While Sloopy and Banjos are off creating more girl-child terrors, I’m left holding the bag. And as you can see from the pic, SP has gently explained to me why it’s MY turn to fill in the blanks. So here I am.

And indeed, these could could be the first words of people born on this day, including the subject of one of my favorite poems; the ancestor of Pearson; a rather fringe character; the Yin to Lucas’s Yang; Spudalicious’s spirit animal; a hero of mine who died before I could see him in action; a vastly overlooked guitarist, and the recent subject of Old Guy Music; Larry David’s alter ego; and a pioneer of combining music with activism, thus making shitty music and moronic activism.

All that said, let’s look at the news.

 

First, a bonus for you. I was texted by the Biden campaign to work the phones. After some back and forth for me to determine what I could get out of this, I got a copy of the script. Not a joke. It’s pretty clear what the goal is here– not persuasion, but getting people already on your side to participate. You know, like a pyramid scheme.

 

Team Red- the party of limited government. smdh

 

I used to get dragged here once a year during my last marriage. I do not miss my last marriage, and I won’t miss this place.

 

This, right here, is EVERYTHING that’s wrong with American Judaism, and why you won’t catch me near a shul. I think that since lightning didn’t come down and kill both of these assholes, this is sufficient evidence for the hypothesis of the non-existence of Yahweh.

 

Best possible timeline? Uh, maybe.

 

“We’re ready to shut down your businesses!”

 

Old Guy Music is a birthday boy playing a familiar one, and of course in ways no-one else ever could. What makes this hypnotic is the animation.