Don’t ever try and outdo America.


Sure, fancy themes, bullet points, esoteric birthday references. Slick gimmicks all to get you to read the links. I mean yeah, they sometimes put in a couple of hours to make things look good for you guys. I however, rest comfortably in my underachievement.


Like they’ll stick to this. Is it November yet?


Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.


They need to find a new schtick.


Ford refused to be outdone. This is their exploding model.


Warty Hugeman hardest hit.


Kiss that monarchy goodbye.


And in honor of the Yugo, the AMC Pacer, and the Ford Pinto, this seemed appropriate.