This goal was a cracker.

Liverpool smacked the shit out of Crystal Palace. Everton managed a win. So did ManUre. And Wolves moved into Europa League range. The PGA is becoming more cautious about their return to play. And that’s about it for sports.

More accurate than Nostradamus

The (unfortunately) accurate George Orwell was born on this day. He shares it with NBA great Willis Reed, singer Carly Simon, actor/comedian Jimmy Walker, guitarist Ian McDonald, foodie who killed himself Anthony Bourdain, social commenter and actor Ricky Gervais, Wham!’s George Michael, groundbreaking basketball player Dikembe Mutombo, pitcher Aaron Sele, infielder CarlosDelgado, and actress Busy Phillips.

Not the best list, that’s for sure. Top-heavy. Anyway, on to…the links!

“You mean I’m gonna stay this color?”

We’ve solved racism! Oh wait, never mind. We’ve just pandered a bit more.

Wait, that’s the reason you rescinded the exception? It’s not, you know, because it violates the equal protection clause and civil rights act? Because it very much did both, you racist.

“When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come?”

Brits are getting sick of shit as well. Well, sick of something. I wish they’d list what the reason for the “street party” on a Wednesday night was.

“Ask and ye shall receive.” Oh, you didn’t want this? Well, then maybe you should have thought of the consequences before you made such extreme demands, dumbasses.

Well it’s about freaking time! Let me guess: they’ll be painted as intolerant racists by the mayor and ignored by the governor. Because neither of those two dumbasses care at all about individual liberty or property rights.

Free this man, you idiots.

Dear Trump and Barr, go fuck yourselves. That’s the nicest way I can put this.

Of course they did. Expecting the city who allows their cops to get away with murder on the regular to remove cops from schools is a bridge too far. Somehow, I bet the voters keep putting the same idiots in charge though. They’ve done it for more than 80 years, after all.

You know what? I actually believe her. This wasn’t about grandstanding. This is because at her core, she’s a mean-spirited sociopath who loves seeing people get thrown in jail and abused by cops. Half of her political record is based on doing so.

That’s fine. We just won’t visit your states where the death rate is ::checks notes:: 20 times that of ours. Besides, we should leave you alone to bury all the people you stuck in nursing homes. Fuck you, Cuomo.

A theme for Gen X. Probably. Maybe. Either way, a great song, so enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!