Not photographed: the Dodgers fan who will attack the rabbit after the game

At least they’re not reporting on social justice bullshit. Never underestimate the stupidity of European soccer fans. And a bunch of other sports shit happened yesterday, namely Leicester winning to solidify their position in third place. And that fourth place race is a hot one that’s shaping up to be between 4 teams for one spot. And that’s sports.

Big birthdays today are William Shakespeare, who may or may not have written a bunch of great plays and poems. He shares it with presidential failure James Buchanan, Lincoln master debater Stephen Douglas, HOF pitcher Warren Spahn, child actress Shirley Temple, rocker Roy Orbison, actor Lee Majors, hockey great Tony Esposito, grifting asshole Michael Moore, terrorist asshole Timothy McVeigh, pitcher Rheal Cormier, and wrestler/actor John Cena.

Awesome show

Not a great list there. A couple of high points, but more lows.  Anyway, on to…the links!

Papiere, bitte. Well, they’re nothing if not consistent.

I assume nobody faced any consequences for this. Well, except the poor taxpayers, who will foot the bill as usual.

Adios, earf!

SpaceX sends people to…guess where! Yeah, to Space. It’s in their freaking name. What, did you expect them to send them to the ocean floor or something?

I wonder what they’re protesting this time. Hell, I wonder if any of the protesters even know. Also, vandalism and destruction of property isn’t protesting, so media need to stop calling it that.

Man, I bet this (completely separate) protest was just faaaaaaabulous! Yeah, I know that’s stereotyping broadway’s overrepresentation by the gay community. Some stereotypes exist for a reason. Also, that dude sounds like a bit of a psycho. Although some of that shit is hilariously tame. This is most definitely a first-world problems protest.

Oh my God…GO BACK TO WORK, YOU IMBECILES!

The outrage factory is gonna have a dilemma here. Do they condemn the police for shooting a black man? Do they condemn the black man for callously murdering a seven year old? Or (and this is what I’m banking on happening) do they just sit this one out completely since they don’t want to address black on black violence?

She seems nice. I question the charges constitutionality, though. A lot of this looks to me like it belongs in civil court, not federal criminal court.

Transparency? We don’t need transparency. What a shocker.

Shock G of Digital Underground died yesterday, but I won’t play the Humpty Dance. Instead, you get this absolute gem of a song. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Now have a great day and an even better weekend, friends!