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Report of 14 JUL 20 – Subject, SWISS SMITH test

Experimental serum administered by Mad Scientist and OMWC to lab mouse subject “RAPERNON” has caused increase in aggressiveness. And rape. RAPERNON has raped everything in its cage – food dish, water bottle, exercise wheel. Attempted to rape lab assistants hand when fresh wood shavings were placed in cage. We have reason to believe same will occur with subject SWISS SMITH.

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“Dayum…look at him go.” Mad Scientist was shaking his head admiringly.

“Looks like this is stronger than we thought” OMWC muttered as he looked down at a vial of serum.

Muffled crunching sounded from the cell area. A faint whiff of ozone was in the air.

“We tried giving him things to comfort him – imagine raping the fondue and eating the fondue pot?!”

“Compared to what he did to the raclette and that poor kirschwasser bottle…”

“SWISS SMITH BORED. NEED MORE DO. BY DO, MEAN RAPE!”

“Maybe we overdid this a bit?”

“All in the name of Science, my dear OMWC.”

“At least he did the links before this last…outburst”

  1. THIS NOT CREEPY AT ALL. EXPECT IT GET MORE SNEER FUNCTION AND BE AT DRIVER’S LICENSE FACILITY SOON!
  2. YOU THINK SERVER SQUIRREL BAD??
  3. TOO LATE! SPACE SMITH ALREADY VISIT EARTH! BY VISIT, MEAN…

[to be continued]