Wesson not committing a foul for a change.

Ohio State topped Illinois last night in a hell of an interesting game of runs. Michigan righted their ship after a shaky few games. Houston lost, surprisingly. And San Diego State keeps racking wins against their woeful conference. ManUre rounded out the FA Cup round of 16 winners. Thankfully we can get back to league play now. And on the ice, your winners werePittsburgh, Tampa, Boston, NYR, Philly, Ottawa, Nashville, Chicago, LA, and the MINNESOOOODA WIIIIIILD!!!!!!! I’ll do a playoff update on Monday since we’re coming down to the wire. If I remember, that is.

Meathead

The artist Michelangelo was born on this day.  The artistic genius shares it with some old German banker named Jacob Fugger, Polish military genius Casimir Pulaski, early bluesman Furry Lewis, hurler Lefty Grove, comedic actor Lou Costello, economist Alan Greenspan, novelist Gabriel Garcia Marquez, first woman in space Valentina Tereshkova, singer David Gilmour, meathead actor Rob Reiner, cocaine aficionado Tom Arnold, Shaq (Diesel) O’Neal, and rapper Tyler The Creator.

OK, let’s get to…the links!

Careful, she’s loaded!

I wonder if someone smuggled it in their snizz. You know who I’m talking about.

The coronavirus is now in 80 countries. Officially, that is. Now, if we could just figure out what the actual number of people who were infected is…which is impossible, since a shitload of people never reported it and simply got better.

Let’s check in on Afghanistan…yeah, the peace deal is working out about as I expected. Still doesn’t matter, get our troops back home. We’re wasting blood and treasure there.

Please get those guys OUT OF THAT SHITHOLE!

When it comes to unions paying for Chicago political campaigns, where there’s a will, there’s a way. I wonder if the same dipshits who constantly decry Citizens United see a problem here? I don’t. But I’m not a hypocrite.

Good. I hope they make him stand trial and his remaining days are miserable. Your opinion may differ, but I still believe in justice, even if it comes six decades later than it should.

Look at these big, tough guys. What a bunch of pricks. Pricks whose union will make sure they all get awards for bravery.

Raises? These people want raises? They should be more worried about lawyering up as the feds descend on the entire corrupt enterprise.

Here you go. And another. And a third one! Hope you enjoy. I know I will.

Now have a solid Friday and an even better weekend. And wash your filthy hands.