with this practice. A lot of things that are popular within the culture are explicitly deemed “sinful” within the catechism, yet I know people who insist that they can be good Catholics while ignoring the catechism, when literally the opposite is true. If you disagree with the specific teachings in the catechism then you are, by definition, not Catholic.

                Both sides think that all sinners should be welcomed, but none of them seem to believe that the sinner needs to change his ways in order to be saved. Thus, none of them are preaching Christianity, but are instead preaching some form of materialistic self therapy.

              • Jarflax
                Jarflax on October 3, 2019 at 2:56 pm

                I’m trying to find the best way to sum up my dislike of parts of the modern church, but I’m having a hard time distilling it down. Generally, focusing on emotion over study has been a huge detriment over the past few generations.

                I think you mean Eons. This is nothing new. It sometimes seems like the ancients were brilliant and wise, but that is just because the writings of the wise are more likely to survive. Aquinas and Aristotle were extreme ouliers in their own time as well. Look at the various crusades against heresy.

              • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr
                SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr on October 3, 2019 at 3:03 pm

                I think you mean Eons.

                This is fair. However, limiting ourselves to post-Gutenberg press times, I’d be hard pressed to find a time when the lay masses were less connected to the thought leaders of Christianity.

              • Michael Bluth
                Michael Bluth on October 3, 2019 at 3:07 pm

                Very true. I think, at least I’m hopeful, we’re moving away from that. I’m typically the only one in my ward without a white shirt, but no one has ever said anything to me, despite being in YM for many years. Again, I think this is much less ingrained in younger generations and in wards that are not so established and insular.

              • Mojeaux
                Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 3:20 pm

                My last ward (stake?) had a prohibition against facial hair on men. Prohibition = looked-down-upon.

                Why, I don’t have a clue, except that that particular stake president and bishop (neither of which I raised my hand to sustain, but neither of which I could reasonably object to) were control freaks and very well off financially (and for those not in the know, “well off financially” generally means virtuous).

    • BakedPenguin
      BakedPenguin on October 3, 2019 at 12:59 pm

      Ooh. I was unaware of that when I posted a certain musical link a couple days ago. I was not trying to be a dick (not that I really ever have to try).

      • Mojeaux
        Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 1:05 pm

        Unaware of what? What video?

        • BakedPenguin
          BakedPenguin on October 3, 2019 at 1:47 pm

          If you didn’t see it, or don’t remember, probably better if I don’t tip over the apple cart.

    • mexican sharpshooter
      mexican sharpshooter on October 3, 2019 at 1:00 pm

      will gore oxen sacred to some Glibs

      …………so?

      • pistoffnick
        pistoffnick on October 3, 2019 at 1:56 pm

        Can we eat the oxen after they are gored?

        *stomach rumbles*

        • Swiss Servator
          Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 2:08 pm

          Sure and certain! We all get two pounds of good oxtail stew, and a pint of Guinness, too.

    • Suthenboy
      Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 2:18 pm

      I would certainly read and comment. I must have missed the chastisement.

      • Mojeaux
        Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 2:25 pm

        Regarding my having prefaced my comment with “Fuck me.”

  20. Heroic Mulatto
    Heroic Mulatto on October 3, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    10000 Jesus Christs VS. 5000 Thomas the Tank Engines

    • WTF
      WTF on October 3, 2019 at 12:48 pm

      That was…fascinating.

      • Bobarian LMD
        Bobarian LMD on October 3, 2019 at 1:52 pm

        10,000 guys without sin casting the first stone.

    • Swiss Servator
      Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 2:13 pm

      Sir Topham Hatt wept.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr
        SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr on October 3, 2019 at 2:23 pm

        Eh, they weren’t that close.

  21. l0b0t
    l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Watched Stalag 17 with the audio commentary track engaged the other day. Very interesting. Almost everyone in the film was in the war and many had been POWs themselves. Neville Brand won a Silver Star for, all on his lonesome, storming a hunting lodge holding a German machine-gun emplacement and killing the dozen or so troops who had kept his platoon pinned down all afternoon.

