Faded

No sports today, aside from an extremely drunk Tom Brady causing a bunch of joyless people to lose their shit yesterday.  Good for him.

Please clap, lol.

If you were born on this day, you share it with Confederate (and in case cancel culture trolls are lurking, me noting this is in no way an endorsement of slavery or secession) Vice President Alexander Stephens, inventor Thomas Edison, nuclear physicist Leo Szilard, boxing champ Max Baer, novelist Sidney Sheldon, the lovely Eva Gabor, comedic great Leslie Nielsen, Panamanian strongman Manuel Noriega, auto and Moto racing legend John Surtees, the late, great Burt Reynolds, dull-ass loser Jeb Bush, singer Sheryl Crow, white trash politician Sarah Palin, sexy Jennifer Anniston, pro surfer Kelly Slater, self-promoting genius Alex Jones, and singer Brandy.

That’s a diverse list. Now on to…the links!

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

This was the highlight of my evening yesterday. Yeah, I’m a simple man. But it was still a classic. Especially when Jen Rubin chimed in like a dumbass.

Well this is an incredibly bizarre story. I don’t see how there’s any liability here. But juries are comprised of mostly stupid people, so we’ll have to wait and see. But my guess is it’ll be settled before trial.

Here’s a nice propaganda piece compliments of NBC. I wish the author’s dad had used double condoms. Because the story is so bereft of actual scientific evidence supporting his claim, it’s ridiculous.

Get a load of this piece of shit. Man, I hate pedos more than anything. I hope he gets the book thrown at him.

I’m sure everybody was curious how this story would end. Actually, the story is nowhere close to ending. I’m sure she’ll do the talk show circuit and continue her grift.

This is fucked up. I find the prosecutors statement that “the public has a right to know where he lives” especially abhorrent since the dude has only had his life threatened about a million times and he is considered innocent until proven guilty.

Porn king

Congratulations, protesters. You did it! Well, as long as “it” was putting all of the employees out of work. You bunch of assholes.

A publishing icon has passed. He actually did a lot for the First Amendment. And put out some tasteful photography as well.

This is for Banjos. But I hope the rest of you enjoy it as well.

Now go have a great day, dear friends!