It’s SuperJack to the rescue! “No October Surprise on my watch!” vows SuperJack.

How can they suppress this story?!? Hunter literally fell asleep with a crack pipe in his mouth!

 


 

Disappointing day of Amy Coney Barrett news. Seems like no one has been brave enough to ask her about going to an all-girls Catholic school. You know she lezzed-out. They all lez-out. That’s what PornHub told me and if you can’t trust PornHub, what can you trust in these sad times?

The microphones keep going out, which is obviously proof of [insert any random conspiracy theory].

Microphones cut out for second time at Barrett hearing, Graham: ‘Are we not paying the bills?’


Jezebel whines:

Stop Sharing Cardi B’s Nude Photo

As if the fact that this photo was being widely shared wasn’t bad enough, some internet commenters decided to criticize the photos, scrutinizing her areolas to the point that Cardi responded to a question about them on Instagram. In response, her fans started the Twitter hashtag #BoobsOutForCardi, sharing photos of their own chests in solidarity with the rapper.

For those who haven’t braved a peek yet, imagine an areola stretch past all sane tolerances, like a hide being scrapped before tanning, the edges horrifically crenelated. Now cross that with a screaming face and an inverted bombing site.

(The screaming face is yours.)