    • UnCivilServant
      UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:36 pm

      Given the time frame it was made, the percentage of war veterans does not surprise me. The problem is, all I remember about that movie is that it was depressing and in black and white.

      • wdalasio
        wdalasio on October 3, 2019 at 12:46 pm

        My synopsis from memory:

        “POW Entrepreneur is falsely accused of collaboration with the enemy and treated like garbage. Opportunity to escape with a big reward shows up at the camp. POW Entrepreneur proves the community’s ‘fair-haired-boy’ is actually a spy and was going to betray the opportunity to escape. POW Entrepreneur replaces himself for the ‘fair-haired-boy’ in escape plan and tells camp community to bugger off.”

        • l0b0t
          l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 12:50 pm

          That’s pretty much it. From the extra audio, I learned that the POW Entrepreneur, William Holden, was thoroughly unable to maintain sobriety on shoot days and made for an interesting coworker.

          • Bobarian LMD
            Bobarian LMD on October 3, 2019 at 1:56 pm

            Who played Hogan and who played Klink?

    • Chipwooder
      Chipwooder on October 3, 2019 at 1:10 pm

      JJ Sefton is one of the great antiheroes.

      The guy who played Hoffy had been only in goofy comedies before Stalag 17 and said that it was difficult for him to play the character without any sense of humor, as Wilder insisted.

      Holden was apparently very nervous when he had to light the match on Duke’s face, because he knew Neville Brand’s war record and that Brand had a quick temper.

      • l0b0t
        l0b0t on October 3, 2019 at 2:45 pm

        It might be my favorite war movie. Although Mr. Roberts is right up there.

  22. UnCivilServant
    UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    I got a repreive from this damn noise when the construction workers went to lunch. Now it’s back, and it’s almost exactly the worst tone for my stress levels. It just drills into my head and gets worse as worse the longer I hear it.

    • CPRM
      CPRM on October 3, 2019 at 12:58 pm

      I had a high pitched squeal, like electric components sometimes give off, in my kitchen. I moved about listening to determine if it was coming from the fridge, freezer, lights, etc…I couldn’t figure it out and left the room. All day long when I went in there it was there. Later in the day I opened a cabinet drawer to get a tool out, and it stopped. It has not returned since. WTF?

      • UnCivilServant
        UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:05 pm

        There’s a limit to how long I can wear headphones, but they provide the only protection while sitting at my cube.

        I wish the noise-cancelling wasn’t broken on this pair. (Turn it on and it periodically cuts out all sound from the headphones, leaving only the ambient noise, ie repeatedly flipping to the exact opposite of what it’s supposed to do)

      • Sean
        Sean on October 3, 2019 at 1:05 pm

        Poltergeist.

      • UnCivilServant
        UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:05 pm

        And unless the hinge were slowly sliding across itself and sqeaking all the way, I donno. But that should resolve itself much sooner.

      • R C Dean
        R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 1:07 pm

        Later in the day I opened a cabinet drawer to get a tool out, and it stopped. It has not returned since.

        Maybe pull the drawer entirely and see if it was impinging on something?

    • mexican sharpshooter
      mexican sharpshooter on October 3, 2019 at 1:07 pm

      I’m sorry cat calls and laughter irritates you.

      • UnCivilServant
        UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:08 pm

        It’s some piece of machinery that emits a constant tone able to get through the walls and windows at the office. I can’t identify it because a lot of the rest of the noise it makes is properly blocked out by the structure.

        • mexican sharpshooter
          mexican sharpshooter on October 3, 2019 at 1:15 pm

          Has It triggered any other physical responses?

          • UnCivilServant
            UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:18 pm

            Just the sort from irritation and rising stress levels.

            • mexican sharpshooter
              mexican sharpshooter on October 3, 2019 at 1:25 pm

              I assume you have Chloroform on hand?

              • UnCivilServant
                UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:26 pm

                No, only Ether(net)

              • Tundra
                Tundra on October 3, 2019 at 1:27 pm

                I do.

