I think all the time-traveling the Hat & Hair did to save The Donald is really stating to pull our local reality apart at the seams. Just what in the hell is going on? Everything! Although, I did take my boys to the zoo on Saturday and it was surprisingly normal, except they made us wear masks in the one air-conditioned exhibit. Lots of great pictures, and some credit from Momma for giving her a day to herself. Now that “school” is over, I feel like I inhabit this little bubble of 2019 that has somehow stuck around despite the craziness of 2020. I guess being normal is weird now, so why not Florida?
Hong Kong police would love to let people memorialize Tienanmen Square, but the COVID….
Ebola? Come the fuck on, 2020
Never Trumper engages in public masturbation, no charges filed.
At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an elephant serial killer.