Soon? I hope so.

The end (of the week) is nigh! Thank God. Now a long weekend and then the kids will all be back in actual school come Tuesday.  I hope y’all are as excited as I am. The US Open is pretty much going according to plan. There may be Big Ten football this fall after all, and that has Dabo a little perturbed. I think the Kentucky Derby is this weekend. And that’s about it for sports.

Why you looking surprised, you creepy fuck?

Big birthdays today are British carmaker William Lyons, American car exec Henry Ford II, TV’s Paul Harvey, actor Dick York, economist Clive Granger, baseball player Ken Harrelson, golfer Raymond Floyd, legendary golfer Tom Watson, drummer Martin Chambers, underrated actor Damon Wayans, Nobel winner Shinya Yamanaka, sex offender (D-NY) Anthony Weiner, catcher Mike Piazza, infielder Luis Lopez, actress Ione Skye, and musician Beyonce Knowles.

There you have it. Now on to…the links!

This won’t fuel any conspiracy theories, I’m sure. Oh wait, it already has. A shitload of them.

Adios, dickhead.

“Ahead of Election Day”. Yeah, that has to be it. It couldn’t be to speed up the process in order to save lives, right? Or maybe because the FDA approval process is unduly time-consuming and arduous. Nah, it has to be because of Election Day. I suppose if he said he wanted it approved for use by Dec 1, CNN would say he wanted Americans, especially black, brown, and female ones, to die ahead of the election because they will overwhelmingly vote against him. Or something equally retarded.

Trump denies unsourced claim made against him. At least that’s how I read this.  Look, Trump is a loudmouth. But there’s no reason in the world who anybody who actually witnessed him saying this couldn’t put their name on the claim. They stand to lose absolutely nothing and to gain everything by standing up for the troops. That’s why the whole thing stinks like last week’s garbage to me.

This is just what a dictator would do! Oh wait, it’s the opposite. Well, the reaction is the opposite. The actual killing of the guy is what a theocratic shithole would do. But I doubt our media will cover it. Unless they get some quotes from the austere scholars running the country that’s about to kill a guy for protesting.

Get a load of this scumbag. Also, a million bucks is a hell of a lot of money. But why is he being accused of stealing government funds? Weren’t they his victim’s funds?

No ballot access for you!

The Democrats continue in their efforts to exclude a black man’s name from the ballot. You’d almost call this silencing black voices. I mean, if you were objective, you would.

The Chicago way. And no, this isn’t a Connery line. It’s the real Chicago way…where cops do whatever the fuck they want and taxpayers foot the bill while the officer simply goes back to work.  And the one-party rule in the city seems to be fine with it…seeing as they haven’t done a fucking thing to correct it since I’ve been following shit like this (and they’ve paid out nearly a billion dollars in excessive force/wrongful death suits over the last 13 years).

Pelosi is doubling down again. This time her stylist is coming out in her defense. Apparently it’s not selling, as even Don Lemon is giving her shit for it. LOL, what a maroon.

Alternate headline: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy this one. Yeah, his catalog is limited, but this is still a fun song.

Now get out there and have a nice Friday and a great holiday weekend.