              • mexican sharpshooter
                mexican sharpshooter on October 3, 2019 at 1:35 pm

                Good. Pour some on a cloth of some kind. Put yourself in the recovery position, and apply the cloth to your face.

                Try not to swallow your tongue.

              • UnCivilServant
                UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:40 pm

                It doesn’t do anything.

              • mexican sharpshooter
                mexican sharpshooter on October 3, 2019 at 1:55 pm

                Try drinking it.

              • Not Adahn
                Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 2:57 pm

                He is Irish, after all

  23. CPRM
    CPRM on October 3, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    From posts I’ve seen here it seems not too many of you are fans of the CW’s DC universe, but I love how they give props to former screen versions of characters.

    • Sean
      Sean on October 3, 2019 at 12:56 pm

      I like Legends of tomorrow. That’s about it.

      • Not Adahn
        Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 2:57 pm

        I liked Gotham (not CW, I know).

  24. Stinky Wizzleteats
    Stinky Wizzleteats on October 3, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Richard Jewell movie trailer (Directed by Clint Eastwood):

    https://youtu.be/8tol-REbnKQ

    This might be a good one for us libertarians.

    • R C Dean
      R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 1:06 pm

      Clint is definitely well into his DGAF phase. Will watch.

      • UnCivilServant
        UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:07 pm

        He’s too old and has plenty of fuck you money. He makes movies now for the love of making movies.

    • CPRM
      CPRM on October 3, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      Reminds me I haven’t watched The Mule yet. Anyone seen it?

      • Bob Boberson
        Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 1:32 pm

        I saw it. Worth the watch IMO but it’s no Grand Torino.

        • Tundra
          Tundra on October 3, 2019 at 1:36 pm

          GT is still one of the best movies I’ve seen in recent memory. And it’s 11 years old!

          • Bob Boberson
            Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm

            I will be one sad Boberson the day Clint rides off into the sunset

            • Tundra
              Tundra on October 3, 2019 at 1:42 pm

              Same. They really don’t make ’em like they used to.

              • Swiss Servator
                Swiss Servator on October 3, 2019 at 2:17 pm

      • R C Dean
        R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 1:50 pm

        I liked it.

        • Bobarian LMD
          Bobarian LMD on October 3, 2019 at 2:35 pm

          I liked it, despite Clint, honestly.

          He had claimed that he was going to stay behind the camera after GT because he was getting too old to play his kind of character.

          I thought his screen presence kind of over-shadowed the flawed and weak man that he was playing in The Mule.

          • CampingInYourPark
            CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 2:41 pm

            I thought it was really well done. It’s not easy to make a feeble old man a hero and Clint, unfortunately is now a feeble old man.

    • Bob Boberson
      Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      That looks awesome!!!

      We need more movies like this.

    • Jarflax
      Jarflax on October 3, 2019 at 3:10 pm

      Now do Hatfill.

  25. R C Dean
    R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Delicious.

    Mr. Biden said as vice president he carried out the “official policy” of the U.S. government to root out corruption in Ukraine in tandem with European allies, the International Monetary Fund and “courageous reformers” in Ukraine.

    “It was a fully transparent policy carried out in front of the whole world and fully, fully embraced by the international community of democracies,” Mr. Biden said. “We weren’t pressing Ukraine to get rid of a tough prosecutor, we were pursuing Ukraine to replace a weak prosecutor who wouldn’t do his job.”

    So it was the official policy of the US to withhold aid until the prosecutor investigating one of Hunter Biden’s honeypots was fired. Way to drag Obama into your scandal and failing campaign, Joe. Also, consider:

    “Mr. Shokin attempted to continue the investigations but on or around June or July of 2015, the U.S. Ambassador Geoffrey R. Pyatt told him that the investigation has to be handled with white gloves, which according to Mr. Shokin, that implied do nothing,” the notes from the interview stated. The notes also claimed Shokin was told Biden had held up U.S. aid to Ukraine over the investigation.

    The official story is we wanted him gone because he was going soft on corruption. It looks like the problem was, he wasn’t going soft on the right corruption.

