The Cryptids were getting restless, so rather than risk any...uh, work action, we have given them tonight's column. Enjoy the wisdom of their advice! ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. YOU HAVE PLEASED ZARDOZ BY SNARKING AT THE BRUTLS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH....
You don’t go looking for content. Content finds you.
Holiday season is upon us. In lieu of your regular scheduled broadcast, pretend this is a recap with all of your favorite links of the year.
The turkey and pie are still impacting productivity in Glib HQ, forgive the Open Post. Enjoy the riots for spyware televisions.
We here at Glibs HQ hope you are all having a happy Thanksgiving. In lieu of afternoon links you get an open post. GlibFlick will run tonight, at the usual GlibTime, and GlibChannel. R.J. is showing Kentucky Fried Movie tonight, and even as we speak he's hard at work...
It's the holidays, people are already thinking of turkey and pie. Here's an open post to distract you for now.
While we have a couple of posts sitting in our pending queue, the vast majority are part of ongoing series. We are very thankful to have so many people contributing to scheduled slots, as it makes our job much easier. But we are once again very short on non-long form...
Appears there were some technical difficulties this morning, we blame squirrels, tinfoil in the lines, sunspots, and the FCC having questions about us. But there is one important thing to realize - the Browns, Chiefs, Cowboys, Bears, and Ravens all have the same...
Life continues to happen for people, and some things get missed on occasion. This is one of those things. Enjoy the open post, and consider this yet another request for more fuel for the fire. If you've ever asked, "Would anyone be interested in a piece on [obscure...
Opening Soon. Like, right now.
TBD *slap*
SugarFree is... otherwise engaged right now... so we present an open post for your commenting pleasure.
The squirrels are still being wrangled back on the wheels, the marihuana is being shoveled into the boiler, and we're trying to... sedate... STEVE SMITH. DOOM!
Sear it and Beer to the rescue!
We’re sorry, Sugarfree can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave your name….Okay which one of you assholes is this?
Unfortunately, you'll all have to be somewhat stoic today as we wish ron73440 a speedy recovery from his cough. An open post for your commenting and time wasting pleasure.
We don’t always see these things coming but well… Open post. Need something to discuss? Here ya go: https://youtube.com/shorts/-6773LZGrI4?si=LvIH6xg-ayZz27U6
Unfortunately, things have conspired to prevent Sugarfree from releasing his latest dispatch. We are hoping to send STEVE SMITH in to clear out the blocker. Enjoy the brief reprieve.
Okay, I fucked up. Here's a couple of links to make up for it. Let the panic begin. Yes, although I'm on the fence, I've taken it in the shorts the last couple of months. Speaking of taking it in the shorts. Of course they were already in prison. That's what they said...
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE CHOSEN ONE KNOWN AS "SUGARFREE" HAS THINGS TO ATTEND TO. THUS, IT FALLS UPON ZARDOZ AND HIS COMPANION, STEVE SMITH, TO FILL IN. THEREFORE, RECEIVE THE ADVICE OF THE CRYPTIDS! FIRST, THE BRUTAL KNOW AS "DEAR ABBY" IS PROVEN...
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It’s an open post, what kind of a summary do you need?
Well, someone’s.
A rant.
