It’s coming!

 

“Good morning my dear Glibs and Gliberinas! And what a glorious day it is!”

I mean seriously. How can anybody be that perky this early in the morning? I call shenanigans.

 

And here I would have expected an STD.

 

Good luck with the game of Hot Potato in the Middle East, Joe.

 

WTF, Texas?

 

He flew too close to the sun.

 

No, no. You first.

 

And they want us to think the monkeys in Thailand have it bad.

 

Now get to work, you slackers!