    • CampingInYourPark
      CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 1:28 pm

      “The documents provided by the inspector general included a package of disinformation, debunked conspiracy theories, and baseless allegations in an envelope marked ‘White House’ and containing folders labeled ‘Trump Hotel.’

      Standard Dem reply to any perceived damaging information.

      • CampingInYourPark
        CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 1:40 pm

        The equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and chanting “I can’t hear you. I can’t hear you.”

      • Raston Bot
        Raston Bot on October 3, 2019 at 1:49 pm

        I assume that nobody will have a problem if that IG made the entire packet public. If it’s all just disinformation, then let’s have a good larf.

    • Naptown Bill
      Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 1:41 pm

      Let’s not lose sight of the fact that according to Biden the official policy of the U.S. government was to send the vice president to a sovereign nation ostensibly on friendly terms with us to pressure it to fire a prosecutor. Also, Russian trolls on Facebook represent a coordinated attack on the U.S. government.

    • Drake
      Drake on October 3, 2019 at 1:49 pm

      Like I said this morning – let’s have us a real impeachment trial. One where Trump’s lawyers get to cross-examine witnesses like Joe and Hunter Biden. One where a certain fired Ukrainian Prosecutor testifies, and bring in Obama after Joe tries to throw him under the bus.

      • R C Dean
        R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 1:53 pm

        I’m down with that. And, as with any trial, the defendant should be given wide scope to present a defense. Trump is already saying this Ukraine stuff is just a continuation of the conspiracy to undo his election, so let him call Comey, Brennan, McCabe, Strzok, Page, Powers, Crowdstrike, FusionGPS, Hillary, and Obama.

        The Dems want impeachment? Lets give it to them, good and hard.

        Downside: Roberts (spit) will be presiding over the trial.

        • Scruffy Nerfherder
          Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 2:00 pm

          Pelosi does not want it. She wants to drag the “inquiry” out until the election. Innuendo and disinformation are far more valuable than uncovering the actual truth.

          • Bob Boberson
            Bob Boberson on October 3, 2019 at 2:01 pm

            Election 2018 two: Blue Wave Bugaloo

          • R C Dean
            R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 2:05 pm

            She said they are going to vote by the end of the year. They don’t want this going on during the election as it polls poorly for them.

            Unfortunately for her, she doesn’t have a say in the Senate trial. That can be scheduled whenever and take as long as Cocaine Mitch wants it to take.

            • Scruffy Nerfherder
              Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 2:06 pm

              Then she’s cornered. It’s bad politics for them all around.

              Should be fun.

              • R C Dean
                R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 2:11 pm

                Mitch is signalling obliquely that he will do something to dispose of it quickly. Which I think would be a mistake, but we’ll see.

              • CampingInYourPark
                CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 2:18 pm

                You think the GOP wants anyone clogging up the gravy train? They’re not in such a great position either. They have to defend Trump because of their base, but there’s no way they have clean hands as far as cashing in on political offices is concerned.

              • R C Dean
                R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 2:23 pm

                Best case scenario:

                Dems throw mud at Trump on the Ukraine call.

                Trump throws mud at Dems on Biden’s crony deals with Ukraine and China, and on the conspiracy to overthrow his election.

                Dems throw mud at Repubs on their crony deals.

                Repubs throw mud at Dems on (more of) their crony deals.

                I say, lets get this show on the road! A Capitol Hill orgy of mutual hatred and recrimination, gloves off, no holds barred, as both sides of the Uniparty desperately fight for survival, would be just perfect.

        • Drake
          Drake on October 3, 2019 at 2:01 pm

          Upside: They won’t be passing gun control or anything else while this circus is in town.

          • Not Adahn
            Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 3:01 pm

            There’s gridlock, then there’s The Great Molasses Flood of 1919.

  26. UnCivilServant
    UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    What was the term for the overly elaborate helms worn by some knights of the Teutonic order?

