SEA SMITH GLAD SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS! SEA SMITH WANT SHARE FUNNY THEME SONG FOR SHOW HIM THINK UP. SO HERE SONG:
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
a tale of a rapeful trip,
that started from some tropic port,
aboard a rapey ship.
The mate was a mighty rapin’ man,
the Skipper rapey and sure,
five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour rape tour,
a three hour rape tour.
The weather started getting rough,
the rapey ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the rapey crew
the Rapeow would be lost.
The Rapeow would be lost.
The ship’s aground on the shore of this
uncharted rapey isle
the Raper too.
The Billionaire and his Slovak wife,
the pr0n star,
the Rapefessor and Rapey Ann,
here on Rapeigan’s Isle.
So this is the tale of our rapeaways,
they’re here for a long, long time.
They’ll have to make the best of things,
it’s an uphill rapey climb.
The first rape mate and his Skipper too
will do their very best,
to make the others rapeable
in their tropic island nest.
No cell phone, no LED lights, no electric car
not a single Millennial luxury
like some old white dead dude,
it’s primitive as rape can be.
So join us here each week my land hooman friends,
you’re sure to get a smile,
from seven stranded castaways
here on Rapeigan’s Isle!
WHAT THINK? SEA SMITH GO PITCH HOLLYWOOD? BY PITCH, MEAN RAPE.
WHAT MEAN, BEEN DONE?
THAT NO FAIR. SEA SMITH THINK IDEA!
… OK, IF NOT GET SHOW, YOU GET LINKS.
COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!