There’s an odd phenomenon happening here. There’s water that seems to be, believe it or not, falling out of the sky! This must be some kind of weird miracle, an unknown event hitting Arizona. The gods must be punishing us.

Speaking of punishment, yes, the birthday ritual begins with a guy who always had an angle; a guy who always eschewed bombast in favor of subtlety; a guy who was approximately correct; Rudy Giuliani’s spirit animal; a guy whose name is likely unfamiliar to the Squad; a pianist who’s backing up Lou Reed; proof that pieces of shit attract; and the best butler the Addams Family ever had.

On to the news.

 

“How are supposed to run a war with assholes like this in the way?” And right on cue, a classy response from a real Republican.

 

Don’t worry, Biden will turn this around.

 

And he’ll likely turn this around as well. I mean, don’t we all miss Li’l Kim’s nuke tests?

 

So what, we’ll only have seven candles?

 

OK, I’m a geek. I love shit like this.

 

It’s not Giant Meteor. I am disappoint.

 

Bye Bye.

 

 

There really is only one choice for Old Guy Music today. And let’s face it- it’s always time for Hendrix.