Two Laker Legends

NBA fans are grieving today over the death of Kobe Bryant, one of his daughters, and several other people on a helicopter that should have never taken off. It’s a rare situation when an athlete or former athlete is so young when he/she dies in tragic fashion.  Kobe joins the sad ranks of Roberto Clemente, Thurman Munson and others in that category.  RIP, Black Mamba. I was never your biggest fan, but I know you’re missed by much of the sports world and its fans today (obviously not including that WaPo writer and a bunch of third-wave feminists).

Djoker cruising Down Under

Down Under, Djoker, Thiem, and Federer moved on on the men’s side of the Aussie Open. Medvedev was bounced.  And on the women’s side, Halep, Barty, and Kvitova are heading to the quarterfinals.  This is when it gets interesting, so I’ll be posting more about it. And across the pond, Liverpool choked away a 2-goal lead to draw with a third-tier side in the FA Cup to force a replay.  And ManUre and City thumped their weaker opponents.  Oh well, more experience for the Reds’ B-side.

The young genius

Musical genius Mozart was born on this day.  Was he better than Beethoven?  I think he was, but some would disagree. He shares it with trippy English writer Lewis Carroll, labor union goon Samuel Gompers, iceberg-rammer Edward Smith, mustache aficionado Wilhelm II, lovely actress Donna Reed, physicist Samuel C.C. Ting, dancer/actor Mikhail Baryshnikov, Thin Lizzy’s Brian Downey, football player Billy “White Shoes” Johnson, Chief Justice John Roberts, comedian Patton Oswalt, and hockey player Patrice Briesbois.

OK< on to…the links!

Adam Schiff apparently doesn’t know what a threat is. But the NYT, WaPo, et cetera, are reporting his fragile feelings as fact.  Man, he sure is a pussy.

A comedian tells an unruly fan to STFU. But some fans are more equal than others.

“Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.”

This GoFundMe will be interesting to track. Not sure he’s gonna hit his goal on this one.

As deaths numbers for the coronavirus rise, officials call a meeting. I wonder if the caterers are gonna be serving anything still alive.

Something, something, poke a bear. I just hope our response includes a lot of bag-packing. On that side of the world rather than this side.

This is some weird shit right here. Man, some people’s kinks are hard to wrap your head around.

Never argue with a woman behind the wheel. Come on, man. This is basic stuff.

Here you go. Enjoy.

Go have a great day, dear friends.