LOS ANGELES – “Run, Stacey! He’s not wearing a mask and he’s a Trump supporter!” shrieks a terrified actress in a recently released clip of the new film. “We’re taking the series in a different but relevant direction for the new normal as we build back better” said writer, director, and producer Joanna Gambolputty.

Test screenings have gotten rave reviews from the so-called “Karen” demographic, according to Gambolputty. “Historically, slasher films have been a niche market. We’re working hard to reach fresh audiences, and it turns out the most scrupulous mask wearers are the easiest to scare” added Gambolputty as she sanitized her hands and put another mask on top of the other two.

If successful, there could be similar reboots with other masked killers such as Ghostface and Michael Myers. “I’m really excited about a reboot of the Saw movies where mask and social distancing scofflaws are tormented appropriately for their crimes against the common good” said Gambolputty.

Mask, the working title of another film, features Jim Carey in gritty reboot of the 1994 fantasy comedy. “I have many irons in the fire, and this my favorite” said Gambolputty. “It’s basically the Omega Man, but with a sole survivor who is kept safe by proper masking. Xe fights against zombie ‘covidiots’ who are bent on thwarting xer transition” explained Gambolputty.

Meanwhile, the creators of The Purge have announced a reboot featuring a terrifying world where people don’t wear masks for one day a year. The working title is “Panic!”