Dr. Anthony Fauci attending a DC Nationals baseball game. “Masks for thee, but not for me.”

 

 

(Sung to the tune or “Hang-On, Sloopy”)

Fauci lives in the nice part of town,
Cause he’s the highest paid,
Of all those government clowns.

Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!
Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!

Fauci likes to appear on TV,
But every time he does,
Life just gets worse for you and me.

Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!
Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!

Fauci proudly wears his lab coat,
So you better listen to him,
Or else your granny will croak.

Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!
Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!

Fauci he puts on a whole bunch of masks.
No, he don’t look like a fool,
That’s a question you just don’t ask.

Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!
Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!

Remember when Fauci told us “only two weeks?”
Just to flatten the curve,
But, oh, how that time-frame got tweaked.

Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!
Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!

Fauci hates to be called a fraud,
“It’s just that the model was wrong,”
At which the press applauds.

Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!
Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!

Fauci likes to watch baseball.
But somehow the excitement,
Just caused his mask to fall.

Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!
Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!

Don’t you dare say he’s a hypocrite,
Cause he’ll just shrug it off,
Then tell you how to shit.

Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!
Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!

Lockdown been going on over a year,
Like Lucy with the football,
Fauci tells them that the end is near.

Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!
Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!

Fauci has never heard of freedom,
And if you assert your rights,
He’ll tell you that you are dumb.

Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!
Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!

Fauci has never done honest work,
Mention a woodchipper,
And he won’t get your smirk.

Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!
Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!

Fauci has never been to Fargo,
But like that mutton-head said,
That joke might get you embargoed.

Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!
Shut up, Fauci!
Fauci, shut up!

Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!
Fuck off, Fauci!
Fauci, Fuck off!

 

The shitweasels of the White House press corps questioning then-president Trump about mask wearing by his administration.