    • kinnath
      kinnath on October 3, 2019 at 1:29 pm

      http://www.medievalwarfare.info/armour.htm

      See the drawing at the bottom of the page.

      • kinnath
        kinnath on October 3, 2019 at 1:51 pm

        From the caption at the top of the page:

        Great helm, Heaume, Topfhelm, 14th century. Iron. Germanisches Nationalmuseum, Nuremberg

        So three names for the same type of helmet common in the crusades.

        • UnCivilServant
          UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:54 pm

          But that wasn’t the one I’m trying to remember.

          Curse my monolinguistic brain.

          • kinnath
            kinnath on October 3, 2019 at 2:04 pm

            There weren’t any other helmet styles common at that time.

            Much earlier, you have spangenhelm.

          • Mojeaux
            Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 2:06 pm

            Do you mean the ones that flare out from the forehead and chin to form a point at about nose level?

          • Jarflax
            Jarflax on October 3, 2019 at 3:15 pm

            Barbute?

    • Raston Bot
      Raston Bot on October 3, 2019 at 1:30 pm

      crest?

      • UnCivilServant
        UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:32 pm

        No, it was some german word I’m pretty sure ended in -helm.

        • Raston Bot
          Raston Bot on October 3, 2019 at 1:44 pm

          ghey-helm

          h/t to chipsnsalsa

        • Tundra
          Tundra on October 3, 2019 at 1:48 pm

          Levon Helm is my preferred helm.

        • J. Frank Parnell
          J. Frank Parnell on October 3, 2019 at 2:27 pm

          Grosserarschfickenhelm

    • ChipsnSalsa
      ChipsnSalsa on October 3, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      ghey

    • Ted S.
      Ted S. on October 3, 2019 at 3:00 pm

      Not one of these?

  27. ChipsnSalsa
    ChipsnSalsa on October 3, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    At work I have spent weeks developing an online tool for our salesman to configure some of our “standard” products. It rarely gets used as they like to submit papers and get Purchase Orders, not necessarily get a full understanding of what the customer wants. This tool will make a 3D model and drawing that can be in the customer’s hands within 15 minutes.

    This morning I spend an hour and half to make a video (using our 3d model software) showing the removal of non-split mechanical seal that would normally be trapped between our vessel and a gearmotor.

    “This is the probably the coolest thing I have ever seen us do!!!” says the salesman.

    sigh.

    You just never know what will click with people sometimes.

    • UnCivilServant
      UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      You just never know what will click with people sometimes.

      If you ever figure out a way to predict that, let us know.

  28. Tundra
    Tundra on October 3, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    I needed this today, BP!

    ‘Generic androgynous trans activist’ cracked me up.

    Great job!

  29. Sean
    Sean on October 3, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    https://www.bbc.com/news/49921145

    Paris police attack: Four killed by knife-wielding employee

    Ban police!

    • CPRM
      CPRM on October 3, 2019 at 1:51 pm

      The attack came a day after police went on strike across France over increasing violence towards officers.

      What is this, Detroit Delta City?

      • UnCivilServant
        UnCivilServant on October 3, 2019 at 1:53 pm

        Time for Robofrog?

    • Urthona
      Urthona on October 3, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      So a dude with a ceramic knife managed to kill 4 in a police station?

    • R C Dean
      R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 2:14 pm

      According to the interior minister, he was a 45-year-old IT specialist who had worked for the Paris police force for 16 years.

      Officials said he had been working in the force’s intelligence division.

      Mr Castaner said there had been no warning signs about the attacker, adding: “On the face of it, he looked a model employee.”

      No red flags, at least not that the constabulary noticed.

      The attacker, who has not been named, was shot dead by police.

      Hmm. He’s dead, they know his name, so why not release it?

      • Raston Bot
        Raston Bot on October 3, 2019 at 2:45 pm

        can i take a guess?

      • Not Adahn
        Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 3:04 pm

        he had been working in the force’s intelligence division.

        … there had been no warning signs about the attacker

        Huh, I wonder why their intelligence division… oh.

