Shakira and some dude dressed up like a condom

That was a fun game to watch. But man, did the 49ers ever shit the bed in the last 7 minutes. It was inexplicable.  There were some quality commercials as well. All in all it was an enjoyable evening. Congrats to the Chiefs, from America…well, not all of America, but most of America.

In other sports, Djokovic had to grind out a five set championship match with Dominic Thiem to get his 17th major.  I think he’ll catch Federer now. And in soccer, a dreadful Arsenal team drew with Burnley and Spuds thumped Man City 2-0 after the latter went a man down.  The separation between Liverpool and Man City is the largest distance from 1 to 2 as there’s ever been in the EPL’s history. They may lock the title up in March now.

Not so pretty now.

Ferdinand Magellan was born on this day. He shares it with the first woman to get a medical degree in the US Elizabeth Blackwell, notorious gangster Pretty Boy Floyd, trampoline inventor George Nissen, rat pack member Joey Bishop, Minnesota Viking legend Fran Tarkenton, Miami’s Bob Griese, The Kinks’s Ray Davies, (my wife) Morgan Fairchild, and self-made billionaire (Theranos) Elizabeth Holmes.

And now…the links!

UC Berkeley gets a little unwoke. Can cancel culture cancel itself? How is this gonna work?

Get back in your PJs, whistleblower.

The impeachment trial is all over but the crying. And I expect there to be a metric shitload of that going on for the next 8 months. Or longer.

Shouldn’t these people be counted where they live? I always assumed they got counted in their parents’ home number. I know that’s how I plan on counting my daughter.

The UK might want to think about having terrorists serve their entire sentence. This is the second one they let out early that immediately got stabby.  And from what I’ve seen, they knew he would get stabby, so they were actually following him around.  And they even failed at that.

Accused rapist Harvey Weinstein and friend

Thank God these brave officers were able to stop this. I mean, if prisoners are gonna have contraband, there damn sure better be a corrections officer smuggling it in and profiting from it, right?

Note to Adam Schiff and company: This is how trials are supposed to work.

Here you go.

Now go have a wonderful day.