ZARDOZ IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT ZED IS THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. NOW, BACK TO CLEANSING THE FILTH OF BRUTALS.

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE CHOSENS ONES SLOOPY AND BANJOS HAVE REQUESTED AID FROM THE VORTEX, AND ZARDOZ HAS ANSWERED THE CALL. THEREFORE, YOU WHO HAVE SNARKED AT THE BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE INTERNET ARE TO RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK. THE LINK IS GOOD, FOR IT CAUSES SNARKY CONVERSATION. NOW, ZARDOZ NEED NOT REMIND THE CHOSEN ONES THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL, YES? JUST REMEMBER THOSE TWO STRICTURES, AND ZARDOZ IS SURE THIS MORNING WILL GO WELL. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

  • THE SENILE ONE BEGINS CLEANSING OPERATIONS!
  • WAIT, ZARDOZ THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD TO BE THE (EX) KING?
  • EMERGENCY TODAY! EMERGENCY TOMORROW! EMERGENCY FOREVER!

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.