  30. Gadfly
    Gadfly on October 3, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    This was a great one; two A+ ideas rolled into one comic. Climate “transition” and “won’t someone think of the children (soldiers)” both made me laugh. Now I’m imagining a parody of one of those humanitarian commercials: “For only $0.25 a day you can provide a child with an AK and all the bullets he’ll need”.

    Also, if “Climate Strange” is not already an adult film it should be. That’s a great name.

    • BakedPenguin
      BakedPenguin on October 3, 2019 at 1:55 pm

      Thanks, Gadfly (and everyone else). Also, if you have Sally Struthers’ agent’s number, let me know.

  31. Drake
    Drake on October 3, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Pretty funny. Corrupt Congressional Dems Ask Trump State Dept for Ukrainian Docs – Get Crooked Hillary and Biden Docs Instead!

    Our Federal government is now just assholes who fuck with each other constantly.

    • CampingInYourPark
      CampingInYourPark on October 3, 2019 at 2:01 pm

      Good. Less time to fuck with me.

    • R C Dean
      R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 2:02 pm

      Buried lede:

      This was after Democrats in the House violated fundamental principles, contacted State Department officials directly and told them NOT to contact legal counsel.

      Anti-Trump whistleblower gets told by House Dems to hire a DNC operative lawyer before filing anonymous complaint.

      Witnesses to be put under oath in Trump impeachment told not to hire lawyers.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder
        Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 2:05 pm

        There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen
        Dr. Fronkensteen on October 3, 2019 at 2:21 pm

        At that point I’m answering every question, “I refuse to answer that question without legal counsel.”

        • R C Dean
          R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 2:24 pm

          At that point I’m answering every question, “At your request, I did not engage legal counsel. I refuse to answer that question without legal counsel.”

          • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr
            SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr on October 3, 2019 at 2:27 pm

            “what interview? We have no record of you ever being interviewed under oath”

      • R C Dean
        R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 2:34 pm

        If somebody in the government called me, said they would want information from me, might call me as a witness and, oh, by the way, don’t talk to a lawyer, my first question would be “Why not?”. My second question would be “I’m a lawyer. Sometimes I talk to myself. Does that count?”

        As soon as we got off the phone, my next call would be to a lawyer.

        • Suthenboy
          Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 2:50 pm

          No shit. Telling a potential adversary not to hire a lawyer is the surest sign they need a lawyer.

          I think I would just laugh and tell them to direct all future communications to my lawyer.

          • RBS
            RBS on October 3, 2019 at 2:58 pm

            You may or may not be surprised at how many people out there will not hire a lawyer until they talk to their lawyer friend who then sighs and tells them to get a lawyer immediately.

            • Suthenboy
              Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 5:05 pm

              The latter.

      • Raston Bot
        Raston Bot on October 3, 2019 at 2:53 pm

        by “legal counsel” i believe they’re referring to State Department’s Office of Legal Counsel and not their own personal representative.

        this sounds like the Dems went fishing for leakers.

        • Scruffy Nerfherder
          Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 2:53 pm

          That’s how I took it. They’re stepping all over separation of powers.

      • The Hyperbole
        The Hyperbole on October 3, 2019 at 2:59 pm

        The Media has done a good job squashing this, I can’t find anything on it expect the one clip of Pompeo saying someone reported that it’s happened. Has anyone come out and said they were told not to talk to lawyers?

        • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
          "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 3:07 pm

          https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pompeo-accuses-house-democrats-of-trying-to-intimidate-bully-state-dept-officials/ar-AAI7oBJ

          Pompeo made the accusation, which isn’t saying much. But, to be fair, at this juncture politicians are no less truthful than the corporate press. No way to determine who is telling the truth, unless we pretend like the corporate press hasn’t been wrong on everything from Kavanaugh, to Covington, to Russia Fever Dreams, etc

    • Suthenboy
      Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 2:48 pm

      “Our Federal government is now just assholes who fuck with each other constantly.”

      So, it took enough time to get around to it but the founder’s vision is finally working.

