Coming soon to all of European soccer

Leicester have solidified their position in the top 4, Serie A have called off all games due to the Coronavirus, the UCL matches are going on as scheduled, many in empty stadia, and that’s abut it for soccer.  Gonzaga held off USF to hang on to a #1 seed for now. They’ll lose it if they can’t beat St Mary’s tonight.  And more teams punched their ticket to the NCAA tournament.

The Sharks may be forced to play in an empty arena. And your winners last night were Buffalo, Winnipeg, Florida, Vegas and LA. Also, locker rooms won’t allow reporters, which should have been done years before the Wuhan virus got everybody into a massive panic.

Legends

King Ferdinand II was born on his day. He shares it with racist asshole James Earl Ray, corrupt soccer admin Sepp Blatter, acting legend Chuck Norris, 1st Canadian female PM Kim Campbell, religious scholar (according to the NYT) and giant fucking asshole Osama bin Laden, motorcycle enthusiast and football coach Bobby Petrino, inbred Prince Andrew, actor Jon Hamm, pop musician Robin Thicke, actress Olivia Wilde, and new country singer Carrie Underwood.

Right, now…the links!

The volatility of the market continues apace. It’s almost as if it’s reacting irrationally to every little piece of news. And it’s almost as if the players involved know this. So let’s see how it all plays out: will the media deliberately force it lower with incessant fear-mongering or will Trump deliberately push it higher with incessant money-pumping? (Although I’m always happy when taxes are cut, so this one is good. I do fear, however, a lot of bailouts are coming, which is bad.)

More of this, please!

I’m keeping my fingers crossed that this will continue. I wish it would speed up, actually. But I’m still happy to see progress.

Remember this the next time a union school teacher tells you they care about kids first. Because I guess they can’t negotiate while still doing their job. Hopefully this backfires and the school district fires them all and hires replacements.

That’s it, everybody. Start heading to Savannah. Or just stay home and get drunk in your local bar. Which would make that just a normal day in Southie, wouldn’t it?

The Chicago way. What’s the total taxpayers have been fleeced for at now, I wonder?

Come on, dude, and release it!

Man, somebody really wants this movie to never see the light of day. I wonder why?

But at least she didn’t use a gun! So that will make progressives happy.

This will be the first of many such local stories. Well, local in the sense that I live there. I’m still stuck in boring Kansas for a few more days.

This should be the Wuhan virus theme song! Just kidding, but it does rock.

Now go have a great day, friends!