Sure, fancy themes, bullet points, esoteric birthday references. Slick gimmicks all to get you to read the links. I mean yeah, they sometimes put in a couple of hours to make things look good for you guys. I however, rest comfortably in my underachievement.
Like they’ll stick to this. Is it November yet?
They need to find a new schtick.
Kiss that monarchy goodbye.
And in honor of the Yugo, the AMC Pacer, and the Ford Pinto, this seemed appropriate.