    • leon
      leon on October 3, 2019 at 2:56 pm

      Geeze. Does Guliani have something in his throat? He’s trying to talk smack and it’s awful he cant get a coherent thought out.

      • Not Adahn
        Not Adahn on October 3, 2019 at 3:06 pm

        Too much WTC dust.

  32. Chipwooder
    Chipwooder on October 3, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    womp wommmmmmp

    • R C Dean
      R C Dean on October 3, 2019 at 2:32 pm

      Who?

      • Naptown Bill
        Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 2:54 pm

        Some broad who apparently tried to monetize her TDS by shitting all over her parents in a book.

        • Chipwooder
          Chipwooder on October 3, 2019 at 2:59 pm

          I believe she was also the one who wrote about the joys of anal in Teen Vogue.

          Most recently, she was the subject of a suprisingly nasty profile in (I think) HuffPo that noted the students in her journalism class (no, really, NYU paid this cretin to teach a class) thought she was wildly incompetent and that the class was a total waste of their time.

          • Bobarian LMD
            Bobarian LMD on October 3, 2019 at 3:42 pm

            total waste of their time.

            To be fair, it was a journalism class, what did they expect?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder
      Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      “Throughout, she also draws on her own story as a young woman catapulted to the front lines of the political conversation (all while figuring out how to deal with her Trump-supporting parents).”

      Let me guess, she offers the advice of Pavilk Morozov

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
        "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 2:35 pm

        “His story, dated to 1932, is that of a 13-year-old boy who denounced his father to the authorities and was in turn killed by his family.”

        His parents did nothing wrong

        • Scruffy Nerfherder
          Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 2:41 pm

          I think it’s easy for people now to be horrified at the actions of the family, but at that time Pavlik was jeopardizing everyone. It was purely a question of survival for the rest of them. Assuming the story is true.

          • Naptown Bill
            Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 2:53 pm

            The article says that the latest version is that the village wasn’t complying with the Soviet government and was already on the hotseat, and the kid was a frequent snitch who ratted his own father out after he ran off with another woman. Allegedly, according to that story, the family didn’t kill him, however; other kids killed him during an argument.

            I hate to speak ill of the dead, but wee Pavilk might have been a bit of a cunte.

            • Scruffy Nerfherder
              Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 2:55 pm

              I’d love for someone to ask Thunberg for her opinions on Pavlik.

          • Mojeaux
            Mojeaux on October 3, 2019 at 3:21 pm

            “IT WASN’T A CHICKEN!!!”

        • Jarflax
          Jarflax on October 3, 2019 at 3:19 pm

          His parents did nothing wrong

          Well, they did something wrong, but later they fixed the problem so no foul.

      • Naptown Bill
        Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 2:49 pm

        It’s wild how many versions of that story seem to exist, both in the sense that historians disagree wildly about what happened except that the official story is Soviet propaganda and didn’t happen, and in the sense that the Nazis had their own child martyr in the same year.

      • grrizzly
        grrizzly on October 3, 2019 at 2:56 pm

        Kelly believes there is no evidence that the family was involved in the murder of the boy, and that it was probably the work of other teenagers with whom Pavlik had a squabble over a gun.

        In other words, he was a victim of gun violence.

        • Naptown Bill
          Naptown Bill on October 3, 2019 at 3:02 pm

          Maybe that’s the 1930s Russian peasant version of “a hunting accident”.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"
      "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist" on October 3, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      Wasn’t she the feminist that ENB idolized or was that another knucklehead?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder
        Scruffy Nerfherder on October 3, 2019 at 2:38 pm

        There’s so many…. De Luca, Valenti, Filipovic…

        • Chipwooder
          Chipwooder on October 3, 2019 at 2:54 pm

          Filipovic is the one about whom ENB wrote a joyous post celebrating her hiring by Cosmo (or some other chick mag). It was an early indication that ENB was Weigel in drag.

    • Suthenboy
      Suthenboy on October 3, 2019 at 2:51 pm

      First two words and I quit reading.

  33. DEG
    DEG on October 3, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    “We need to support the climate during its transition”

    Beautiful.

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