Not this year.

Unlike my wife, I know when Monday actually is. And unlike TTUN, Ohio State knows when big games are being played. LOL, the crying last night was so wonderful. Also, Wisconsin topped Minnesoda, and a slew of ranked teams went down over the weekend.  This is truly a chaotic NCAA basketball season. Across the pond, Man City did a bunch of mid-table teams a solid and won the League Cup, which puts an extra team in Europe.  Liverpool got throttled by a bottom-feeder for their first loss of the season. (Expect a few more, fellow Pool fans. They haven’t played well since the winter break.) Everton got bitten by the VAR bug and it cost them 2 points. Wolves beat Spurs as the Mourinho era keeps limping along. And the bottom of the table had an all-around good week which makes things a little more interesting coming down the stretch.  It’s now a 6-team relegation battle.

Legends

The late, great Sam Houston was born on this day. He shares it with long-lasting Pope Pius XII, children’s writer (and wartime propagandist) Theodor Geisel, baseball legend Mel Ott, hot-blooded-Cuban stereotype Desi Arnaz, actress Jennifer Jones, Canadian hockey legend Bill Quackenbush, wall-tearer-downer Mikhail Gorbachev, Heisman winner Howard “Hopalong” Cassady, cartoon character Porky Pig, ageless musician Lou Reed, AC/DC’s Mark Evans, New Jerseyan Jon Bon Jovi, actor Daniel Craig, football’s Ben Rapelesberger, and another Heisman winner Reggie Bush.

Not bad. But we have to get on with…the links!

The second US coronavirus death happened in Washington state. And fears mount over the pandemic.

Pete looking at his latest polling.

Buttigieg out. He never really had a chance, but I wanted him to stay in to sow chaos.

I know this will matter to someone. But it won’t to me, because east coast wasn’t shit compared to west coast anyway. Not during that era. (And Def Jam sucked as a label after the Beastie Boys went to Capitol Records.)

Some nutjob has taken dozens of hostages in the Philippines. Maybe they need to loosen their gun laws so one of those being held could shoot the asshole.

I assume all of y’all have seen this shooting. Looks like the FBI are gonna take a look as well. Hopefully they do something, but I won’t hold my breath.

Not everybody can be bought, Mini Mike.

Bloomberg makes his first visit to Selma, AL. I’m gonna guess this wasn’t the reception he was planning on.

Chris Matthews is getting some additional scrutiny. Funny how these accusations started right after he slammed Bernie.  I wonder if he felt that way when the same shit happened to Bret Kavanaugh or Clarence Thomas.

Looks like China is aboard with the US-Taliban deal. Probably so they can fill the vacuum we leave behind. But that’s fine with me. Let them deal with that shithole. Just bring our soldiers back home as soon as possible.

****LATE ADDITION**** This absolute retardation from Hollywood couldn’t be ignored.

This is what the world needs now. Enjoy.

Get out there and get the week off to a great start, friends!