Loser!

It’s April Fools Day, so be on your toes.

Germany lost to North Macedonia in a World Cup qualifier. Seriously.  England beat Poland with a late goal. Armenia took down Romania. And the rest of the games went pretty much as planned. On this side of the ocean, Francisco Lindor cashed in, and MLB’s season opens up today (hooray!). A senile man gives his opinion on some sports stuff. And the rest of us get on with our lives, hopefully ignoring the fool. And that’s sports.

Stay down, pussy!

Big birthdays today are French mathematician Sophie Germain, German chancellor Otto von Bismarck, King Kong creator Edgar Wallace, former Ohio State assistant football coach Bo Schembechler, famed knuckleballer Phil Niekro, baseball utility man Rusty Staub, reggae great Jimmy Cliff, hockey great involved in the best hockey fight of all time Darren McCarty, and some idiot on YouTube Logan Paul.

That fight still makes me smile. Anyway, on to…the links!

Blue on blue. I’m surprised he didn’t take his anger out on a local passer-by. So at least they kept it in the family.

Cause unknown known (but none of your business).

Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along. Seriously, I wish this was standard practice for everybody. Unfortunately, they reserve the practice for when a cop does something or certain celebrities do. If this was some local slapdick, they’d have every detail in the media by now and charges would have been filed.

Here’s that attention you ordered. In that respect, Lil Nas X (I believe that’s his name) has already won. But he should also win the case.  He bought the shoes and has used them in an artistic endeavor. What’s next, canvas sellers suing artists who paint shit they don’t like? Steel sellers suing sculptors who make stupid looking shit that goes in front of office buildings?  OK, I’d probably be ok with that last one. A lot of that shit is irredeemably shitty.

I promise you, this is not an April fools bit. Seriously.  I swear!

Me no speaka da Spanish no goooooood, senors!

Hey, asshole, that’s Doctor Jill to you! Seriously, this is the last thing I’m worried about. Especially when her husband is about to completely fuck up the economy and the business world worse than I could have ever imagined.

“Look at all the progress!” she said.  I’m sure if I violated a specific court order 40% of the time that I’d be lauded by the media.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! The funniest part about it is that they’ll probably just pay her to go away. With money stolen from taxpayers.

Am I correct in assuming that everybody involved in this story is an asshole? Or is there a detail I’m missing?

Some extended remixes are better than others.

This is one of them.  Enjoy.

Now go have a great day, friends!